/brit/

me in the middle

>She says she only streams for lesbians.
what an absolute cuckold lmao

kendra sunderland lads

I miss this little nigga like you wouldn’t believe

of course you idiot

Mate ireland is and always will be an unimportant vassel state

So he was a brainlet

you are one seriously sick bastard

>MFW poorfags can't afford decent broadband

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hope his brethren listen to him x

>boris out of intensive care

leftypol can't stop losing . idgi does he like to lose

>]we must stand valiantly for the rights of Christ the King, the true Supernatural Messias, and strive to reimpregnate society with the supernatural spirit of the Mystical Body, we must combat Jewish efforts to permeate the world with naturalism. In that sense, as there is only one divine plan for order in the world, every sane thinker must be an anti-Semite
He's unironically right.

>yank flag immediately defends kikes
clockwork haha

Shut it jew

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I'LL SHOVE THAT BAT RIGHT DOWN YOUR COCK

you reckon marinara sauce and cream could work together?

the dinner

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entire place smells like pizza

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The so called north/south divide

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interesting review. played the shit out of the MK franchise as a kid (yes I'm old) but had never heard of these concurrent shitty rip-offs
youtube.com/watch?v=ldC4hw8AJ2c

You're defending a Jew right now tho lol? Jesus was Jewish.

The whole thing was a lie anyways that was taken too far

*bing dong bong*
ahem
meow
that is all

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>we shouldn't be eating bats
>*gets crucified by the same liberal media advancing veganism*

remember when Yas Forums was in it's infancy and people were still making threads like seeing who could post the biggest number that could fit into the character limit
obviously you start by filling the field with 999999...
then some bright spark starts putting maths symbols in it like 9^9^9^9 or something
mental
good times though

>>MFW poorfags can't afford decent broadband

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lol the jew yank is FUMING

i'm glad this caught on

Coventry on the fucking map

nah it's this

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the line is at northampton . why do you think its called NORTHampton

>You have lived to see the 100 year anniversary of World War I (2014-2018)
>You will live to see the 100 year anniversary of World War II (2039-2045)
>You will live to see the 1000 year anniversary of the Norman Conquest (2066)
>You will live to see the 2000 year anniversary of the crucifixion, death and resurrection of Christ (2033)

Living in the 21st century isn't too bad I suppose

dude wtf

'Deep is the abyss that is spanned by Durin's Bridge, and none has measured it,' said Gimli.

'Yet it has a bottom, beyond light and knowledge,' said Gandalf. 'Thither I came at last, to the uttermost foundations of stone. He was with me still. His fire was quenched, but now he was a thing of slime, stronger than a strangling snake.

'We fought far under the living earth, where time is not counted. Ever he clutched me, and ever I hewed him, till at last he fled into dark tunnels. They were not made by Durin's folk, Gimli son of Glóin. Far, far below the deepest delving of the Dwarves, the world is gnawed by nameless things. Even Sauron knows them not. They are older than he. Now I have walked there, but I will bring no report to darken the light of day. In that despair my enemy was my only hope, and I pursued him, clutching at his heel. Thus he brought me back at last to the secret ways of Khazad-dûm: too well he knew them all. Ever up now we went, until we came to the Endless Stair.'

'Long has that been lost,' said Gimli. 'Many have said that it was never made save in legend, but others say that it was destroyed.'

'It was made, and it had not been destroyed,' said Gandalf. 'From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak it climbed. ascending in unbroken spiral in many thousand steps, until it issued at last in Durin's Tower carved in the living rock of Zirak-zigil, the pinnacle of the Silvertine.

'There upon Celebdil was a lonely window in the snow, and before it lay a narrow space, a dizzy eyrie above the mists of the world. The sun shone fiercely there, but all below was wrapped in cloud. Out he sprang, and even as I came behind, he burst into new flame. There was none to see, or perhaps in after ages songs would still be sung of the Battle of the Peak.'

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jewish yank on the ropes

imagine being situated beside france and still being a cultureless shithole

>does he like to lose
unironically yes
losing is evidence that he is oppressed and therefore deserving of more power

are those elephants?
wtf

The shops are closed tomorrow. I'm hoping I have enough to last me till Monday

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Haven't watched but is primal rage in there? It was basically mortal kombat but with dinosaurs. Played it quite a bit back in the day.

Broadband is cheap af though.

reckon Jesus might come back in 2033?

Mental how only 3 of these happened and the last one was just an April Fool's prank taken a few steps too far

having a lovely day with the new gf lads. jenga and beers in the sun, cheeky shag, nice barbeque. very pleased with this turn of events.

fuck off

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Suddenly Gandalf laughed. 'But what would they say in song? Those that looked up from afar thought that the mountain was crowned with storm. Thunder they heard, and lightning, they said, smote upon Celebdil, and leaped back broken into tongues of fire. Is not that enough? A great smoke rose about us, vapour and steam. Ice fell like rain. I threw down my enemy, and he fell from the high place and broke the mountain-side where he smote it in his ruin. Then darkness took me; and I strayed out of thought and time, and I wandered far on roads that I will not tell.

as I suspected. a leftypol government is an oxymoron

>midlands
No such thing.

mad that dogs can't smell smells like pizza
they can only smell it's constituent parts (tomato, cheese, bread etc) whereas we get the smell that is uniquely pizza

>You will live to see the 1000 year anniversary of the Norman Conquest (2066)
not sure about this one

Begium isn't that bad mate calm down

Jewyank why do you seethe so much about the J man?

yeah proper mental that...
*walks away and talks to someone else*

>37 mbs upload

Ahhahaha poor faggot

Literally moved to Japan to prove you wrong

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you live in dublin though

>caring about upload speeds

LMAO. get mogged you cunt.

what kind of mattress does brit sleep on

why do you seethe when I let you know Jesus was not a god

not Jewish by the way

weird that devon and cornwall aren't south when they're the most southern part

the lockdown is pretty comfy at the weekends x

The 20th century called. They want their upload speeds back!

lads, what came first? standardised yank circumcision or the yank obsession with worshipping israel and the jews?

nah some random shit no one has ever heard of
time killers or something

HARD

Jesus is God though.

Any other Aqua Teen Hunger Force lads in? No other comedy show live action or animated has ever come close to making me laugh as much as season 1-4 did

youtube.com/watch?v=8uGWnW_3RA0

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she better live with you you dumb cunt. post proof of residence or else

have you had your wilkins inside a jap fanner yet?

bare wooden floor, me x

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you have 20th century download speeds

i sleep with an emma

My willershins has penetrated many an oriental fanny until 'rona shut us down

ever been to plymouth?

Nope. Sorry to be the first to inform you that Jesus is not a god at all

can tell this lad hasn't been anywhere near a fanny in his life nevermind a gook one lol

>mfw a disgusting poor pleb posted near me

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nah he didn't come in 1033 so I doubt he'll come back in 2033 either
Might come back in 3033 though. Those seem like some pretty holy digits.

no is it nice?

*hits pipe*

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3 women I went to secondary school with now live and work in japan
bit weird since they all hated each other at school

dont believe you

First 30 seconds of this always gets me laughing
youtube.com/watch?v=aQ9wlWDMQ2c

Watson?

i'll pray for you x

hate brits who aren't from the rural west midlands
hate most brits who are from the rural west midlands
love myself
simple as

i'm the premier dave baiter on /brit/

>IPA

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went to japan once with the lads and we got roped into drinking with a bunch of japanese business men aged between 20 and 50. was genuinely amazed by how much alcohol the japs could put away but also equally amazed by how fucking BLOCKED it made them. they didnt speak a lick of english but it was a good laugh all round.

*growls*

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Emma Mattress

we're getting married soon so she can get rid of that ridiculous name

She wants a man who has never left the British Isles

Wasting your time because theres nothing there to hear you

fascinating
*walks away and talks to someone else*

if corona was a good beer people would be stocking up during this

based yank post. Always amazed at how generally unknown this show is in the UK

*grabs you by the scruff of the neck and lifts you off your feet and pulls you back over to me*
i wasn't done talking to you, son.

hair is getting so long and messy lads

oi oi

Quite like the Twin Peaks theme, composed by Angelo Badalementi

booyaka booyaka

never fully understood what bauhaus actually was

don't understand how tax works
will we pay tax this month?

Same but with my moustache

Is Squidbillies popular there? It grew on me and reminds me vaguely of AQTH. Similar humor

was genuinely freaked out by how perfectly smooth and virtually silent the trains in switzerland were. why are the trains here all so clunky and loud and rattley?

dave where are you dave?

God bless America

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tell me if this sounds retarded
>Mad how humans can't see white, they only see red green and blue

I had 4 (four) pints of Corona last night

>bauhaus
it's a type of jacket I think

listening to Craig Charles on BBC 6music

I won't, due to being unemployed

got a train from basel to munich and it was genuinely heaven 2bh. just watching the countryside roll by and having wine delivered to my table via the app

this sounds retarded

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here

Styxhexenhammer1488

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hope you're not planning to operate that machine yourself
leave it to a trained professional

nah no one's seen squidbillies really. I also like Sealab. you ever watched that?

wanking to Craig Charles on BBC 6music

>listening to Craig Charles on BBC 6music

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What does Mencius Moldbug have to say about all this?

you don't get pints at home. it's bottles or cans

aaaaaah

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you having a nice day dave?

Pint cans exist

mop 'ead

I blame Trump for my hatred of Trump

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christianity destroyed the roman empire

When is the corona-plague gonna go away lads? I don't think I can handle another month of this

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CivNats are based. I like Asian women and mixed brown women. can't have those in an ethnostate

that is logically consistent
well done

a pint comes from a tap . it's completely different

Fuck off Gibbon