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Baptism of Christ edition

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OHHHH JANYYYYYYYYYYY

BAN ME OH BAN ME

Just found out the actor who played Frodo is an American from Iowa

need to consoom something

this is a good question and one i've thought about a bit since my mate went vegan
have had to agree with him on every moral question meat eating raises and basically admit that i'm a hypocrite

>Most modern theologians view the baptism of Jesus by John the Baptist as a historical event to which a high degree of certainty can be assigned.[2][3][4][5][6] Along with the crucifixion of Jesus, most biblical scholars view it as one of the two historically certain facts about him, and often use it as the starting point for the study of the historical Jesus.

Need to fuck your mom but I'm not complaining

reading alan's book

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janny you cunt you deleted my thread earlier you better do this cunting one

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no lol

>an American
bzzzt wrong

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the phantom shitter

He works in mysterious ways

jesus was a dirty jew

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I spit on the Christ

Do E unto others as you would have them do E unto you.

So spoke Jesus. Then lo, Jesus raved like a god, for three days and three nights.

He was literally always cleaning himself and his mates, the New Testament is full of washings and baths

hmm yes i'd like some facts about history please
no thanks historians i believe i shall find myself a theologian to quench my thirst for knowledge

ALL I WANT
ALL I NEED
ALL I CRAVE IS A GOOD PUB FEED

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mate he's literally washing in the OP pic

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Bit bent ngl

The baptism and crucifixion (not including resurrecting) are the only thing historians agree probably happened. The rest s hogwash and heresay at best.

nowt wrong with scrubbing the lads

based

gottem

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that is an absolutely huge bag of gear

funny how the people who make these stock images have never actually seen a bag in real life. If that were real you'd be looking at £500 worth.

Nothing bent about it, go to the local onsen with the lads

is a good pub sneeeeeeeeeeeeeddddd

have you ever had a pint?

thats like 2 grams mate

maybe it's speed