Johanna to Dad: I would like as a gift a pony for Christmas.
Papa: All right.
Johanna: Really, I love you more than anything!
Dad on Christmas Eve: Johanna, your hairdressing appointment is ready.
Funny German jokes
Camden Miller
Carson Taylor
Two Eskimos go home.
One asks the other: "Where's your igloo actually?"
The other screams: "Oh no, I left the iron on!"
Gabriel Stewart
Lol
Asher Collins
Couple in bed:
You: "Give me animal names."
He: "Mouse."
She: "Give me dirty animal names.
He: "Dirty mouse."
Liam Nelson
Funny German story
German: Okay Jew now you're going to die
Jew: But I don't want to die
German: Hahaha
Ryan Gomez
What do women and hand grenades have in common?
If you take off the ring, your house is gone.
Austin Thompson
What does a gay eagle do?
He flies to his nest.
Easton Perry
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Anthony Kelly
dangerously based
Dylan Reed
lol
Gavin Hernandez
hah, good ones
Justin Barnes
What is on the cleaning lady's tombstone?
It never returns!
Jackson Walker
based
Nathan Allen
What does the big pen say to the small pen?
Crayon
Caleb Turner
heh
Camden Morris
Two hunters meet
Both dead
Hunter Martin
Where does a deer go without hair?
To the rehab clinic.
Parker Myers
Russians, known around the world for being silly drunkyards, have very smart funny jokes
Germans, known for being clockwork hardworking intelectuals, have silly funny jokes.
Interesting world we live in
Levi Myers
Scientists found out and then went back inside.
Joseph Phillips
Is nest a synonym for a boyhole in german?
Julian Rodriguez
why the hell do I even laugh at that
well, I do tho
Adrian Ward
this is the only one I understand
Joseph Nelson
The eyrie of an eagle is called a Horst in German. Horst happens to be a male given name.
Owen Parker
What has 4 legs and one arm?
A happy pitbull
Isaiah Martinez
lol
Aiden Nelson
>German humor
Samuel Taylor
shut up it's funny
Christopher Cox
tell an american joke
Charles Lee
My sense of humor is like a refugee: not always well received.
Isaac Morris
this one is actually chuckle-worthy
Blake Allen
I dont get it.
John Morris
lol
Connor Flores
My cock was once in the book of records. Then I was kicked out of the library.
Connor Harris
One of my favourites :
What's brown and stands on the roadside ?
A hazelnut.
John Brooks
Nest for eagle means horst which is also a male surname
Noah Taylor
What is small, green and triangular?
A small green triangle
Carson Sullivan
Ok
Germany’s birthdate