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"Illicit relationship between teacher and student; best girl lost worst girl won" edition

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>senseifag
yikes indon has the worst taste

shilling is indeed a noble profession

As we coof the mkl tier low IQ pagpag dutards continues to Cope
>tfw this will trigger mkl's noble shilling profession
>MKL tier shilling defending Du30 Marcos corruption is a noble profession

>You are literally working for ((Marcos)), Du30 and 許寰哥(Khó͘-hoân-ko)Cojuanco Marcos Oligarch, Denis Uy, RJ Neito, Communist china

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Kill all indogs

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Neetbros...

>Mereka akan memperoleh uang senilai Rp3,55 juta. Rinciannya, biaya pelatihan Rp1 juta untuk 3 kali kursus, lalu Rp2,4 juta untuk bantuan manfaat yang dibagi 4 bulan, dan Rp150 ribu untuk insentif pengisian survei yang dibagi tiga kali pencairan.

this cunt neetbux is shitty af

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ngentot!

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so, only around 600k per month ?

Malaysia has lost to COVID-19. Even barbers know not to go out but big money corporates just wanna force everyone to expose themselves to danger instead of waiting two more weeks

Yikes

>Duterte
Is it true that vigilants are shooting ambulance drivers.

calling it neetbux is incorrect desu

We fucking did it, bros. We became number 1. I'm so proud of our governments efforts to bring the Philippines to the top.

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SQUABBLE BETWEEN MITI AND MOH INCOMING

Seronok la kau

what if a Sunda guy steals your gf?

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Hoping this will get the MKL visayan pagpag IQ butthurt noble profession (you) score

Some serious tryhard communist china moves
This is very alarming. As of now, I’m skeptic of this narrative (since validity of the source is not established) but if it’s true...

Why do they have to hide the actual number of deaths per day? Is it to fool us with the current figures they’re reporting just to get away from accountability?!

The public deserves transparency!

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MOH should overwrite MITI's recommendation, hopefully

>urukanigger

is shilling a noble profession?

Kek. This is going to be fun. But really. They should just continue this MCO until Raya. Then when raya comes around people can go balik kampung without that much worry.

>Biaya Pelatihan
>Here we give you money to train
>By the way we will train you so give them back

>not liking objectively best girl

U WOT M8

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Hari Raya should be cancelled too!

Should end after raya, I don't have to give out duit raya

Damn, Cambodia have best healthcare.
Everyone go there.

damn rizu arc boring as fuck

NEET BTFO

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say your last word then

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you guys unironically read this??

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>stop liking what I don't like

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I love Sensei

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>stop liking what I don't like

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For me, it's this sensei

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toubunfags detected

Oh fuck. Talking about duit raya, how the fuck am I going to get RM1 if I can't go out?

just say you're under the weather and people won't go near ya

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sos kontol

>Wakil gubernur DKI yang baru adalah mantan terdakwa koruptor dari partai Gerindra
>Gerindra
LMAO the absolute state of PKShit

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Should I call the covid-19 psychologist hotline?

>tfw if you disregard the micronations San Marino, Andorra and Sint Maarten, Sweden's fatality rate is at #8
Together we're gonna make it, brah!

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They only operate from 8am to 6pm, call tomorrow

Why is the government in the land of meatballs so relaxed on it's policy regarding covid19?

that's smart, kek

ahem
fuck toubun
fuck bokuben
fuck shitty harem

okay now this is based
for me it's kanasensei

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Seems like chinks are angry because malays say that chinks need to respect malay more for being in the front line keeping this country from falling apart. Lol.

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Well. Good question. One explanation is the understated language of the gubmint and authorities. "Recommendations" means "rules" and so on. It's quite strange, because nordic law is based on the tradition that all free men and women should be able to state their case at the allthing - i.e. the laws should be as transparent and lucid as possible.

OK, that was some 1000 years ago. But it's not in step with the anglo, french and german "poetic" traditions. My interpretation is that in Sweden are we ashamed of power as such. So we hide it with "democratic" language.

Pic related: A lawspeaker.

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The real enemy is MITI

Support MOH, burn down MITI

So are you guys going back to work on Monday or not?

>corona pandemic
>malays just can't shake their hatred of the chinese
-_-

Working from home sucker. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I don't want to fucking work. I hate coding. I hate app developing.

Literally the other way around, dude.

Noooooooooo NEETbros you told we were going to shine this year

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It wont be on Monday. Monday is just when companies can apply to resume operations.

Although MOH has recommended all industries to wait it out before resuming operations, MITI will not to follow this directive and will act in the interests of major firms(it's why the sector list is general).

MOH wants possibly two to four more weeks of MCO to ensure the virus will be contained successfully. MITI and the vast majority of non SME employers want you to go back to work. Expect them to swarm MITI on Monday 9AM.

Most likely you will be back at work on Wednesday which is when Phase 3 of the MCO begins.

Gandalf is a swede? cool

Oh please.
>corona starts
>no massive exodus of the chinese
>tabligh happens
>everyone chinks blames muslims
>throw them out of apartments
>not wanting to even talk to malays

Malays are racist to the very core

>Implying the chinese are free from racist thought

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That's cool as heck, interesting.
But is the law system there more of the continental inquisition or the anglo common law?

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Nah, that's someone else. B-)

Please tell me about 'Ali Baba'-companies. :^)

As far as I know, the lineage is as such:

Roman law -> Germanic law -> Nordic law

The relation to Common law, I don't know.

Christbros... where is our Covidbux?

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>Roman law.
Ah, then it's kinda angloish, do you have jury system?

>moving goalpost

sasuga

>BAZNAS
user...

All Malaysians, MITI is not your friend. MITI is coopted by greedy corporates who have no concern for your health and safety

WAGIES RISE UP

What do you expect?
B*les line of trust is something like this order:
B*le>Black>Chinks>any races who are muslims

>Ah, then it's kinda angloish, do you have jury system?
Kinda, kinda. The closest equivalent is nämndemän or jurymen that are recruited from political parties [sic!]. Some 20% of the corps are 70+ and have a long, bad reputation of being sleepy even during normal times.

>>Roman law.
>Ah, then it's kinda angloish
bruh
civil law is based on roman law
anglo is common law

fucking hell it hurts seeing people so confidently say something wrong

Which nightclub in KL accepts only Malay customers?

malays aren't allowed to go into nightclubs

If you have to ask, you can't afford it

Oh fuck, my bad.
It's just that common law also drew some of roman law element like habeas corpus and such.
I'll read more into it. Thanks
Interesting

Muslims aren't supposed to go to nightclubs.