/brit/

well I don't

Any man in?

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Why are scousers so fucking touchy holy shit

the pope himself is suggesting covid is the earth taking (non-specified) revenge on humans lol
thats /x/-tier shitposting

You sound like a Yank with the whole "Yuro" thing. Behave yourself.

HOWLING

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Last thread was actually funny 2bh

Reckon I’d fit in better with some norfmen over some southern poofs. Cunts in London kept slagging my accent last time I was there

thoughts on narrowboats?
just cycled down the cut to a marina and looked at some of the boats. they look quite comfy ngl

nice day today

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girl man in

shut the fuck up lmao

i unironically considered bedford as northern

screaming

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>VBA
*virgin freak klaxon blares*

there's a thread on Yas Forums where black girls are posting vocaroos about how much they love white men

96WNE

same
but definitely one of the posher northern places

repost from a minute ago

lmao fucking pathetic grovelling to Scousers

If it's north of oxfordshire, it's in the north. this is an officially official fact.

bedford? more like kekford haha

King Maha Vajiralongkorn and Queen Suthida at their wedding ceremony in Bangkok last year

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Lame
No bantet in football anymore. Remember in the early days of twitter if someone made fun lf Hillsborough we’d just make fun of their clubs tragedies

what did he say about illsbreh?

the north ends after chester

>Haha nice accent mate, what can I get ya today?

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whats the point of doxxing some random if you won't get to see their reaction? may aswell just browse google maps find a rando house and send food and prostitutes to that.

you love that famous scouse sense of humour la

mad how careless zoomers are these days with the internet
back in my day we were taught at school to be a lot more careful on the internet

what could he have possible meant by this

49 (you)s in the last thread

BENDEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR

why

reminds me of the time i found a bar in florida that has 24/7 web cameras covering the interior and exterior
same bar often has punters hanging out just outside where you can see and hear them on the cam
so i thought what if Yas Forums (this is about 10 years ago) what if Yas Forums was to cooperate on a mission to get all sorts delivered to this bar, or the people waiting outside, where we could all then watch the confusion from the comfort of our homes
i came up with the plan and organised it and set the date and time of the raid
someone else even did a wiki page for it that might still be up
on the day, no fucker actually rang for anything and nowt showed up
very disappointing

Its like 90 miles from the south coast

imagine he smell

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Remember when we were told not to get in a car with a stranger. Now they have an app that will summon a car driven by a stranger you pay to get in. I hate my wife.

When this is over, visit the norf.

Liverpool fans have literally been doing this for years

strawpoll.me/19749195/

never apologise
especially to scousers
they will use it against you forever more

freudian slip methunks

I'm a Bong in Burgerstan

>amer hussein
>53 naan bread

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cant imagine londoners slagging irish accents they're not that uncommon

Been Creamfields numerous times

Not a fan of them at all

LMAO, what? If it is south of Sheffield, it is southern.

what are you saying then

pint o' dark fruit please luv, but use your hands you dirty cow

Yeah. But I was on twitter like 10 years ago when it started and footballers accounts werent run by agents and stuff. Was like the wild west.

scousers playing the eternal victim
people have a go at the jews, but scousers are really another level

Its very much in the south of England

see

Sitting in the garden sunbathing and reading the Aeneid
What are you up to boys?

You sound like a Yank with the whole "Yuro" thing. Behave yourself.

Its fella called elliot nugent

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bit of fucking THIS
bit of fucking THAT

Mad that thanks to him pissing off the entirety of north west England Elliott's going to lose his virginity today

Steamed fans?

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Yank-tier retort. Be better.

Laying on my couch, naked, playing with my cock and posting on /brit/.

i like scousers

i'm 15 miles off the south coast and i don't feel like bedford is at all local to the south of england

Liverpool drowned a Welsh village for water then claims it isn't English. Hate them. Horrible shithole of a city awash in slavery money that thinks it's a victim and Irish.

those are obviously grilled

Sitting in the patio in the sun reading /brit/ drinking tesco cream soda chum

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Toil induced anxiety ruining my long weekend

got back from a long bike ride
caugt the sun a bit ahhhhhh

He has a gf according to the scousers on twitter. Doubt he is a virgin.

Kent mentioned

got the whitney houston one? thats fucking gold

Mental times.

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would drink from the brim that touched her cheeks

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If it's a Home County it's southern

Deacons of the Deep

wanking mentioned

wish are maggie had succeeded

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Toilberg gave me a free large chocolate Easter bunny :D

thaimong WILL refuse to call this man a bender

he literally WILL NOT do it

anything north of sussex is northern

/brit/ feels all dirty now that they enjoyed that scouse banter

Putrid slug.

Northerners are thick as shit

HER name is MONICA

Liverpool deserves to be nuked tbqh.

Neoliberals are subhuman trash. Imagine wanting to destroy communities that have existed for a thousand years for monetary gain

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Nice
Been cycling a lot myself lately

Is that what we're calling them now?

Got your Easter toads at the ready lads?

Liverpool delenda est.

dare you to call Queen Elizabeth the 2nd a wrinkly old rug munching reptilian slag

fascinating isn't it

>living in or near london

lol utter state, unless you're on £150k+ there's no point, £30k up norf will get you a better life, surrounded by genuine people, none of these pseudo posh-twats who like the smell of their own farts

Liverpool deserves destruction for Heysel

liz is a wrinkly old rug munching reptilian slag

any Goldbond man in

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so they drowned a welsh village, its welsh who cares

bedford is a bit north, but not too north

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i'm posh and i like the smell of my own farts wtf

I'm a Tory. I want to destroy Liverpool purely for political and cultural reasons, not economic ones.

Quite literally have never spelled manoeuvre correctly on the first go

>30k
Fuck off tarq

NINE
ONE
SEVEN

In London as a NEET living with parents who earn no where near that and we live perfectly comfortable.
very very few people earn anywhere near 150k

super north is proper grim

>liverpool
>thousands of years
mate it's like 300 years at most
cringe immigrant culture

wonderful place this

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Piss off you stupendous virgin

Got an identical accent to Noel fielding

Posh by Norfern standards

Ah yes the Roman Town of Liverpudlium

what are you having?

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youtu.be/h2VBImbOdCQ

Condolences.

no but honestly, who cares

Where did Wales go haha

I live in the Norf and earn £26,000 a year. With that I can afford my own house, a car and have a £600 overhead after all my bills. I have so much money left I've been able to give tonnes of money away to friends and family during this lockdown. Southerners will never know this feeling.

you wouldn't be comfortable without your boomer 'rents who bought a 5 bed townhouse in mayfair for 15k 20 years ago while they were both working in a supermarket though would you

>cumbria and Northumberland are more grim than Y*rkshire and Wankashire

Golden Gaytime if you please