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alexa, please search wikipedia for the benefits of 5G

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10924428

5G niggas be: I have cancer

hello shlomo

might pretend to be insane so they lock me in a padded cell, seems comfy

mental how it's already the 11th of April 2020

It's very easy to make British houses look nice. No idea why we settle for absolute shit.

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xD

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can tell you live in london and have at least £15k in a savings account

watched once upon a time in hollywood

How do you lads intend to spend corona 4/20??

Forgot to put any money in the HTB ISA

have an unnatural urge to smash in right's face with a tyre iron, bob crane style

bet there was such a feeling of extrordinary adventure and freedom ni the early days of flight. No ATC to follow you on radar and police your movement, no runways, just go up and come down in whatever flat field you can find. chuggering along in a rickety wood and string machine. must have been amazing

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Prefer bicycle day me

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Yas Forums has given me such an unrealistic desire for the perfect gf that it's made me lose pretty much all my attraction to the gf I actually have

Get a Lifetime ISA, its better

imagine thinking like this unironically

incel,,,, yikes

it really isnt

can i have her

you can do much the same now with paramotoring

I don't know actually. I'm counting the days to May at this point.

garbage movie

Not planning on living for a lifetime

if you think this is in good taste you're beyond saving

Silly Billy

youtube.com/watch?v=irI2cNmF6yU

i do want to try and get into ultralights when this is all over but i'm broke

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Doing a walk.

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what's a good anime?
and I don't mean your little girls in their knickers nonce bait, I mean transforming into beasts, shooting lasers from their hands anime

can't stand ad hominem attacks like incel, virgin, cuck, simp

just called the rozzers

laughed more than I should've

kek this is me

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Literally what the people that done Grenfell were thinking

One of my favourite films. Terry Thomas and shot after shot of actual flying replicas of some of the earliest flying machines.

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can't be doing with all this videocalling bullshit 2bh. not my thing and everyones bugging me get on them

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this is what literally ALL germans are like

youtube.com/watch?v=LcYmZaiTJTE

what was wrong with email honestly
technology has made a mockery of society

Steven Universe

Yanks are trash

just dialed the 'ol 'ard

Same

why don't they just smile

had a nice set of terry reaction faces on my old laptop. lost forever to the sands of time.

years of coca cola and freddos

Left the window open and now there's a faggot bee in my room and whatever I do he just won't leave. I guess he sticks with me from now on

all anime is inherently bad mate

youtube linkers don't really expect me to sit through a 4 minute video possibly missing out on absolute roukus posts for the lads do they?

how are they dealing with the homeless? are they just rounding them up into safe-distanced shelters or what?

I've always thought this simpatico.

My dream is to own a gypsy moth and to be free to potter about in it.

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shutup and do what your told

Misread germans as gamers haha

How do men like this even get gfs let alone find someone to even settle for them and marry.
I know incels have been around forever but it seems way more prevalent today

Literally me tbqh

Its just a bee m9

Wales is well known all around the world and beloved from Argentina to Japan.

it's a laugh once you get past the initial 30 seconds of awkward. been getting pissed with the lads on zoom. good fun desu.

remember watching scrapheap challenge once and the challenge was to build a plane
and obviously i'm like yeah right
i know they stick all the ingredients in the scrapheap so it's possible, but a plane?
it was 3 national teams and the brits made a plane that actually flew like a bird
the others barely got off the ground
made me proud to be british it did

Same. I heard rumours (although I've yet to see a source) thaat they are considering reducing uni to online learning after this to save money. Fuck that noise.

welcome to the quote on quote shag pad

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HARD CHEESE OLD CHAP!

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*drone with a megaphone buzzes over to you*
oi you're nicked now aren't you
*drops bracelets on you*
put them on and wait for the boys
*buzzes off to find more unessential walks*

*flies past your ear*

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need to fart but simply cannot risk it

mental how they fly in when you've opened the window 1 inch

There are always going to be fat women with low self esteem who were bullied growing up or who are scared of confident manly men

hate hate hate the warmth
keep sweating and dont like it one bit

sounds like poley

youtube.com/watch?v=4vFRAYOa5RI

past the point of no return

they like to come inside you see

Yeah i'd love an old biplane. Don't particularly care about going the fastest, want that open top experience more

I remember that one. All of them used designs from the first 10 years of flight too

well they either have a moment of introspection and shape up, or they don't

Bees are proper massive this year

corrrrr

go near an ethnic and blame it on them

Was going to fly the drone but worried the old bill might see it and arrest me cause i never registered it and paid the £20 fee

ugly fucking freak

Where did his right leg go?

Up shit creek without a paddle

bees are fine 2bh. he'll find his way out eventually. its the cunting aggressive wasps that drive me up the wall

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No more planes raining down jet fuel exhaust

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they're just like me
i like to come inside your mother

into the abyss

I see what you mean, but poley's accent is a lot more northern and sounds like he's got wet lettuce in his mouth

enjoying some eu funded projects with the boy

>x is more prevalent since the internet made me aware it even existed
no it isn't
I'm sick of repeating this

Can't decide if this is based or cringe.

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give us a fag lad

ugliest person in brit right here

suppose i can just let him chill granted he doesn't put the stinger in

just once i want to see an episode of scrapheap challenge where one of the team captains is like well this is fucking fixed
there's only one gyroscopic combobulator in the entire scrapheap and they got it
as if you can build one of these contraptions without a gyroscopic combobulator
and as if you can make one from scrap
and then he starts smashing the place up with a sledgehammer haha

THIS sounds like poley - a man going trans and taking on the name of a girl who rejected him

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/r/yourjokebutworse

look at then decide

Oi mate you got a spare faggot on you?

still incredible they built and flew all of these machines

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wish I was back in secondary school selling fags for 75p / £1 a pop to degenerate junkies

now I live a life of uni toil and call centre toil

>All of them used designs from the first 10 years of flight too
well they're not gonna make a stealth bomber are they

I remember that. There was an American team, a French team and a British team, and the British one actually flew. I've posted on /tr/ about building planes from scratch and was basically told not to bother as it would be too expensive

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Reminds me of the classic joke

A fellow was stuck on his rooftop in a flood. He was praying to God for help.
Soon a man in a rowboat came by and the fellow shouted to the man on the roof, "Jump in, I can save you."
The stranded fellow shouted back, "No, it's OK, I'm praying to God and he is going to save me."
So the rowboat went on.
Then a motorboat came by. "The fellow in the motorboat shouted, "Jump in, I can save you."
To this the stranded man said, "No thanks, I'm praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith."
So the motorboat went on.
Then a helicopter came by and the pilot shouted down, "Grab this rope and I will lift you to safety."
To this the stranded man again replied, "No thanks, I'm praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith."
So the helicopter reluctantly flew away.
Soon the water rose above the rooftop and the man drowned. He went to Heaven. He finally got his chance to discuss this whole situation with God, at which point he exclaimed, "I had faith in you but you didn't save me, you let me drown. I don't understand why!"
To this God replied, "I sent you a rowboat and a motorboat and a helicopter, what more did you expect?"

just saw some homophobia outside of Yas Forums

rorke making fake images again
very sad

legs are aching and feel heavy even though im literally just sitting down

kek this is me

I love lockdown so much lads. I'm going to miss it dearly.

what do young, intelligent and beautiful women want in a man?

Was like the last flight out of Saigon absolute mayhem so glad I lived to see this day.

reckon we won't know what to do with ourselves once the virus finally passes and we'll probably find ourselves doing the shit we're doing now that we consider 'temporary'

Arms are heavy

it's not over for another 6 months minimum
chill my man but yeah agreed

the fabled good yank poster

BBC presenter Jeremy Clarkson is well known for his comments about other countries, which sometimes take an anti-Welsh direction, e.g. "It's entirely unfair that some people are born fat or ugly or dyslexic or disabled or ginger or small or Welsh. Life, I'm afraid, is tragic."[23] Another example, in the context of Wales's 2008 Grand Slam victory: "You can never rely on the French. All they had to do was go to Cardiff last weekend with a bit of fire in their bellies and they'd have denied Wales the Six Nations Grand Slam. But no. They turned up instead with cheese in their bellies and mooched about for 80 minutes, seemingly not at all bothered that we've got to spend the next 12 months listening to the sheepsters droning on about their natural superiority and brilliance. Or worse. Give them a Grand Slam and the next thing you know, all our holiday cottages are on fire. There are, of course, other reasons I hoped the French would win. I’d rather live in France than Wales; I’d rather eat a snail than a daffodil; I’d certainly rather drink French fizzy wine; and I’d much rather sleep with Carole Bouquet than Charlotte Church."[24] On his BBC2 show he placed a plastic map of Wales in a microwave and burned it to audience applause.[25] On 4 September 2011, writing in his weekend column for The Sun newspaper, he said "I think we are fast approaching the time when the United Nations should start to think seriously about abolishing other languages. What’s the point of Welsh for example? All it does is provide a silly maypole around which a bunch of hotheads can get all nationalistic."[26]

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she wants a working class lad from Barnstaple who has a light up keyboard and posts on the chan

absolutely off the rails based

younger, more intelligent and perfectly handsome

People are going back to work Monday you mongoloid NEET faggot

what i mean is they could have just used the basic principles of flight but instead they copied actual designs which makes it more interesting for me.

I seem to remember all of the planes could get aloft but the British one was soaring about with ease. There's a few people on youtube who buld their own ultralights - youtube.com/watch?v=aLpmJ97GXZQ

:-(

Sell tickets to sold out uni events/concerts lad

she wants a man from melbourne with phimosis

A pay piggy she can use

>once the virus finally passes

not a possibility

based jezza's wrath spares no man or nation

>all our holiday cottages are on fire
Based
GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND

she wants a man from llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

Based Beyond Comprehension (BBC)

on a bank holiday? shut it rorke
6 MONTHS

A white male with glasses and short hair?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M LOSING MY MIND THE INCEL IS AMONG US

have only ever been with eastern european birds, dont understand why people bother with anything else

Public service sector you stupid mongrel spacker

proficient videogame skill

Can't deny it

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cope

there are no working class people down south you fairy

Sauce?
I'm on furlough but there are some essential staff still in work this whole time to stop the company going bust.
I'm scared any day now the company will ask people to start coming back in because the business is survivingand and back on track

yeah you embarrassed yourself pipe down

Why does every millennial these days have a beard?

want a southern English girl to abuse my Scottish bollocks

OH NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE GLASSES

money, signs of wealth or the capacity to make a large sum of money

>he placed a plastic map of Wales in a microwave and burned it to audience applause
absolute madman

Maer Saeson yn arogli fel fy pen-ol

kinda feel like I'm wasting the lockdown
the city center will never be completely deserted at 11 oclock on a wednesday morning ever again in my lifetime (probably)

Gesundheit

what do you want to do there? run naked down the street ?

Cheeky city center wank on the cards lad?

a 5/1 k/d ratio (minimum)

Kill yourself you spacker incel

we call them fads
like moustaches in the 70's, long, frizzy hair in the 80's, fringes in the 90's, buzzed sides in the 00's, you get the point

>British """"cities"""
>An oversized town centre with a big shopping centre in the middle

Oh boy yeah can't waste that opportunity for some kino! If it were a yank city fair enough

The fascist bourgeoisie want us locked up, with no social interaction, microchipped with a "vaccine", with no health care, public transport or public spaces, begging genocidal billionaires like Bill "Depopulate Africa" Gates. Down with it.

That's so 20th century
Women bring the bread home in the 21st century
They want a layabout homesman now

>fringes in the 90
Rocked the bowl cut as a

Ladies DEMAND that a man has his own Roe 1 Triplane. NOTHING else will do!

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I've found the scrapheap challenge episode.

Flights: youtu.be/4-ExnBCpEWI

Whole episode: youtu.be/jTjBBHxDBv0

needed the loo and a bit of liquid shit came out my shorts before I could sit on the loo. what does this mean for me?

sucking a millimetre wave

All English people have gay nasal voices

true. the number of fit girls with living dildos for a bf is massive

incontinent old bastard

when the last anglo is killed by pakis the welsh will still be there

Just like 4G (and 3G before that), 5G is simply a new generation of mobile internet. Phone networks have tweaked the technology to deliver faster speeds – and have dubbed it the "5th generation", or 5. Its signals fall on the electromagnetic spectrum – from radio waves, to X-rays, and even visible light. Phone networks use microwaves of a very specific frequency to deliver the internet to your iPhone or Android mobile. This was true of 3G and 4G, and it's still true with 5G. In the UK, 4G signals generally sit between 800MHz and 2.6GHz on the electromagnetic spectrum. 5G is a little higher at 3.4GHz to 3.6GHz, but that's tiny when you consider that microwaves go up to 300GHz. And visible light comes in at a range of around 430THz to 770THz. That's more than a thousand times higher than the maximum microwave – and 100,000 higher than 5G

Dangerous radiation, like UV rays, X-rays and gamma rays are also far higher up the spectrum still. Online conspiracy theorists are claiming that 5G can cause harm. Early theories suggested 5G could lead to cancer – and now crackpots have linked it to coronavirus too. But it's simply impossible for 5G to cause any of these problems. Radiation damages cells by breaking them apart, but 5G microwaves simply lack the power to do this. 5G is a low-frequency radiation, far below infrared and visible light. In fact, it's essential that 5G is low-frequency, because higher frequencies are less useful at delivering mobile signals over large areas. We know that this level of radiation is safe, because otherwise the visible light from our televisions would have killed us a long time ago

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Speak to a doctor about it when all this is over lad. Could be nothing, could be something.

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bee keeps trying to enter my demesne. have to shake my curtain to scare him off