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Someone redpill me who "Alan" is?

the yanks outdoing us yet again

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never heard of it either

no that was a nasty rumour

the Dutch did
think the French might've

always wondered where old south wales was

>the
>daily
>howl

howling

reckon the daily mail made this one up. even yanks aren't that ridiculous

my great grandfather liberated Warrnambool

calories consumed so far today : 3000

howling?
what are they LIKE?

awoo~

and what have you done

They're more animal than man.
youtu.be/_Ec8XZLAckA

whenever im near my mums dog at all or stroke it my neck gets really itchy after
never happened before this

Anybody who went to private school should be hanged from the neck until dead

Wish primitive technology did more videos. Hate watching the chink knockoffs

his name is Nassim Dehouche, a French-Algerian expat living in Thailand who holds a PhD though he has very few citations

the name "Alan" is a nickname, shorthand for "Algerian" due to his heritage and poking fun at the fact that he's not really French, he's from north Africa

stopped posting in /brit/ some time ago. Numerous amusing images of Alan exist kicking about in Thailand, he posted them himself in good humour and was generally a net positive to the thread.

The Welsh didn’t move around a lot, I think. Most of them stayed at home. Can’t think of many places named after Welsh towns or renowned for being settled by Welshmen. I imagine as time went on they tended to coalesce with English settlers as well. Not anywhere near as much conflict between the Welsh and English as there is between the English and the Irish, or the English and the Scots.

"On every level but physical, I am First World"
*Howls*

extremely DRUNK

had a private school tarquin gf once

was alri
nothing special

thousands of wanks

aussies love gear

What’s it like I’ve read that it has a Mediterranean climate

The indefatigable American spirit prevails once again

trip on 190

Not based

dont think it even applies to just yanks, most of the world seems to not know about it

anyone want a sausage sarnie?

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just got knighted
name? sir bum

yeah alan's a good lad

American, France, Russian and British soldiers was having fun all together at this time in Germany.
History is a bitch if it goes around ww2.
No one is saint.
If you do something good, you expect something for it. It doesn't matter where are you from.
Germany was bad but it didn't deserve the rape. Genetically speaking in Germany there is no more pure race.
It's called tatus quo.
Nobody will be on the top of the food chain. Just hang around only as monkey.

based

heard it is very expensive there though

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>picz
lofichillhopsythvibemixtostuddychill/relaxsleepto

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>majority of lung pao deaths in the US are nonwhites
fucking BASED

I read that lower class women are better at kissing but higher class women are more orderly.

Have never taken an illicit substance in my life

no thanks, no appetite

I read about a lad who always whistled the same tune when he refilled the bird feeder and after a while the birds would sing the same tune when it was empty
and another one about a madlad who dressed as a ref and scattered breadcrumbs on a football field while blowing a ref whistle
when there was a game on that pitch the ref blew his whistle to start a match and loads of pigeons invaded the pitch

alarming uptick in schizo posts recently

>999
love gear

it is but a lot of us do it anyways. spent 5k already this year on the charles

attended a private school myself, £9k/term

I will now open the floor to your questions

just like any other coastal town

Yes please!

reckon I should form a harem. that's the dream

give it a fucking rest dave

its what? day fucking 16 or summit of the 'arantine

fsfs

is it fair to say that the internet has been responsible for at least a trebling of mental illness cases in the human population

In Australia, Mediterranean Climate is equivalent to On Fire

How were the lads

la creatura de la oscuridad sin las hamburguesas...
somos todos en peligro...

nice kitchen
I have the same breville smoothie maker
and yes I will cheers have you got ketchup?

youtube.com/watch?v=by0InR8_EWQ

would take your wooden hockey stick and ram it up your bent arsehole

not leaving the house until they've gotten rid of this 5G nonsense

do you understand your parents prepared you for a life as a high power out of touch alien?

did you get bummed

Would rather not, kitchen colonies are strange tho my kitchen is tiny and I would love some of that counter space

was anyone here last night to witness Dave batter up leftypol in an argument about guns AGAIN? It's happening too much recently leftypol need to sort himself out

keyed someones beamer last night
nobody around on the streets so you can get away with anything lool

idiotsaywhat?

europe deserves to be set ablaze

get up to any bum business?

get laid

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Yeah I got a question over here, any peng teachers?

weird how my lowkey pathetic farts always smell atrocious compared to my glass-smashing rippers

did you board? was there a lot of bum stuff with the lads?

summer looms lads

skinberg is not fucking happy

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mom cancelled the easter get together

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Hate leaving the house ngl

Been watching Forgotten Weapon vids and old Top Gear clips on YouTube almost constantly since the quarantine began. Big fan of revolvers and Alfa Romeos, I’ve found

>milard waves

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how big of a disapointment are you to the 'rents

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No there’s proper classifications, that’s why SA produces such great wine and olive oil

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toilfu hasn't posted for a while
hope she's not been 'rona'd

that lads name? ivan pavlov

Fuck that’s a lot for a few months,
Always wondered how rich those daily proper coke addicts you hear about are. Spent 100 the other day and feel bad, also because I ended up going to he offy three times in 24 hours during a pandemic

do you not remember the woman on her knees screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOO" at the sky when Trump got the presidency?

What did you get taught that you don't believe normoids/povvos are taught?

Have done that and have done it with lasses that were off their nut on speed and cannabinoids but I've never done anything myself

go to the us so you can use both at once

For me it's the Mars pistols

don't really know what lowkey means so I wont engage with that post

reading amer's blog. pretty depressing stuff

want to visit the hell mouth in the middle

lads do you reckon you could use ketchup with pasta if you have no pasta sauce?

Always thought Italians spent all their time outside because they have three generations to a flat

honestly a bit tired of the 'rona
still will stay inside after its oven but really sick of hearing about it

Niggerspeak.

love a subtropical climate me

HER NAME IS MONICA

Low key agree

>17C

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Just realised I can't point out a single australian city on a map

planning a nuclear detonation

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australia is a continent.

usa is effectively a continent too. but people don't think of that way which leads to the assumption that yanks massively overachieve economically and militarily

My wife threw my new football over the wall as she thought it belonged to our neighbour’s 9 year old lad.

I’ve had to ask them if I can please have my ball back.

I’m 36 years old.