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Bousding's
Where did you get this picture of me taking my dog out for a walk?
>go to store
>everyones hauling beer likes its going out of style
ow right, tomorrow is easter sunday, shops are gonna be closed
gotta drink to forget the loneliness of not being with your loving family and rolling eggs
Nothing a bit of good work outdoors couldn't fix.
bf just got yelled at by a neighbor for doing woodworking on a saturday. I was so embarrassed, it's a good thing he doesn't understand :(
>outdoors
Quick, call po-po on him !
>boomers going batshit insane
>gubmint has to open up gardening stores so they could buy seeds and work on their gardens
>mom calls me, """""asks"""" if I could dig up the garden
can't complain though, them home grown vegetables are top tier, might as well shovel for few hours
Can someone go to lgbt and create thread "WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST BBC EXPERIENCE LIKE?" for me?
>working on Shabbat
He deserved it
>making jew work on shabba
roastoid confirmed for 1488 aryan blood skinhead nazi
anime
I need those watercolor pencil boxes m8
I hate myself so much
Why?
emina
have you tried hating other people instead?
Manko
I'm a fucking NEET whose highlight of the day is drinking and shitposting on Yas Forums, there is nothing redeeming about my existence
quarantine, not enough people to hate around
motherfucking dubs town in here
you forgot to check these
Gonna go dye my eggs for easter
Gf already did that
I. Bet don't even have a gf loser
No, I don't. Why you gotta make me cry ? Why are you so cruel?
check out my new deodorant, bros. i will get all the women with this
>t. Pr0 G4m3r
thanks now I REALLY wanna vomit
what do you guys think of pic related?
based
Tempting
based and redpilled
checked
should start an onlyfans
okay cu/ck/s you know what time it is?
Is being male star on onlyfans viable?
morning tea?
macaroni and minced meat time again
nice and toasty now, while the pasta cooks
i wouldn't think so, at least not for vanilla content. i think to be a male you would have to fit some specific niche to make any money whereas any thot could probably make some money by doing the most bland things
>just mince
weak
let me show you the path
I should just become a trap then
beat this shit like you beat yo wife
no, you should instead just avoid degeneracy altogether
>8th grade english class
>class is reading plays, some of us are characters
>i get to be the main character
>i like this because it is fun and talking loudly for the class is boosting my confidence
>female student gets the part of the main character's girlfriend
>says out loudly "eww i don't want to be his girlfriend"
>whole class laughs at me
probably should have added the meat before the egg ...
nah, getting fucked by a big fat cock sounds more fun than giving a shit about degeneracy so no
fuck off Zhang
last step
It's all part of the plot, soon you'll impress her with your MC skills.
a fucking work of art
and now it's time to start daytime drinking
this is an alcohol-free thread. please leave
just steal pics from /s/
respect my culture
solid meal user, you get my approval
bros...
>warns
as if that's a bad thing?
>cuckshed drops from 2 million to 1.6 million
big improvement
if only you knew how bad things really are
the average Sydney house is about 1 million, so a cuckshed is probably 500k
bmp
is that is arm or his neck sticking out his shoulder what the fuck?
>he doesn't know
its a pole
h-huh?
he fell from the window or balcony and landed on a pole