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It's Cairns. CAIRNS.

Don't get why you can't drive around in your car during lockdown
I'm not interacting with anybody fuck sake

same
consoomers are dumb

Stumbled upon this video of a Chinese milf getting fucked by a white guy, and she wouldn’t stop queefing. There’s a good 30 seconds of straight queefing

redpill me on sheffield
a girl i fancy studies there
is it a slag university?

Sometimes hang out in MENA, they're a nice bunch

Édition /fr/ le francofil

same, Also I can't stand when people who buy cheap things that break all the time or people who buy expensive stuff only to replace it in a year.

have a constant fear of missing out lads
i feel a need to read every single post here, watch every film i can, read every book i can, play every game i can, i know realistically there's not enough time but i just get caught in an inertia and end up browsing Yas Forums for 8 hours a day

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kek

Dreamt about her last night lads
Reckon I've lost it

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I'm not scruffy though because I would never let it make my appearance look bad because I take great care of my things.

It's like my mac, I clean it, look afte rit, had it years, my phone is the same, my jeans and things I buy are really good quality, I just make them last.

i will now proceed to post for 72 hours

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can i see it?

Same

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Language proficiency:
English (native)
French (low)
Sarcasm (fluent)

I am Barry Gled

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Business idea; keep breaking the lockdown rules so the government extend and tighten the lockdown and toilberg SEETHES

Bonjour. Je vous souhaite une bonne journée malgré le confinement.

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Living within M25: Good tier
Living in London: God tier
Living outside London: neck yourself tier

if you're looking for someone with personality you'll love me cos i have multiple !!

Yeah, I’m the same way. I was raised that way tho. I fucking hate bugpeople consOOmers so much breh.

What else are you gonna do on a Saturday? Sit in your fuckin' armchair wankin' off to Pop Idols? Then try and avoid your wife's gaze as you struggle to come to terms with your sexless marriage? Then go and spunk your wages on kebabs, fruit machines and brasses? Fuck that for a laugh! I know what I'd rather do. Tottenham away, love it!

Nothing better than a pair of beat up Adidas Samba's

and thats why youll forever be a virgin freak

Chunky yet funky

Do you skate or are those just absurdly old

answer me you british bastards

i know that

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all de lads, in de place

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here for a good time, not a long time

laissez le bon temps rouler

I think it is a rustlers burger uni - is it uni of sheffield?
not slaggy to any extent but I suppose all unis are slag unis

going for a run because it's good for me

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Why?

the ploughman's lunch is proof that britain can make good food

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What percentage of women do you think are open to cuckolding?

not your personal guide to Sheffield

good post
fuck consoomers and kike business practices like inbuilt obsolescence

shidding and sharding on de toiled :DDDD

On second thought, I don't want to

how long have you had your gf

100% depending on the circumstances
it's licence to cheat, they lose nothing

do you replace the soles often though?

I walk a lot, after a year they're like that.

grim grim grim grim

Telling the bundespolizei

Want coronavirus to end

hello negro

lots of banging and little of chat

It’s 0c outside this deep into April, not a fan.

never got the british food is bad meme desu.
all the worst food i've had has been brits trying to make versions of foreign food. love hearty, simple english fare. simple as.

didn't realise dave had a long series of new red dwarf episodes . thought it was just the sad special where they look old and aren't funny.

are they any good

same. I want to go on a 3 day bender with the boys

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Nah I wait until one falls off and I get a new pair.

yeah uni of sheffield
thanks for your answer, im just wonderin before i pursue her if she's worth it. she lives in london and goes to sheffield so if she actually did that just to party i'd drop her
i'd love to go to town on your face with a hammer

Miss living in London so much lads.

>However, the specific term "ploughman's lunch" is believed to date from the 1950s, when the Cheese Bureau, a marketing body, began promoting it in pubs as a way to increase the sales of cheese, which had recently ceased to be rationed.
You've fallen for the marketing gimmick, like the good little sheep you are.

2020 is the year of the Amerimutt gf

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Black bastard.

would rather have the coof and get over it than be locked up tbqhwy

fucking come to sheff and try that you coward
watch what happens to you

Trinity? Germanboo? Forget the other
Would be hilarious if it was you

>Every girlfriend I've had hates it
Funny how even the pseud hippie types get pissy at my having a hole in my t-shirt and wish I'd buy a dozen new ones made in some chink sweat shop. All cunts

will BurgerKing get flack once this all passes for staying open and forcing their wageys to risk their health and lives to make mounds of their disgusting food for the horrid flocks of disgusting people that eat it?

You boys never went outside long enough to get a tan?

the ol' lockdown is making me contemplate shooting a message to the ex
not spoken in 2 months
reckon she'll take it

Yeah love nice worn old electronic devices. Been using my laptop almost a decade now.

you're getting yourself into a world of trouble my friend

Never ate lettuce anywhere since their whole lettuce incident

Had at least three gfs (including current) that have lasted at least a year and they all hated it.

They all go on about how i need to buy new clothes desite the fact my t shirts look as good as they did new, they literally aren't happy unless theyre forcing me to spend and buy things I don't need.

Yet they'll go out and buy a new dress for a night out they'll never wear again. Boggles the mind.

Here's hoping you don't survive to find out, Seamus

need some sun for that so no

Women are designed to get you to consume.

Redditspacing dickhead.

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Having a listening

no. don't know who any of the supposed irish charfacters on here are or were but ive been called them a lot over the years

With some things but not others

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Sometimes hang out in MENA, they're a nice group of lads :)

fair enough

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Lads do I have small nipples?

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>they literally aren't happy unless theyre forcing me to spend and buy things
makes you think, doesn't it?
fucking women...

they're not open here
wish they bloody was

it is fucking CRIMINAL that weed is illegal. if weed was legal I wouldn't be feeling like shit hungover and would be able to get stuff done instead of sittign on the shitter for half an hour 3 times this morning

what will you order first time you can go back to the pub ?

Funny how you can be a complete cunt do drunk people and they don’t even notice or remember. Turns them into fucking drooling mongs

nigg nigg ngigng g9igngnoognonognom ngnnog gjig niggngio gnogeni hegerger ngigernig ernige rnigg nerg ngergder

Not interested in anything. Sick of it all in fact.

MENA be kidding etc.

It's all so tiresome.

boyish nips

ye
you should do HRT to make them bigger

A bottle of Bud light

big imo
t. small nip lad

Boyish how?

so did all those retweets save the koalas in the end or did they all die (after everyone forgot about them when they got sick of hearing about the aussie forest fires)?

Have you learned anything about the middle east on your travels

Weed reacts really badly with me

Mate do not go outside the house with holes in your clothes you absolute scatty cunt

not your friend you clog wearing swamp rat
if I ever catch you in south yorkshire then I'll send you home with your jaw in your hand luggage

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bottle of corona

the usual

where can I sell some masks lads

gf lost the key to my chastity cage lads

poor bby x

Pint of water bossman and 30 minutes with your wife