/brit/

mum always says that rubbing manuka honey on a wound will make it heal over night but i reckon that's just boomer science

The yeah is 2049, the neo British empire has retaken the American colonies and the thicc Amerimutts are forced into maid gf service to new Anglo settlers

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Great way to get the ants to eat your bollocks

racist prick

whens your current predicted death?

me? 2083

I like this gif

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listening to charli xcx

any virtue signallers in

somewhere in the pre-sex era of my life

are you 5?

19

TEQUILA ON YOUR TONGUE

i am very funny comedy guy. black man and black man waalk in pub and pubist scream get out and black mans go out and die ha laughing

couple months once corona virus starts to get really bad

Not sure but really early. My wife knows it too, not her fault though-- but having arthritis at 26 is weirdl

Met a girl, thought she was grand
Fell in love, found out first hand
Went well for a week or two
Then it all came unglued

In a trap, trip I can't grip
Never thought I'd be the one who'd slip
Then I started to realize
I was living one big lie

She fucking hates me
Trust
She fucking hates me
La la la love
I tried too hard
And she tore my feelings like I had none
And ripped them away

She was queen for about an hour
After that, shit got sour
She took all I ever had
No sign of guilt
No feeling of bad, no

In a trap, trip I can't grip
Never thought I'd be the one who'd slip
Then I started to realize
I was living one big lie

She fucking hates me
Trust
She fucking hates me
La la la love
I tried too hard
And she tore my feelings like I had none
And ripped them away

That's my story, as you see
Learned my lesson and so did she
Now it's over and I'm glad
Cause I'm a fool for all I've said

She fucking hates me
Trust
She fucking hates me
La la la love
I tried too hard
And she tore my feelings like I had none
And ripped them away

La la la la la la la la la love
Trust
La la la la la la la la la love
Trust
La la la la la la la la la love
And she tore my feelings like I had none
La la la la la la la la la love
She fucking hates me

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well, i hope for your sake medicine has improved in not only keeping people alive but improving their quality of life in old age. Because they haven't done that yet.

Why do I post here?

Well my father was a /brit/poster all his life, just like his father before him. I guess you could say It runs in the blood

>goes to jail for smoking crack
>gets out
>gets re-elected as mayor
based

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Damn that sucks
Its only because I selected that I drink daily and ride a bike/drive a car

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link?

mad that you can go to jail for taking drugs

do you guys ever think about the future? i do

you can go to a morgue too

broke ass nigga

was thinking this

>MS Word now shows two spaces after a full stop as a grammatical error
based! Double spacing retards on the ropes

had my palm read and they said i'd live at least 99 years so 2094 at the earliest
i'm gonna be generous and say 2101 so i can be a three-century man

finally some good news

what’s the point

Next day we are texting
This girls getting really sexy
But still I can’t forget
The truth behind those lips
She asks me to come over
Now I’ve got a giant boner
I sprint to her mansion
Expecting some slutty dancin
And when I see her
She’s the same old dime
But I can’t forget that this whole time
She’s Americano
Americano
Americano
She’s americano
Americano
Americano
She’s americano
Americano
Americano
A-Mer-I-Cano
Americano
Americano
A-Mer-I-Cano

boomers on suicide watch

i didn't even know double spacing after a full stop was a thing
why would you do that?

Is there anything more precious and beautiful than the female buttocks after a ripe parp?

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cant say its ever crossed my mind

think about what might happen

*takes a deep whiff of /brit/*
sure smells like incel in here

UUHHHHHHHH IM THINKOOMING!!!!!!

>Mr. Stockhausen, 73, called the attack on the World Trade Center ''the greatest work of art that is possible in the whole cosmos.'' Extending the analogy, he spoke of human minds achieving ''something in one act'' that ''we couldn't even dream of in music,'' in which ''people practice like crazy for 10 years, totally fanatically, for a concert, and then die.'' Just imagine, he added: ''You have people who are so concentrated on one performance, and then 5,000 people are dispatched into eternity, in a single moment. I couldn't do that. In comparison with that, we're nothing as composers.''

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She's Canadian, fuck off

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It’s you’re smelling.

lads
Been a lot of discussion because the youtuber IDUBZZZ has a gf who's on only fans. The internet has been divided over whether he's a cvck or if it's no big deal.
I think he's a cvck because he already earns more than 6 figures so it's gratuitous - but let's say it was YOUR gf. You lot earn less than 6 figures (I presume) so your gf making bank from onlyfans would only benefit you.

Downside: Lot of men get to see her put weird items in her cunt and arse
Upside: You suddenly have a sugarmomma (these girls make fucking BANK from this shit)

What do you say? Do you approve?

he has a point

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czech these digits

I want to write a generic Latin American pop song where the chorus is me repeating “Americano” over and over.
Post lyric ideas

i have never been in this situation, so cannot say for sure, but i'm going to assume i wouldn't care in the slightest
her body, she can do what she wants with it

buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/the-best-food-hacks-on-the-internet

these are all retarded

Imagine saying something like this
What a pseud prat

fatefulday.eu/

seems like one big advert for doritos

flirting with 2 of my female housemates on whatsapp but leaving it open ended enough that i cant be called out on it if/when i get with one

*plays wonderwall on the fiddle while /brit/ burns*

catberg got on top of my wardrobe again. fucking faggot

I wouldn’t continue to be with a girl who did that
Plus I don’t want charity from a woman unless its my mom

Your fateful day will come in the year
2060

might actually try the twix one at some point haha

Gonna grab satoshi nakamoto by the bollocks and twist em off if Bitcoin dumps again

but you wouldn't have to work a day in your life and you'd have a qt gf
plus she isn't cheating on you

strange forecast that

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It's all about how you play it. if youre making money off your girl thats PIMPIN, and to make it without even having to take it from her? double pimpin. Plus all these guys just get to wank off but you get to have your cock sucked fuck her in the arse and all that. I think he just handled the situation terribly (from what ive heard dont care enough to research) he could have acted cool about it

needs to go to pimp school

youtube.com/watch?v=Gw56qsQMUc0&feature=youtu.be&t=45

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are you saying you would be ok with your mum selling nudes? weird

Gonna end in tears

I would have made my reaction video in one of those pimp halloween costumes with the zebra print and cane

issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"

You're a cuckold

Are you the kiwi with a Mohawk and piercings?

don't have either of those things

tbf to ISIS, they do have a really strong brand

i thought you were talking about coffee

to be fair i've told it wrong, i've asked the one I think fancies me the most "are you coming back when this is over, celebratory drinks?" which is open ended enough that i could play it off as ohh i meant as a household or are you going for drinks or w/e

the other one im not actually messaging her just got drunk with her last night and she said she wants to smoke weed with me

youtube.com/watch?v=80EOp203ULM

notice how blacks are never cucks? it's just a different attitude towards women. They don't do all that i love you i cant see you with nobody else bs

This, women are just pieces of meat, people who get triggered by them being used as they deserve are just betas

I like working for my own money, i don’t want to rely on someone else’s income.

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You're making the mistake of thinking that pimps care about their women in the same way that somebody might care about their one true love. It's a completely different scenario.

2029

but vietnamese incomes are shit

women are better than men in almost every aspect

need a girl like manuela except straight

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pimps actually have their girls suck other dicks and get fucked though, making money off your gf nudes is pimping without getting played

with couples that do amateur porn is the guy a simp? what if idubbz was theoretically doing vids with her? you know the guys arent wanking to the bloke in the video so its the exact same thing as her doing it solo

not saying i would want my gf doing this like but I can respect the hussle