/cum/

The first time a girl dressed me in girls clothes we were listening to Ariadna Grande

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Victoria Justice is prettier

Ouch

Pretty gay

>5 foot tall Italian American that tries to look like a Puerto Rican and writes songs about exes.

Yeah, no thanks.

i mean me, ale

Is this real?

>sex
>with a girl
>gay

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Yeah sure

god I wish that were me

I'm voting for Drumpf. He will either accelerate us towards fascism or force people to push hard towards socialism. This in between state we're stuck in needs to end in either case.

Also I loathe Shillary and her shitcunt supporters and I want to bask in their tears when that cuck Biden loses.

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What are your plans for the night, /cum/?

Going to make a pot of coffee, take some edibles, try talking to some cuties on Tinder, and play some Valorant/Overwatch. Maybe watch a movie before bed.

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motivation:
sex
torture

Enjoy your awful canker sore coming. You won't be able to talk to eat for a while.

music then sleep

You're welcome.
I heard a loud crunch and felt pain in my ear when it happened.
It already bothers me, I'm soaking it with a mouthful of milk right now.

nigga slow down jesus

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who’s eat

might bake some cookies later, i've been craving them today for some reason

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Continue to read Goethe's "Italian Journey", later on I will get into bed and watch youtube unless a friendly user has a netflix/prime documentary to suggest

or*

Ebin :DDDD

does he work at the circus

hate /cum/, love /brit/. simple as.

Were you pretty girl ?

FOY

>can't talk
>can't play siege and talk to my teammates

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ancient meme like
should probly get a new one

Had a much hardier laugh at this than I should have

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come to bed

I was just about to

awful edition

is this the new /brit/?
I was lead to believe it was

could easily out wrestle anybody ITT even if I conceded a down position every round

stay here in future ta x

Not me

user. Let's begin. Ready?
>Yes mom
Recite your manifesto
>And wagie nothingness began to spin... A system of NEETs crossposted within boards crossposted within sites crossposted within one Chan... And dreadfully distinct against the normie, a NEETbux payout is served.
Do you work for a living? Incels
>Incels
When you're not earning good boy points do they keep you in a little box? Incels
>Incels
Crosspost
>Crosspost
What's it like to be forever alone? Crosspost
>Crosspost
Do you long for shedding your virginity? Crosspost
>Crosspost
Would you work in a cage? Crosspost
>Crosspost
Incels crosspost
>Incels crosspost
Why didn't you say that three times?
>Incels crosspost
>Incels crosspost
>Incels crosspost
Sweet user... You can pick up your tendies

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One punch from me and it's lights out for ya, pal.

I want a wife that looks like this

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one day im gonna catch both /cum/ and /brit/ at the bump limit simultaneously and combine our threads

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got it all warmed up for you

I think she's cute. I'd like wife like that too, friend. :)

for me it would girl on left

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Right, I almost forgot.

Move to a white country then Pablo.

she said i was being cute
im in boyss

I mean that would be great yeah but I need to have realistic goals

Nope, /cum/ curse. ya fucked up

>there are people on /cum/ right now above the age of 20
kek lol oh no!

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What the fuck is this shithouse general

statistically speaking she has had at least 4 men coom inside of her roasty

we were flirting.
im in.

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