1. End external immigration of my sperm (by destroying their sacks) 2. zero gravity bollock extermination 3. death penalty for my nards 4. conversion therapy for my testicles (from whole to smashed) 5. declare having intact scrotums illegal 6. nationalise the rail (so trains can drive over my sack) 7. nationalise energy (so I can dip my danglers into a million degree tokamak reactor) 8. introduce an immigrant tax post-brexit where immigrants must pay 5% to bash my soft testes 9. post-brexit tariff revenue income for the treasury to be put into heavy brown bags and dropped on my testicles 10. tax evading companies have their assets and operations seized by the state until they punch my eggs 11. pressure inside my ballbag to increase to 25% 12. end free schools and invest in a massive state school building (on top of my exposed bollocks) 13. national scrote bashing is mandatory 14. no intact male sex organs in education for anyone from nursery to university 15. massive infrastructure projects, Crossrail 2, HS3 and a London airport linking freight rail, sea and air so as to assault my gonads on all fronts 16. raise chokehold on my aching nards to start 15,000PSI 17. end emergency operations on hurt testicles 18. end inheritance (of healthy bollocks) 19. end the smoking ban so pub-goers can stub out their fag-ends on my tender gonads 20. 20% banker bonus for every CEO who flicks my sack 21. increase military spending to 10% of GDP so missiles can be laser-guided to my scrotum 22. Abolish the house in which my sack resides 23. reduce my healthy sperm count to 550 (then to zero with a hammer) 24. remove Sinn Fein from Parliament (but only after they blow my sack with a car bomb) 25. Abolish my testicles
If you make a cracking post but someone’s already created a new thread should you post it again in the new thread? Seems a bit attention seeky and inauthentic
Mason Wilson
Dave reigns supreme. Long Live Davus Rex. His enemies are driven before him
Caleb Green
How to fix gun mong psychopaths:
Have sex
Jonathan Harris
Any yanks in? Have an important question
Angel Hernandez
only make authentic posts me -- made in china
Alexander Hernandez
Wh can’t we own guns like yanks can. The government treat us like children. All the taxes you pay them you’d think you’d be entitled to some rights. Where’s the men at
Oliver Torres
Did he bring a chicken and a fishing rod to downing street for her?
>Northern Ireland is the only part of the United Kingdom where personal protection is accepted as a legitimate reason to obtain and own a firearm and is the only part where handguns are permitted. >Semi-automatic rifles are only permitted when chambered in . 22 calibre (with certain exceptions).
Huh mental how the countries with more guns have more deaths Almost like easy access to guns is a retarded fucking idea only teenage virgin psychopaths approve of
