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Based trans memes edition

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me and the bird on our way to buy some wireless earbuds

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Second for anime

>this makes the aussie seethe

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Bragging about how often you shag is moot when you're made to spaff in condoms. Like bragging about winning a scrap with a disabled kid honestly.

>17 plate
State

everyone after this post is a gay bod (wont be posting again)

don't bloody think that's an essential item deaners

>go on a low protein diet
>immediately feel better
Yas Forums btfo

wish she'd do that to me

it's a fetish

not bothered

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choose your fighter

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heard you the first time and didn't care then

What’s your diet? Yas Forums hasn’t learned yet that diets are more than percentages

anyone up for some slagposting then?

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Science disagrees.

Cute girls shouldn't be fired for harmless pranks

Yes. Hated academia, which I thought I would love going in, and I have no need to work for the rest of my life anyway because I was born into family money. Why would I work if I don't want to and don't need to? Certainly shall not be doing it simply to look better to other people or improve my top trumps numbers

had a little read of that subreddit earlier
g
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i
m

Didn't ask for your input Clive

starches, vegetables, fats
simple as

Its exactly what you were trying to related you Donkey.

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Guess I'll pick the nigger

throwback since we wont get any summer bangers this year
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oh go on then lad

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green is the most suave

Wish I had a badass semi famous friend to make me appear interesting to women, case without that my situation is pretty pathetic

science doesn't go into that part of the issue

youtube.com/watch?v=-9M-kwkSvu4

The Irishman

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post the nude

>he isnt keto

Cringe

why are africans so based compared to their african american cousins

>family money
god i wish i lived life on easy mode

'f I were to go into a club in England, walk up to a girl, look her up and down, and then say "coooooooooor" how would she react?

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>hes on a diet with a name for it
hello woman :)

"fuck off pervert"

the green niggeranger looks young and agile but the blue niggeranger looks big and powerful
beige niggeranger and red niggeranger are too old
think im going green

post the full set

wtf happened to Melvin??

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No it isnt learn how to follow a conversation you dribbling fucking idiot, the original remark was saying how china is notoriously densely populated is not true

OMAD??

died

mm feet

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>fragile masculinity
lol so cute

brainlet

i reckon mikey is alright but if he said the ira were decent lads infront of me he id knock him out cold and jump on his head

just saying

on the fat cock and hot loads diet

on the "seafood" diet

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grim legs

I do have it but can't post it, against the rules sorry mate

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they have a culture that isn't just "massa noo don't whip me! we bein' oppressed yo!"

Samoan family next door gave me a gift basket because I told our crazy elderly neighbor not to yell at their kids

You're gay if you say you wouldn't.

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wtf happened to Melvin??

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women

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It is densely populated you mongo

did someone say slags

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Don’t talk about the IRA unless it’s brought up to be fair and if it were I couldn’t help but say what they were, which was based lads

gaylord

being a virgin is a disability

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I think he is the prime minister now

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wtf happened to Melvin??

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haha completely normal thing every woman does

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sue

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even if that were an actual woman i wouldn't
are you out of your mind

I fucking love girls feet brehs

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no, being a virgin is just a symptom of your disability

fucking love this image
slag
tights
feet
needlessly high end camera
corrr

LEARN TO READ

Learn to suck my todger faggot

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not a footfag but would suck her toes ygm

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you're gay as fuck dude

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State if these bickering soyrish mongs

mmmmm girl feet

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>tfw had my sju folder opened when I picked this out like a donut

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j a n n y

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you're entitled to your opinion to be fair as am i entitled to my reaction which would be to spark you clean out and dance on you

I shag often ngl

cleaned my car today
it looks clean

imagine being lauren southern and being brutally mogged by your ironically more reserved sister

youtube.com/watch?v=pSwhNrRiQps

*goes to bread*

youtu.be/uBDpslAwXwc

Oof

wonder what all the normoids are doing toniteee

t.virgin

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going to a house party a 10

Fair enough. I’m only an old harmless fella anyway but would you get away with it is another thing. I’ve a lot of relatives spread up and down this country. I’m never on my own to be fair. So what you’re saying there you’re only making a fool out of your own self

IM A SHAGGER!
SWEAR ON ME MUM

playing cod warzone

Haven't done a poo for a few days so going to have three coffees this morning to force one out

broke up with the gf lads

Appears to me that posting NSFW content on a blue board is against the rules

Shame

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House party

Are Brits weak simpletons for a reason?

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Safe one la'

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kek this is me

antarctica be kidding me!

stop posting slags im gonna rip my cock off if I wank any more today

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wtf

imagine having a threesome with the southern sisters

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HOLY HOLY HOLY HOLY HOLY

kill them all

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i-is it cold there?

coward!!

ive shagged 1500+ times. i am 30. tired of it all. just want a bag innit

pretty cute
dire knees and dress sense though

roll tide hahah!

these are the same people who will then clap for the nhs and call anyone who voted tory evil

rare

cold out?

French poster

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mad how women are willing to take a chunk of skin off their thigh, roll it into a tube and graft it over the vag to emulate this pain in the arse I've got dangling between my legs

Business Idea: Fishnet tights but actually socks?

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strawman

makes no difference at all how many people are there

lol this is me

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Love killing a player on warzone and seeing the Welsh flag pop up

David Bowie played Paunchus Pilate in The Last Temptation of Christ

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>FLAG!!!! HOLY HOLY HOLY HOLY!! I SEE DA FLAG!!

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lockdown finally giving me the chance to catch up on my subscriptions

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1,2

how do i actually have sex if i get a lass

It does though doesn’t it. It’s a bit like me being a made man and you not.

FOY

haha of course it's not everyone but there is a particular sort of person who does all those things and it's abhorrent

Testicles have gone right up inside of me.

>>FLAG!!!! HOLY HOLY HOLY HOLY!! I SEE DA FLAG!!

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About 10 minutes ago I understood one thing: I really meed to watch a training that chinese lad gives to Uma Thurman in Kill Bill 2 again

FOA

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listening to the greatest British band of all time (oasis)

@645
shut up yankee

We posting cringe this early?

grab her hand and then lick the back of her hand along the knuckles
its the universal, want some fuk? gesture

no one ever replies to this image but I enjoy it

tall, slightly gangly girl at a house party, overlooked by manlets but ripe pickings for a skelly lanklet such as myself

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I’m a nice lad though. Don’t thing anyone ever had a problem with me in their life

Rather just shag the good looking one

hating a yank

for me, it's Eugene Gu, MD

shit band

coldplay
bloc party
the wombats

are all better

Zeppelin

RARE

she wants a 5"8 man that she can carry in her arms to the bedroom

OMG OMG OMG DID THE MAN POST A WOMAN ON BRIT OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG BOOBS YES LAD CHEBS YES MATE HAHAAHAH WE'RE ALL LADS ON HERE CORRRRRRR LOOK AT THE ARSE ON THAT LOOK AT THE FANNY ON THAT AWWOOOOOOOOOOGA NEVER SEEN TITS ON THE INTERNET BEFORE KEEP ON POSTING SMITHY YOU MAD MAN LOOOOOOOL WAVY GARMS LOL

>FOA
loooooooool he doesn't know about the bruce/billionaire partnership of 2017

i wouldnt give two fucks if you had 1000 men behind you if you said those words infront of me im knocking you out cold

the scran

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have sex (with a man)

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t. Woman

got 3 cousins all of whom hotter and taller than this
lol

in here lads

You're on a thin pavement and some other lad is walking towards you, do you move out the way or do you play chicken?

on the chips diet

190

makes you think

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OMG OMG OMG DID THE MAN POST A WOMAN ON BRIT OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG BOOBS YES LAD CHEBS YES MATE HAHAAHAH WE'RE ALL LADS ON HERE CORRRRRRR LOOK AT THE ARSE ON THAT LOOK AT THE FANNY ON THAT AWWOOOOOOOOOOGA NEVER SEEN TITS ON THE INTERNET BEFORE KEEP ON POSTING SMITHY YOU MAD MAN LOOOOOOOL WAVY GARMS LOL

play chicken

headbutt him in the nose and kick him whilst hes on the ground

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