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Want to have sex with a girl

the american dream

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2001 aussie here, own one of these desu

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he's literally pretending he didn't like it because that arouses him more
don't ask me how I know

fucking CRINGE
tranny looking fuck

Odious little runt

you wanna eat it dont you chinkyboy

>hello? yes. we found one...

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live with it at least you can look clean and presentable even if ugly

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that's a man

might try and suck my own knob tonight

British deserve to be bullied and humiliated

Sadboy 2002 here

Unironically was a one time bull for a friend who was a cuckold, feel really grim looking back on it now back then i was just a horny lad

Emma Watson face

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When I used to watch xvideos, there was this couple on there that started out as a "normal" thing where they would film themselves fucking. Later it progressed into a little bit of femdom. This was around 2013. Around 2017, the wife starts filming herself fucking other guys. Later it progresses into the hubby jacking off to his wife fucking aka cuckold. And then it goes into cuckold humiliation like penis cage, the husband licking off her bull's creampie and disgusting shit. And finally it progresses into total depravity where the husband crossdresses and gets fucked in front of her wife and they both get creampied together.

Î don't wanna link that shit but just think that this was a real couple which initially started out normally and now the wife probably doesn't even respect the guy she married 8 years ago.

Give up my son get some mates and get on the gear

Pathetic mincing bender

do you even know what alternative rock sounded like in the late 80s?

it took massive influence from punk but it also took more influence from other genres to fuse an angry, powerful form of rock but far too sophisticated for it to be punk. Also even if 13 songs was a punk album which it isnt that still wouldnt make fugazi a punk band since their career goes way beyond that

just maintain a permanent stubble look - best you can do right now

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guys literally only want one thing and its fucking disgusting

just live with it
some of us are not meant to breed

>1000 dead in 1 day

Why aren't you not founding your NHS instead?

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silence child

initiate wank sequence

Go outside then haha

Playing the very risky game of trying to chat up my housemate whos back at her parents for isolation thru whatsapp

>girl asks for my number and snapchat
>i give it to her
>we converse
>she take 1-2 days to reply
ah yes
i guess she preferred me when i didnt show any explicit interest in her

>he believes coronavirus is real

Fucking idiot

Watching Indiana Jones and a woman was kidnapped and she said "You can't do this, I'm American," and the kidnapper said "Shut up Yankee." Why has this clip never become a meme?

Christ lad you're a mong
"alternative rock"
what?
You honestly can't be helped, dumb fucking tosser

imagine how satisfying it would be to be some peasant soldier with a shit sword killing people and robbing their shit swords and then selling them to buy pints and slags knowing full well eventually you'll be voilently hacked to death and someone will rob your shit sword and sell it and thats just how life is

perfect life when you think about it

no self advertising

British food LMAO

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not allowed
it's naughty

Link it

simply do not care what a frog thinks

haha!

shut up yankee

kingdom come deliverance is like this

lol we really do be like that tho

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would rather be a dandy middle class Landschneckt

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wonder how the 'cute doggo' meme would look now had our african ancestors domesticated hyenas before moving north and domesicating wolves instead

Toil is seriously damaging to the soul, am just beginning to see this

corrr i'd eat her out

thats a game though

pwn'd hahaha

still better than french
i say this as a jf

not a real virus. fuck off idiot.

You know you'd eat it

Pierre be nice

what's sergei doing there

No shit you're probably #43 in her line of beta orbiters

good game, never finished it though

yes

haha your SEETHING such a dribbling bed wetter doesnt even know what a genre is lol let alone the genre of his favourite boy band.

Go ahead google alternative rock I bet fugazi feature in the main body of text on the wiki article. Dont even need to look myself.

Niggers tongue my anus

whats your point then

There's this porn channel on xhamster of this yank and his chinky wife in China, the channel name was "somethingbbc", and in some of the vids she had a fake queen of spades tattoo on her arse
Anyway, mercifully there was never any negroes in the videos but the whole thing made me wonder why the fuck are yanks so obsessed with black willies? Also wonder if she even knows what the fake tattoo is about

one of the best games of the last 10 years

oh no no no no no no

bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52246319

any soyboy beta orbiter man in?

>British "food"

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You have to prove it since you started claiming so

They are punk/post-hardcore. Not alt rock. Simple as.

you are on here seething every day mate shut up literally all you do is seethe

why did she ask for his number then

not him but did it
they appear under indie rock in the alternative rock wiki

desperately want to eat out a nice chick

C'mon matey you should know better

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well why the fuck did she ask for my number and snapchat?
i never orbited her in the 1st place

kek i've been self isolating my whole life