/brit/

What a fucking nonce

this smug cunt annoys me so much it makes me religious

bums an that

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yeah band aids and that, gotcha

So it took about 3 months to get to 100k deaths if you believe everyone's statistics.
How many more months do you think it will take to get to 1m?

listening to the 1975 lads

ye

On the stiff twig up there
Hunches a wet black rook
Arranging and rearranging its feathers in the rain.
I do not expect a miracle
Or an accident

To set the sight on fire
In my eye, not seek
Any more in the desultory weather some design,
But let spotted leaves fall as they fall,
Without ceremony, or portent.

Although, I admit, I desire,
Occasionally, some backtalk
From the mute sky, I can't honestly complain:
A certain minor light may still
Leap incandescent

Out of the kitchen table or chair
As if a celestial burning took
Possession of the most obtuse objects now and then ---
Thus hallowing an interval
Otherwise inconsequent

By bestowing largesse, honor,
One might say love. At any rate, I now walk
Wary (for it could happen
Even in this dull, ruinous landscape); sceptical,
Yet politic; ignorant

Of whatever angel may choose to flare
Suddenly at my elbow. I only know that a rook
Ordering its black feathers can so shine
As to seize my senses, haul
My eyelids up, and grant

A brief respite from fear
Of total neutrality. With luck,
Trekking stubborn through this season
Of fatigue, I shall
Patch together a content

Of sorts. Miracles occur,
If you care to call those spasmodic
Tricks of radiance miracles. The wait's begun again,
The long wait for the angel.
For that rare, random descent.

fuck off its a fizzy drink or soft drink and THATS IT

I wish I could feel like that, but seeing the disease first hand is not comforting. London is getting absolutely battered compared to where I am too, so it is different in other areas of the country

not white

How often do you have a ploughman's lunch?

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Does anyone here have any opinions on people with brown skin?

tracking sites STILL refuse to include the average age of those dead due to lung pao

didn't ask Yank

if I was the CEO of racism I would give /brit/ a standing ovation

dont even know what it is

pretty often have one late night. but usually have it with pickled onions

often love cheese and onion on bread

A year. Cases will rise once lockdown is lifted, but people will be able to handle things then.

the paraphrase the legendary dave, they need to fuck off back to karachi.

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They released it for the UK.

99% of deaths are older than 50. Only 60 people in the entire country under the age of 50 have died.

Never had it, does it have pickled onions?

no 3 quid meal deal usually

lovely lot
my favourite type of skin colour

>lung pao

nice one

assumptions make an ass of you and me

i am the pop man, but i love fizzy drink, i respect fizzy drink. pop and fizzy drink silly names for a silly drink. just hate soda and soft drink

Is there a /Brit/ Discord lads? I'm so very bored

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if you call bandaids plasters
what do you call an arm plaster then?

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I wish homealone would do lectures on scripture

lung pao

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what a nosy cunt who wrote that

Lad, we're talking about 5-aside teams here. You may as well stick Puyol in net or something

>convince maradona not to play like a twat in5-a-side
kek

>Discord

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>no pickles, no ham, no relish, no apples, huge slices of disgusting raw onion

Bread looks good though.

boris is only 55 and it sounds like they pulled him out of the jaws of death though

got a chickpea, kidney bean and spinach curry on the go
potentially gonna be shite but i had to use up the kidders

cast

Did we breach 1k deaths yet?

yea but youre not invited sorry

a cast ye yankified abo clown ye

Very good edition. /brit/ is a Catholic general, and we sometimes don't re-iterate that enough.

No, doom mongs were wrong AGAIN

casts

a cast

never heard that called a plaster in my life

do you reckon its safe to order a chinky takeaway?

lol i dont know much mate but if you have a question about something maybe i can help

Listening to an absolute melting CHOON and what does spotify put on next? The FUCKING manic street preachers. What a niggardly program

didn't they just give him some oxygen.

If you've ever used the phrase "in net" or "in nets" in reference to a goalkeeper you're a deano bellend.

Not up for debate.

tarquin

we don't call casts arm plasters

youtube.com/watch?v=P4bSgkCQ4cI

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where is the /brit/ skype group
i simply must have it

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have you got a death wish

for me it's cadence, michelle's little sister in american wedding known as american pie 3: the wedding.

plaster cast

me

virgin freaks talking about their football 5 a side teams lmfaoooooooo

People overhyped that. They were just worried that he wasn't recovering. He never needed ventilation etc.

>cadence
ah january jones
noice

remember ventrilo harassment videos

they were talking about the fact that he was waving from his bed to the staff like it was some massive improvement, i recon he was on the ventilator

>You may as well stick Puyol in net or something
At Barca they played possession in really tight areas with no time. Perfect for 5-aside

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big brain

one crispy fried bat pancake please

FUCK
OFF
CHRIST
KEK

/brit/ is an atheist general.

ah yes the old internet

the reddit flags discord is open to elite posters, but you have to know where to ask

wow really thats goo *smashes a bottle of carlsberg over your soft american dome* d

an arm

I'm literally eating one right now. It came in 20 minutes because I don't think many people are ordering from them.

leather belt? level 18?

same lads please i have no friends and i'm very bored here in my flat

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If this is a Catholic general, why are so many people here such twats?
t. Catholic

Tone down the racism.

Sorry we're not midwits here, no atheists allowed

You lads joining the /brit/ zoom conference call or what???

couldn't a white person enroll to an all black school and then monopolize all the qt3.14 black girls by going through the racial interbreeding route??

Brit moves too fast

plaster of paris

>Brits unironically, without a hint of self awareness, with 100% seriousness, actually call a band aid a plaster
You literally cannot make this shit up. Bongs are something else.

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i just had chips and pie from a chippy (not a chinese, proper british chippy)
hygiene in there is pretty good, the workers are white, so reckon i'll be fine lads, yeah?

cows and sheep aren't even veggie cause they consume a shitload of bugs and worms with every scoop of grass they eat

shame on you for putting money in the pockets of dog eaters

didnt know her real name. kind of a turn off. but she has a very nice smile in the film and she always looks so happy i like it

imagine being traumatised by christianity because you grew up in third world country called usa

qutting Yas Forums forever, goodbye

BALLS OF STEEL
*sips*
Yeah those were the days

bongs aren't handling the fact that everyones picking up american slang very well

you must be seething about the fact that zoomers in london speak more ami english than british

There’s an old widow woman that lives near me. Here husband died a few years ago. Nice man. The same woman I think has cancer now. No children. It would make you cry lads. Poor woman

the media is the enemy of the people

Aww, she's cute. xx

stick your rainbow up your arse

what do you think of the muslim faith?

out of rice, so i'll be doing bombayish potatoes with my curry instead

cheers m8

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I'm on two takeaways a day. Going through paper plates like they were going out of style.

hey chinkboy how does it feel that your chink ancestors are burning in hell

you know, I'm quite glad mumstein went to costco a few months ago and bought a shitload of stuff and gave me half of it for my little house
supermarkets are just mental now

if we were yanks we'd totally have a prepper bunker

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>yank dictating /brit/ policy

pretty sure cast is yankish, plaster just makes way more sense

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>Yanks call products the name of a brand

nary a philtrum in sight

mental to know your mum cares more about wine o'clock with the gals than the health of her unborn child

any west ham man in?

Any retard can pick up yank slang

I MISS FOOTIE
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I WANT THE MAN TO KICK THE BALL

they speak a mix of patois and english.

i genuinely am
thot is the one that's really done me such an ugly word as well
dont know much about it other than the basic shit desu mate. need to read into sufism and shit like that.

yes

Catholics are all twats.

t. Presbyterian

fucking SHIT colouring

Because our evangelisation efforts are still in their early stages

like what

personally i enjoy the fact that foreigners speak like cucked jewish lapdogs, makes them easier to spot online and gives us something to laugh at them about as well its a win win

but its plaster that is cast so it makes equal sense really

I hope you will remember your time her fondly and wish your the best my friend. Good luck in life, we're all going to make it :)

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hows that one europe project going mate
lol

We’re all people at the end of the day. Irish, English, Scottish or Welsh.

apostrophe

>nary a philtrum in sight

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without fail my housemate covers the toilet bowl in shit stains and leaves some shitty unflushed toilet paper
every single time

reee the shading

annoys me when euros speak with a yank accent desu

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Enjoy seeing the branches of the christ cult argue about how to best imagine their invisible chum!

teach us some chinese slang

his smile is lacking something, i don't know quite what

>an anglo calling anyone else a cucked jewish laptop
pot calling the kettle etc

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American slang is pretty gay and tasteless ngl
it's very boring

thought this with harrys little mixed breed too

Next time somebody mocks you for being monolingual...
Remember Hungary and Ireland are more monolingual than us.

just heard my dad say to my mum "you're the real coronavirus"
:/

That happens a lot with married couples. When one goes the other follows in the next couple of years. Think it's called the Widowhood Effect or something.
Happened to my old boss. Died about two years after his wife.

Of course you do you Jewish bastard

de lads

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Yeah, it is a contraction of she is. Dumb fuck.

have a moan about it in the internet then

source

these crop tops and exposed tummies should be banned

for the health of my willard

you are such a laptop!

*licks her tummy*

No they microwave to reheat everything which does not kill the virus.

google 'world war two', have a read, then come back with a little more humility alright mate?

love how football wankers are seething because they can't watch their shitty little sport

I am not Catholic
I am Islam

>Jewish
Same cult. less imaginary friends.

More of an East Ham man myself.

Ah yeah, shame like. Poor old creature. Gave her over a couple of Easter eggs there earlier. Poor woman. She has no children of her own. Would break your heart

hey cody dude I cut my thumb open while shotgunning this beer, pass me a band-aid, will ya?

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i'm a zoomer in london and i speak proper english

didnt ask

would let her have sex with me

>zoomers in london
They speak pigdin and urdu.

agreed

wont even be opening that image because i simply do not care, what they did to saddam for no reason sealed american peoples fate as the number one cuck of the jew, now fuck off back to your hovel

We’re all people at the end of the day. Irish, Normal, Scottish or Welsh.

Nah fuck the bogtrotters. Britain for the British.

thats a nice tummy

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paris, next to place de la république

it's a proxy
stay seething nigel, you've been cucked by your former colony hard

Brown hands

corr

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does anyone under 40 actually say "arse" instead of "ass" lmao

open.spotify.com/track/3rP3Wk3KmlJpp2vvYC4ByN?si=-437ulkDQ42k7CsXHobxcw
Sitting in my room alone blasting this devastating number

would saute her dessus le virus if you catch my drift

Jews are devil worshippers

hownew.ru

probably the asbestos or chemicals in the house

italy left eu yet?

This window will close in 3 seconds...

yes me

You know that nobody else in the world gives a fuck about WWII anymore, right?

>it's a proxy
of course it is hans

would you rather they talked like us? that would be worse the state of them talking like us talking like how god intended men to talk, its bad enough they all talk english

vm.tiktok.com/nyF3VM/

the fabled femcel

>go back to where you came from
Would love to see this enforced as rorke is quickly sent back to Africa.

are girls such as these common

the war that America and the russians won?

already have

Faggot

>In 1936, the Hitler Cabinet declared Iranians to be immune to the Nuremberg Laws, as they were considered to be "pure Aryans". The Iranian government, however, did not support the antisemitism of Nazis. Abdol Hossein Sardari, an Iranian junior diplomat, tried to save many Persian Jews from extermination by convincing many Nazi officials to leave them alone.

History is fucking B I Z A R R O

don't eat rice but stockpiled anyway a few weeks back
also stockpiled on porridge and onions, which I do eat and have been digging into but not the stockpile

Oh boy it's the fella that actually paid good money to shitpost with us.
O B S E S S E D

'

don't think i've ever said "ass" in my life

foy

Most people who aren't southern, aka poofs.

he was a skater boy
she said see you later boy

>yeh but we wan wurld war tew!
what a terrible cope ffs

state of that chincell

Ji KaragulBolshoi Theatre - Forever! Thank you

so are chinks like you

powerful..

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hook, line, and sinker

>femcel
no such thing

indeed, the devil is part of that whole middle east cult thing.

WW2 will never be forgotten
6,000,000 jews were killed, and the jews will never let the world forget about the 60,000,000 jews who were killed

>nooo you have to be the kraut boogeyman

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>don't eat rice
wtf

Pretty mental that

rent free in your head lad

Proper sad this

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I'm a woman. I can't be a nonce.

girls like that? ye but i wouldn't say these outfits are common

can only imagine the poofy southern runt behind this

top tier midriff

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>23.5k followers

i'd rather they try to sound like us yes

cant believe people actually respond this much to bad foreign bait in /brit/, in this day and age
you downys never fucking learn do you

the shameful german is here

inspiring...

>he posts on Yas Forums using his real IP

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Who's the biggest incel on /brit/

I think it's Lisicki

>oh no someone replied to a post

1>2

Aye. No one here says ass.

>cucked by a former colony
pretty sure we became the worlds largest and most successful empire post 1776

it was 600,000,000 you anti semite

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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More than 90% of posters here do.

never wearing those shorts again. or black socks. two puerto rican teenagers called me tony hawk as i walked past.

regret opening this image

confirmed paki

anyone who uses a name

uh oh backs against the walls lads

Testicle!
TESTICLE!
TESTICLE!!
I want to wank my big fat cock
I want to wank it good
I want to wank my big fat cock
I want to wank it where I like

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they'd probably turn you down anyway

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true dude
never met a lefty who wasnt a massive homo

doing some large guffs lads

Immensely foolish decision

me

pretty sure England won't even fucking exist in 200 years because of mass immigration you paki TWAT

not a paki hate pakis just like saddam

RIP to the 60 billion Jews who died in WWII.

hurrrrrrrrr im a woman hurrrrrrrrrrrr

pull the other one mate

The Guardian of the Black Egg, 1955 by Argentinian Surrealist painter, Leonor Fini

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>he thinks he is anonymous with his little vpn
You're not. At all. If anything less anonymous

irishtimes.com/news/world/europe/this-time-the-future-of-the-euro-really-is-at-stake-1.4224394
the dutch and the italians are taking down the euro from the inside

>the 20th century didn't happen

52%

why is racism like this allowed?

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Because /brit/, like the Earth itself, is a fallen world, and the domain of the devil. But through good works (including good posts), confession, penance, prayer and faith, we can enter the Kingdom of Heaven

alri tony hawk
nice socks lmao

IRELAND. My land

love having long nails as a bloke desu

the way it feels when you tap them on your phone scrolling Yas Forums, unsurpassed

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england will exist in 200 years, can guarantee america wont be a world power in 200 years, short lived

fuck is that

kissed 5 girls
slept in the same bed as 3 girls
never had sex

>haha america is soooo powerful
Reminder California declared independence a few days ago.

Egg

>this is a 10/10 in israel

chin chin

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met tony hawk once
top lad

*nicks the egg*

You most definitely have aspergers syndrome mate.

I wouldn't worry about being a virgin freak

if you use a vpn and think you're some sort of sekrit identity you're a genuine retard. a vpn company will not hesitate to hand over info to the government if asked and they probably sell your info for profit regardless.
proper mongoloids

finnish version

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About to spit-shine the old water pump

mental how many squirrels are about the place
they're bloody loving it right now

funny post chink boy, keep it up

this minus the first two parts

been too long since i went to confession
embarrassing really

Looks shit a shit version of Angel's Egg

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>tfw can use my corporate vpn to post under eu flag

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Any other proud Irishmen ITT

going to drink wine all weekend because jesus's blood and that

looks very young

what do you mean? is there any hope for me?

britain wasnt the most powerful empire on earth in the 1700s spain was and we were at war with them (cucked them) and france (cucked them), britain won we beat history simple as you live in a word created by the mind of a british man

Getting stuff caught under your nails is a pain though. I like have long nails too, but shorter nails are easier to maintain.

don't need to worry about a vpn when im living in private student housing

just let the landlord or the next person living here sort it out

¦¦¦

>He thinks you just use a VPN
brainlet

some vpns keep no logs but they are pretty rare

I'm English m8

size of that forehead

who gives a fuck about America? this country ought to get fucked. the world would be a better place.
sick of this I'm my country's avatar on Yas Forums autism. I'm not an avatar for America. I don't like this place.

Me too, love having a dig around my nose, not the same when they're short

wonder what she's thinking

>The Guardian of the Black Egg, 1955 by Argentinian Surrealist painter, Leonor Fini

Even the ones offering tor routing?

looks polish

Me? Northern Irish. My sole purpose in life? To not be Irish.