Music is literally illegal in Islam

Nietzsche understood me

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what about sex with men?

Music in itself isnt bad but enjoying any thing other than religious music is a sin

Only the strict ones

Depicting the real world is also not allowed. That's why so many things in the arab world are decorated using geometric patterns.

totally legal I've been told

you know the drill buddy
dump the verse and the tafsir
otherwise you're pulling shit out of your ass

based

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There are the spiritually decaying ones: hardly are they born when they begin to die, and long for doctrines of weariness and renunciation.

Only if they are underage afaik

>Music is literally illegal in Islam
No, it's not, there are different opinions by different sheikhs. Some more radical ones believe that all music is haram, others believe that music is ok as long as it doesn't interfere with following the pillars of Islam. Nevertheless there is a long and rich tradition of Islamic music so saying that all music is haram in Islam is a ridiculous oversimplification of the issue. Here is an example of Islamic religious music
youtube.com/watch?v=XA6fqbrswKo

Is gusic allowed?

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now that's some nerd shit.

yes, praise gallah

youtube.com/watch?v=gkBt7yLXyDk

>no music
>no alcohol
>no masturbation
>no dating
>no premarital sex
>no dogs
>no pig meat
>no gambling
>no dancing

Islam is the most autistic religion, even jews can't compete

Uhh hello? Based department?

>Throwing away your only chance of existence for a fairy tale.

pig meat is overrated as fuck
t. midwest

lol, we still can have fun just can't overdo it. to make it simple: anything looks good and healthy are legal and anything seems bad and unhealthy things are illegal.

Smoking hashish looks pretty good to me, not gonna lie

what was muslims' afterlife again? 72 virgins? fucking disgusting pedos

THE SHARIF DON'T LIKE IT
ROCK THE CASBAH
ROCK THE CASBAH

>no dogs

Holy fucking SHIT that just blows Islam way the fuck out. What goddamn losers

Arabs were angry they had to live in a shitty desert, so they invented a religion where nothing funny is allowed.

no it's not

I heard the have to pee sitting down...

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Yes, gusyeed is allowed

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Saudi Arabia and Dubai are full of nightclubs that pump the same garbage top 100 trash you'll find in any club in the US

show them what you're all about

N-No
It's a very contentious topic, strictly you are correct.
Other agree that as long as it sounds nice and has a positive message it is ok.
Here's a nice tune: youtube.com/watch?v=zi2TI_JDd7k&list=PL31xLwb_Uz52pbj7CJD96t-Y8sW_oeHk5&index=10&t=0s

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haha cope

post your favorite islamic music
youtu.be/IgG4qvvJozQ

But then again you can marry 11 year olds. And when they grow too old to enjoy you can just marry another!

I could give up my enjoyment of music (in public) to have legal access to some prime cunny.

(OP)
no I don't think that's right. Orthodox islam forbids female singing and the use of instruments but perhaps only string instruments iirc. My parents told me of witnessing a male singing competition on Naqsh-e Jahan square in Ishafan, which is located in the fundamentalist muslim state of iran.

imagine LARPing as religious while posting in this degenerate shithole

wtf i'm converting now

That's what the Muslim afterlife is for.
You've to be a saint irl just so you can be the biggest degenerate in the afterlife.

based

You can have dogs, you just can't have them sleep in your bed and lick your face.

if music can prevent you from watching porn then it is not absolutely haram.

merci for tunes mate

don't forget
>no art

youtube.com/watch?v=2JSwf-cZsPg

BASED

>Not allowed: music, fornication, alcohol, partying
>Present in the afterlife: music, fornication, alcohol, partying
Islam makes no sense.

Yeah, there's fucking alcohol alongside the 72 virgins in paradise.

quora.com/Why-is-alcohol-haram-in-Dunya-but-halal-in-Jannah

Alcohol is illegal because it's bad, but the Heaven Experience(tm) includes drinking alcohol. What the fuck.

not muslim but based

how are you even supposed to know that drinking alcohol feels good if you can't taste it in life?

Based and Islam pilled

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Salafi cousin fucker.

I'm no expert, but supposedly in early Islam Muhammad was actually chill with alcohol but then Mu- *ahem* Allah changed his mind after Umar got angry over this.

If you get into the Hadith, it's painfully obvious that Allah is just Muhammad's sock puppet. Even Aisha mentioned that Allah hurries to fulfill Muhammad's every desire.

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MUSICERINO

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Music is literally an intoxicant. What else would compel a suburban whiteboi to attend a rap concert and repeatedly shout "YEAH NIGGA" while surrounded by hundreds of burly black men? What else would prevent those black men from beating him senseless?

Fun is to be had in the company of family and friends and not on your own in your bedroom while you listen to degenerate lyrics.
youtu.be/YEyM8pxAbjw

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>All music is gangsta rap
>All gangsta rap is commercialized 6ix9ine tier bullshit
Najib plz, I'd pity you if your kind didn't behave like subhumans.

>Implying playing and listening to music hasn't been a social activity for most of history

All you have to do to be Muslim is figure out what's fun and then don't do it. Wait I forgot about beating your wife.

Being intoxicated in any way is Haram. Muhammad won't touch skanks/adults.

*wives

>Fun is to be had in the company of family and friends
what if i hate my family and have no friends? what does islam recommend me to do for fun in this case

corrected. Geez that's a hefty Kindergarten bill.