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British "cuisine" edition

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have 2 grey hairs in my beard

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how old are you

Have ginger hairs in my one. Fuck off literal pensioner

There is very clearly some major confluence between Trannies and weabooism. Have applied for a grant from the government to investigate this phenomenon

that was worth reposting from r/CasualUk

love china and the chinese simply because incels hate them

bet you reek

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got dat damn muddafuggen coonvirus

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Became a Marxist Leninist and never looked back. Every day of toil only hardens my conviction.

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why arent you out raiding and pillaging?

Lol lads

I’ve aired the girl who aired me but it’s actually because I’m too depressed.

Of testosterone

raging at CSGO again lads, absolute bullshit

Same and I’m only 32.

Is it possible to get a gf who isn't addicted to social media

same and I'm only 73

turk here do brits like turks

>Knocking fish and chips

Fish and chips done right is delicious

youtube.com/watch?v=j6vwaRDsYk8

the chinese are based. picky eaters are wankers.

Is it possible to get a gf

No

just play 1.6 csgo is for noobs

my beard is blonde in the middle, red on my jawline, and brown on my sideburns

absolute state of me
real celt mongrel hours

yeah, no sauce boss

opened my wallet when it was really windy and all my money blew out

lol

5'7 man with hairy brown hands posting a rant about how anyone who claims to have non-brown eyes is a liar

No, Turkey should cease to exist, Turks should be genocided and Anatolia should be given to Greece.

it's literally just fish next to chips lmao

what about your pubes

but i wanna be a pro

would you live in a tiny house

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Lads, are we mates?

oh

>American """cuisine"""

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used to unironically be a pro gamer and played for team uk

what a load of classist garbage

thats a tiny house, but you take into account their entire living area
like their porch area and that and they can wander in the bush any time they want

roaring

for me it's both garlic and chili sauce

Mine is a mix of dark blonde, black with a few red hairs
Weird that

brown

American achievements:
Burgers
Cheeseburgers
Maxi burgers
Maxi cheeseburgers

Yeah I wish I could have one of those Japanese apartments that has like two rooms.

>american regulations
more like

burgers are the greatest food to ever exist

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pics x

italian achievements:
pizza
pasta
mafia

I have like at least a dozen and I'm only 23.

unironically drinking tea tree oil
82% ethanol lads

Look what I found....

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Body hair is black but hair in my head is brown. Wypipo really do be diverse

you forgot fried horse pussy

t. redskin

dude that was neither funny nor a good troll
it was just plain rude and unasked for

and burgers are 100x better than faggy fish and chips. what's your point?

mandolino too

Imbecile

liver and bacon for dinner later. cant wait.

used to have a peng (east) asian gf and used to worship her feet everyday

fuck up cunt its only been 3 years and i havent failed anything (yet)

any racists in this afternoon?
*readies bazooka*

Ok pieddino or negro or albanese

whole heads auburn

if you're a little knacker mudblood like you then yeah you've got all sorts of paki/euro blood in you

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what an UTTER foodlet

post his profile pic pls

please use the proper term
race realist

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then you woke up

That’s an oxymoron

Oh and I forgot, Constantinople given back its proper name.

vero
im a terrone pal

post the unshopped version

Just coerce her gently to stop

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t. halfbreed

I'm not him but that's not a merit, pal

Kansas City barbeque

help me lads.
i can't swim

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Self-Hating torrone piddino

corrrrr source

>Constantinople

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Nah.

depends what side of rome you're on, buddy

time to lowball some people on gumtree de lads

t. knacker

Yes?

what I do is make multiple accounts offering extremely low offers so mine looks reasonable by comparison

Fottetevi emigrate dall’Italia che siete peggio dei negri piddini del cazzo

But that's nobody's business but the Turks.

I can't stop feeling sorry for British people. Tiny homes, shit weather, terrible food...

Optimates obv

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why so many italians in here?

Update: started watching it.
The Pharisees are immediately evil as fuck and Satan is an androgynous tranny
Gonna be a based film

Thanks but you forgot the awful people.

t. black bastard

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for me? its making sure the seller is a woman and then dominating her with inner mechanical information about the item and convincing her its low quality thus getting me a better price

> I can't stop feeling sorry for British people. Tiny homes, shit weather, terrible food...

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ive got you lad. here take this haha

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vai a cagare
i dont get it
i have no idea, im not italian though

He’s a big old soft boy that mixed with the country fellas too much

Guys help, I've been awake 24/7 trying to decide

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You're right, British women are ugly as fuck.

Post summer choons.

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peng or grim?

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>i dont get it
I know

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I love how he just handwaves pies and other pastry dishes as just taking things from the pantry and putting it in a pastry. You can reduce any dish to that level

i look much younger than my age and it's starting to get weird

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You must not eat meat today

moving to america are you?

nooooooooooooo

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Looks like Egyptians built it.

colonel mustard with the wrench in the conservatory

Do you get upset when people call you a knacker? Honestly?

Current GF is nice but she's not a patch on the last GF and she also has a lot of anxiety issues and i generally don't think she'll be a good choice in the long term. Don't hate her but can't see it lasting but don't know how to break it off with her. Genuinely think she's a 'cide risk if i do. No doubt the fine minds of /brit/ will have constructive advice for me?

hmm ah yes the 70s when this was your standard starter house

Wish I was a black man

FUORI DALL’ITALIA ALBANESE/MAROCCHINO DEL CAZZO

too late ive already eaten the wife's meaty pussy this morning

good dog
EVIL dog
good dog
EVIL dog
good dog
EVIL dog
EVIL dog

did not ask

>six toilets

Fucking massive phwoar

marry her

no problem
gonna get some authentic fish and chips today

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don’t recall asking

no i'm asking you jizzwit

No. I genuinely don’t care. I’m not a countryman in all fairness. Why would I get upset because someone was calling me names.

*casts out a life saver and rescues you*

What is the difference between the family room and living room?

nobody asked

Just wanked my dog off

im english you gimp

I can't recall asking?

FUCK LEFTYPOL

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unironically because you don’t give a shit about her you’ll be a better boyfriend

dog is watching me wee

David Zowie > David Bowie

i do care about her though which is why i'm not just fucking her off. she's not done anything wrong in particularly it can just be hard dealing with her anxiety and she compares very unfavourably to my ex gf

I could do with a quick few hundred quid within the next few hours.

Bet Emma Watson’s farts smell awful.

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Yeah that user is some aloof social-democrat who thinks Rosa Luxembourg is the best revolutionary ever lmao

might watch the thing again, master and commander, bladerunner 2049, dredd or no country for old men today

find her a nice black man

screeching

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like all those films but that's just too many for one day

use the bank

Grim
>Any advice
Don't get married

how about you watch something new?

smacking mikey's mother up with a hurley lads

>no country for old men
only based choice

screaming

Nah lad. Look after the pennies and the pounds will look after you.

honestly lad if you don’t feel it just end it.

don’t mention her anxiety though.

>mario aydernir demirezen
wtf even is this name

absolutely mad how niggers tongue my anus