/brit/

the flatmate and her bf are so incredibly dull

youtube.com/watch?v=BQ5ax8im3Ow

the /brit/ anthem

>Mirror Online: The intelligen tabloid #madeuthink

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Gonna win lottery me

Assalam Alaikum, brothers. Come. Let us all convert to Islam.

imagine being racist in 2020

masturbating to the sounds of my neighbors having sex

do you think you're dull too?

Quarantine has showed me you don’t need fun to have alcohol

why is scotland so based compared to the rest of the uk

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are flatshares common in denmark

Want to move to the US

sent rorke to outer space, you know to find another race an all that

he's just come back, he's only bloody gone and done it, got a little alien fella with him and everything

they suck at blowjobs too

youtube.com/watch?v=D-zdHo4LJJI

reality is racist

any niggers in?

*drops a barrel bomb on you*

how can you offend sex lol like what the f*ck??

in copenhagen yes

yeah what the fucks up with that? seen em everywhere

'strophe

You mean west Britain?

I’m so bored I’ve ordered an identical Kettle at a higher wattage and I’m going to tell my partner I’ve upgraded our electricity to a faster speed. I’ll let you know if it works.

suckin a gowf bowl? ISSA GOOAAAAAAAL!!!!!!

bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-jersey-31868491

You now remember Jersey

Only oldfags can respond

GOOD MORNING BRITCLAPS

chill out with the racism, incel

not been following the football lately
how many goals has young ngubu scored

Why did the media make such a big deal about barrel bombs? A bomb is a bomb at the end of the day, dropping it out of a helicopter or releasing it from fast air doesn't make any difference for the poor sod at the receiving end

i like it

>partner
alri gayboy

mad how white and asian incels hate each other so much

Did they rename this island when I wasn't looking?

kek this is me

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Imagine trying to explain /brit/ to your parents or the wider public. The in-jokes, the gimmicks, the vernacular, the culture. Ever wondered what you'd say if you got arrested and they read off a list of your posts? Gives me the fear.
Relevant.
youtu.be/C3BbzWimtYI

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do one you fucking kike

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lol fuck bog apes such as myself

She wants a man who listens to The Saturdays

i'm a white supremacist and i can't hide it when i talk to women

alright lads what'll it be?

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fuckkkkkkkk

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love talking to women about my hatred of niggers

Any other Irishmen in

The Syrian war started when Party Rock Anthem was current
Nearly a fucking decade

haha

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they know it by now

Muh buzz words

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cool it with the anti semitic remarks [spoiler] incel [/spoiler]

Ever broken down and cried when doing the Riverdance because people don't appreciate your performance, lad?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wales is West Britain
Ireland is west England

saw this on the 'dit the other day

morrissey? why are you back there?

Two large gins, two pints of cider. Ice in the cider.

WHAT IS SHE HOLDING WITH RIGHT HAND???

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This post seems familiar...

NEED to be a slumlord

youtube.com/watch?v=2h5zNBDUVuo

guinness and a double pimms in the same glass ta

Keep dreaming of her

charlie, how's your alcoholic mum handling the quarantine

a blunt

why's /ck/ so woggy

Moni going on about Palestine again

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youtube.com/watch?v=0Bb_w7nOBwg

yank anthem

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mosses.bandcamp.com/track/t-v-sun

piss off nigger freak

It's not the "Syrian War", it's the war of NATO and their jihadist henchmen against the Syrian people and their anti imperialist leadership.

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To be fair the Israeli treatment of the Palestinians is genuinely mad. Don’t know how they can get away with it

ya

Imagine an ethnically homogeneous British Isles. No different nations or languages, just one uncontested nation and language. God I wish we went the route France did and crushed all regionalism without mercy.

...

unironically because they had to push an agenda and they needed an adjective to stick on to "bombs" and then run with
its pretty obvious to anyone using a shred of critical thinking

bucket of fried chicken

What does the average /brit/ poster look like?

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god she's so fucking peng

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4 /brit/s in the catalogue. guessing the old janny was replaced

Well I appreciate your jig.
youtube.com/watch?v=w0v_pu6miJ8

Fucking kek

mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/nhs-nurse-stunned-idiot-neighbour-21844970

would bet my life on the fact she wrote that note herself

Me on the left

fake and gay

She wants a man with a debilitating porn addiction

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Wow you are a massive faggot

Probably Owen Jones with specs or Nish Kumar with specs

intriguing image

Alll are but parts of one stupendous whole,
Whose body Nature is, and God the soul

Left is a Norman right is a Celt but where is the ANGLO!?

fake

*gubs an e*

got a bit of the melanin innya?

Whore sister keeps going out to parties and now she keeps coughing in her room. Gonna actually bash her fucking skull in with a hammer if she keeps this up.

As reflected in pic related, there is a wide variety :)

norf fc here

is she single

Saxons OUT

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think tom hardy

Is she fit

dude just dont wank lmao

screaming

how old is she

post her

tired of not fitting in

tired of being alone

tired of being me

Who the fuck is throwing parties right now?

Emma Watson’s bum is both beautiful and bountiful, as it provides things I desire.

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hello me

Huh, why do I have dark brown hair and blue eyes yet come from England. Can /Brit/ explain this?

*signs into gearslutz.com*

here we go again

Just went out cycling lads.
Utterly glorious weather and the roads are dead. I love it. Long live coronachan.

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He didn't say which language, could have meant Welsh

not essential

This desu, we could have had a united British isles if the various leaders weren't so soft in regards to regional identity.

Brown is a disgusting color everywhere, not just on skin. it's literally the color of poo.

>Coronavirus: Greater Manchester police warning after 660 parties shut down

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-52221688

won us the eurovision

Don’t see the point of cycling to be fair

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Which part of England?
Generally the western parts of England tend to have darker populations. Shropshire, Lancashire, Cumbria, Devon etc.

just can't fathom what is going through these peoples minds

About to watch Passion of the Christ de lads (it's on Amazon Prime)

Please support the Good Friday film industry

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Inquire innocently where these parties are taking place. Then report it to the rozzers.

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dark ginger with brown eyes here

mentally ill autistic virgins on the internet love pigeonholing things
it's in their nature, after all

Madchester innit

mutt

Brown hair is nice though

Piss off you stupendous virgin

Looks a bit like my fat tummy on the bottom and my gf's arse cheeks on the top

You are allowed out for health reasons, food/medicine shopping, and to work if the work cannot be done from home. Nowhere is it stated that you can only leave the house on essential business

Eurovision looks much more dignified in this. Now it's closer to a drag queen show

incel

grim

Went for a ride around the whole city today, so empty and cool weather

Mad how after that film he basically got blacklisted in Hollywood. Wasn’t he the same actor who was in the film about the french cunt that locked up in some prison and escapes and gets his revenge

i'm easily the most handsome, charming and intelligent virgin on earth

the cunt of monte cristo

sterling example

My parents are from the Midlands (Leicestershire) so as English as it gets geographically

true

Thinking of naming my firstborn Giorno

Should you self isolate if you're displaying any sort of mild symptoms?

That’s the one. Good film that

let's be honest now, every white english person has blue eyes
people with brown eyes are either foreign, or welsh

your mother had sex with a Gael

madlad

depressed

just did a VERY big coom
like 6-7 spiderman ropes, got some in my eye

Irish ppl be like " o no, me lucky charms!"

Me? Of foreign blood, and Welsh blood, but have blue eyes

Green master race checking in

trinidad and tobago be kidding me

NEED an Amerimutt gf

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Why are most of Britain''s heroes war criminals?

Why are the Irish so based

i have green eyes

Trinidad and Tobago be kidding me

Unlikely

Name a hero who isn't a war criminal

>so like dude... did you know that people from different countries all have the same phenotype? like they all the same? it's wicked mad bro

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Not really

you said it wrong

strawberry blonde with grey eyes here

Remember a few years ago I was basically a neo nazi but now I just don't care at all. Given up completely

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I'm Welsh and I have blue eyes :)

They replaced their native culture with English culture.