Italians be like
>la mia pizza is da besta
>tipo 00 farina mama mia con pomodoro di vesuvio yada yada BELLISIMO
>what no you can't put pineapple on pizza what are you DOING OH GOD DIO MIO PORCA MADONNA
sorry this pizza is shit
i will take a swedish kebab pizza over this any day.
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nah, pastas are right for once. Enjoy your banana pizza, Sven.
the only thing italians have got going for them is that alot of them use woodfired ovens
otherwise the kebab pizza stomps the shitalian pizza
Cook pizza how ever you want, look at Argentinian pizza which is the best and differes heaps form Italian pizzas
This pizza looks like it was made by gods, aka italians.
Ah yes, the culinary opinion of someone who eats rotten fish
it looks pretty tasty to me
If nothing else, in food the southrons are actually experts. Its the only topic in which their opinion should be taken serious.
Exactly
Someone who eats rotten fish knows what tastes like shit
Ah yes, the culinary opinion of someone who eats rotten cheese infested with maggots
>it's another episode of anglos talk about food
It's all so tiresome
The only problem with this is that there isn't enough cheese.
If you can understand why Neapolitan is a hundred times superior to American pizza, then you are just another mouth breathing retard who doesn't know how to taste food and just thinks cheese and white bread taste nice.
This. It's the only difference.
Now I bought myself a half inch industrial piece of steel to bake my goods and everything tastes 100x better. It's really just the temperature that does the work.
>The only problem with this is that there isn't enough cheese.
look into Argentinian pizza. It's the inverse of Italian in which the mozzarella is the key ingredient and tomato sauce comes second.
>puddle of tomato soup
>burned crust
>good
No Hans, this time the burger is right. Americans have perfected pizza
>garum.jpg
>colaturadialici.jpg
Educati mentecatto
But that pizza looks delicious.
why are you praising our pizza
its just normal pizza bro
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T LIKE X, REEEEEEEEE
Nobody gives a fuck about what you eat
The problem is calling abominations "typical pure Italian like muh nonna made it, real Italian shieet" to larp
Casu marzu, uma delicia
listen here
in the next 2 years i will visit firenze and taste some pizzas
and we'll see whos right
>Tuscany
>Major city
>inb4 sees all the progressive resources and future engineers and spends the next 10 years sperging on Yas Forums
>Nobody gives a fuck about what you eat
Gonna have to disagree, Italians (and other Europeans) losing their shit over other people's eating habits is a universal experience
>rotten cheese infested with maggots
sounds delicious
>claim Italians give a shit about what you eat
>he is obsessed with Italians that he makes a thread everyday saying how much Italians complain about what he eat
>Average burger
>>tipo 00 farina
Why do Americans "meme" with concepts they don't know?
American awareness and education
taci obeso
what
>basil on pizza
>not incredibly based
Just don’t call it “pizza” that’s the problem.
You can’t make an “Italian restaurant” claiming that you sell “Italian pizza” while instead it’s “Brazilian style” or whatever shit you want.
Not only it’s cultural appropriation but also it just like shitting on our traditions.
>No basil
Why?
people being plebs
turn off the proxy, john
Some delicious looking 'za
And perfectly suited to eat on the go
In all honesty pineapple is a quintessentially gay food and should be banned from all non-gay places, not just pizza
Do you guys put olives on your pizzas?
Here every pizza has an olive in the center
based
if the dough does not taste good, it is shit pizza
toppings LITERALLY do not matter
>AYYY OHHH UHHH
*throws trash on the street*
>OHH MAMMAS PASTA
*lives with mother at 30*
>FRUTTI DI MARE
*pays protection money to mafia*
>UHHHH AHHH PASTA
*dives in the penalty area*
>*lives with mother at 30*
delete this
nice try Cletus
I'm Italian and these are all me
You aren’t Italian
C’è un albanese del cazzo che continua a postare contro l’Italia in ogni thread
That blood running through your veins is American blood, Mario. We are brothers.
Lo so, è il coglione che spamma ''shitalia'' dalla mattina alla sera perché nessuno vuole scoparselo in Italia
here's an italian-american test, what kind of wine glass do you drink from at a family dinner?
Firenze is really great, but I'm not sure their pizzas are the best imo. I've eaten pizzas in other regions and theyre are pretty good.
What they have that I absolutely went crazy for is Lampredotto. Also their bread is shit.
>What they have that I absolutely went crazy for is Lampredotto.
Person of culture
you're one of us, you fucking arap
Firenze is a tourist trap city.
Avoid historical centre restaurants as you would avoid covid. Full of balkanites, gypsies and pajeet who try to sell you shits or pickpocket you.
Non è albanese, è un rumeno di Lugoj, Romania.
Non solo fu doxxato, anni fa esisteva un intero forum con le sue info personali
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Redpill me italianbros, what are the best ingredients to make a good pizza sauce?
>Italian says Italian pizza isn't that good
>Other Italians immediately try to dox him
IM CRAVING FOR SOME ITALIAN MARGHERITA PIZZA AND ITS PESACH HELP ME
Based Italians
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True pizza coming through!
this
anglos aren't allowed to have an opinion on food