Do bongs really?
Do bongs really?
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British people call Spiderman "Peta Paka" lmaooo
>NOOOOOOO!
I imagine some bongs might be thirsty
WH-HAHAHHAHAHA OH YOU WONT BE READY FOR THIS ONE AHAHAHA
British people call Harry Potter ”Hairy Po’a” WWWTTTFFFFFFF
Stop making fun of our accents
americans say 'kehhhn I git a boddla wadurr?'
oh no no no no no hahahahaha
americans say 'waan, too, thruyee, fowerrr, faayev, siiyicks, seveyn, aaaayet, naaaarn, teeyen'
americans call him 'peedurr parrgurr'
Australian hapas be like
”Cen I habe de pusi pls??”
No we say it right
americans say 'Haeii ree po ddurrr'
British niggas unironically be like
>My favorite hip hop artist? Jay Zed, of course.
americans speaking sounds like a cat being mutilated alive
wuhn, tew, tuhree, foah, faih, sicks, seuen, ate, nain, tin
xo
why are americans so mean?
spaaaydurr meyun
americans are like
MEEEETH IS LAYK TODALLY HARRURD
Britishers be like
”Facking nasty slags robbin on me bellend oooowwwyaaahhh cooorrr thas a nooice facking noshin me luv oil be wankin moi COCK tonite birdie”
>not "Maffma'iks Is 'ard, innit?"
where are you getting the y thrown in the middle? Its more like ‘mahn’
swedes be like
hoygdoygy oym sweedesh
Holy mother of seethe... why can't Britfags handle any banter?
looooool my greatest ally fuck sweden
is this thread making you that upset? weak dude...just weak
>butthurt britishers itt
>oi love u listen to toiluh vuh creatuh?
Americans occasionally throw two vowels into one vowel words. probably sounds that way because everything is said with a rising tone
maah un - with a very soft u represent that the tone has risen
refer back to this
British niggas see Bigfoot and be like “hmph, odd bloke”
>brits do a little banter back
>NOOO U CANT HANDLE IT
you do this every thread when theres a joke about british people
americans be like: fat and stupid
It has been well stablished the average british poster is autistic. Please don't bully.
>britishers
tank yoooouuuu veddy mach fo dis post pajeet
Americans see a cop and are like 'PLEASE DONT SHOOT'
After say it a few times i do make a u sound there but i have a southern accent so its quick
Why is their accent so terrible?
aussies by like
strewrh mate. ev ya eard abert the noo voarus
State of this banter
shurr up texas
>flag
Shouldn’t you be watching dr who or listening to the beatles or something?
You did it wrong
good däj änd säljutejshions deer tru frends. aj äm de glårijus sån åf de nårf änd warrijor åf yuråpa. aj gröw strånger får iich brauwn härätic aj annajalejt de måre yuråpa smajls upån mi
>americans using british words
>spanish speaker in Australia
What are you doing over there?
aussies be like 'aw yeee thraw it bek luv'
about to arrive
youtu.be
*Turns dial to 9*
Sorry whats that?
*Cranks it back up to 10*
i dont care about your irrelevant county and its stupid letters to spend that much time on demonstrating that you sound like brain surgery patient when you speak english
I got the twitter post from a third party source.
All of them?
>AVSTRALIANS BE LIKE
>”JVST HAD SOME STVBBIES DOWN AT THE BOOZER, FVCK ME I’M FVCKING PISSED, GIVE ME A CIGGIE FAT CVNT”
>Lad
Has there ever been a more cringe word?
Are British people really like this?
Lol actually pissed off
american english sounds really irritating to british ears. every word is fully annunciated. it is spoken in a rising tone whereas british english is in a falling tone.
americans tend to also babble a lot more than brits. they can tell you the most mundane story in the greatest detail, with their voice making you think that they think theyre telling you the greatest story
So me n Codee wehnt tuh the STOWUR tuh git some COWAOFEE and like Codee soaw Brett and he had just seen Cayden who was coming back from football practice and like todally pooped i mean like gone dude, so anyway me and ...
I’m glad to see that white people are finally starting to learn how useful the habitual “be” is
t. Fried Chicken
african americans are the only americans with a sense of banter
Oooh so that's what the tweet said
Have you been to america
nah he's just seen our movies with cool and funny black dudes and thinks all black people are like that.