/brit/

grimola

hey moite
moite
cheeky new moite

how ya going lachie

morning

shops open where you are lads?

Janny finally killed /brit/

only food, alcohol, pharmacies, petrol stations and bike shops

just had that sobering hit of "I need something I'll never get"
in a new way too, I guess I can still be surprised by futility

Need lime Polo's back in business PRONTO

Have a wank to these digits

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Anal sex is great in porn but repulsive in real life

Think I have HIV

Oi! How yu handlin' fis new virous, mates?

if you think about it, wanking is just self-medication
giving yourself hits of dopamine when you require it

Any form of sex is repulsive to watch
Infact thinking it isn't is gay as you can't get off to a women but need a nother man's penis to go ham

the ones you'd expect and for whatever reason hardware/DIY stores

>need
change it into want not, over time it fades. unless its in the heirarchy of needs, if so sort it out lad, you are not a dullard.

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So people start engaging with the other sex in a romantic manner at 13+14 so I've had an 8 year dry spell and already missed everybodies prime
Most people get that for free. It takes no effort or will it just naturally happens

damn dude hahah really

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hnnng

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haha

would give it a suck

mr bean looking ass nigga

Why do trannys have such huge cocks?

you're just fat

IS THAT A PENIS???

YUMMMM

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if you could choose the size, why would you get a small one?

lnew this was am,an before i saw the dick

don't buy the sun

and what, pray tell, is quite so "good" about this friday exactly?

kfc for dinz x

>Britain seems prepared for the restrictions to last some time with 41% of adults surveyed expecting the lockdown to last for at least another six months. Half the population (51%) thought it would be more than a year before life returns to normal.

god i wish kfc were open

Got salmon cause I live with a pseudo-catholic

Someone should make a competitor to The Sims. All you have to do is copy it and then not make it shit on purpose like EA to sell DLC.

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the lockdown can't possibly last for six months, that's mental
like i get that the economy is already shagged but you can't just have it completely grind to a halt

urbz

i reckon it'll be 6 months before some restrictions are lifted

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having dumpling soup for dinner

haven't shaved in 3 days. very unkempt

the tiny greek island sinking under the migrant crisis

what about the main course?

that's all I really need to eat. might have greek yoghurt and muesli for dessert

Cant be doing with any of this

Please don't reply to me with anime ever again
But I will be going KFC tomorrow I think

Any GAMERS here?

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der coomer is happier than 90% of /brit/

kfc is CANCELLED

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Finally realized who this cunt reminds me of

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makes you think

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She wants a man who uses stolen credit cards to buy trainers

Head still fucking minced from last night and can't sleep the hangover away because i'm working from home. Any man have a solution for this

had a dream earlier I may have seriously hurt or even killed someone in some bizarre way I don't recall but probably couldn't articulate even if I did cause it was some abstract fever dream shit but the dream is me thinking it might not have even happened at first, to thinking it probably did but it was an accident, to it gradually becoming the sole focus of the dream and waiting to be caught for it

uncomfy 2bh

yeah it's called temperance

learn your lesson and don't get in that state again

I have some good mates and I used to be a flakey mate and really realised how bad it was but it's quite depressing when you realise most people will basically look out for immediate family, their partner (and any kids) and maybe ONE best mate, and even then the best mate is dependent on no negative affects on the rest.

surprised four turned up to that odious little runt's hen-do

Haha same

might post on r/ratemycock for a laugh

Don’t understand how the beatles didnt get ruined in america after releasing Back In The USSR

Eyy Tone, this guy just called us mutts! Said we're not even italian, we're just americans. Can you believe that?

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Was having a dream about visiting the colosseum but i've never been so the mind had to fill in the blanks. Outside of the ring was covered in miniatures of other parts of Italy like a mini leaning tower of pisa etc. It was cool but then the alarm clock went.

It's bank holiday weekend user are you sure you're working?

listening to a choon I dl'd on youtube a few yrs back thats 15 mins in length but doesn't feel that long over and over as a way to make the morning feel like its going faster