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>wake up
>turn on work laptop
>log in to HR portal to check if my salary is updated
>it's not
enough of work for today
any plans for the long weekend lads?

robbing grannies on the street

based
are you a policeman?

I dont have a job.

God I‘m so fucking fat
Someone just shoot me

You can give me some of your money so you dont have enough to buy lots of trash food.

n-no

Womanoids are the cancer that ruined society.

it‘s too cold today

Both are cringe.

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No, the guy is a hero. The thot is an attentionwhore.

Identify yourself incel misoginist.

Ok officer
*hands you a fake ID*

krasna holka

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Piotr can you buy this me
otomoto.pl/oferta/honda-civic-salon-polska-1-wlasciciel-1-4-benzyna-bez-rdzy-welury-ID6CC0ai.html

This Polish spastic has been buying a car for like a year now.

I wish I could talk to angels

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I can understand this text well. I am pro.

>acne
>uglyass eyebrows
Ewww.

you're an angel

She's ugly tho, and this cow ring the nose eewwwwwwww

fuck ugly people am I right

My beer order from Vakia arrived today, unfortunately one of the bottles broke during transport :(

Yeah

That Femvak?

you must exterminate all vakteria now

Hehe

I don't remember this chapter from Theology.

Comfy desu.

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no
femvak is skinnyfat, not a fatfuck

skinnyfat is just a copeword for fatass

No it isn't, retard, it just means that you have no muscle. You can be 20 BMI and still skinnyfat.

Also Femvak is not even fat, I talked to her on Interpals.

Nah it‘s about fat distribution (which is genetic)
If you have an excess amount of fat wherever sorry but you‘re fat

Don‘t care about your e-friends faggot, didn‘t ask.

>If you have an excess amount of fat wherever sorry but you‘re fat
79IQ.

>tee hee I pretend that I'm excessively strict and judgemental as a substitute for a personality

Seems to be enough to understand that fat = skinnyfat

Fat = large amount of excess fat
Skinnyfat = high bodyfat percentage despite low BMI
56IQ subhumanoid.

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Stop being a femvak apologist, subhuman. She‘s fat, end of story.

so this is what being closed does to you
ima head out

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Femvak has always been very nice to me.

sidebob

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>do a workout
>literally nothing else to do for the whole long weekend
this is not a happy reality

Reminder that the corona isn't really dangerous. It's a politcal attack on China.

How come Chinks were the first to quarantine entire cities, then?

Read something, user.

I'm too much of a subhuman to enjoy reading at this point

There was a huge public outrage generated by the Western media. CCP needed to act and control the situation. J

>tfw user got kidnapped by the CIA before he could finish his sentence

I need a new hobby

steeplechasing

Accidentally hit j on my phone.

Model stuff in 3ds max.