How come they are the only countries that aren't better than their former colonizers?

They are lonely, the only other. Arjona that speak their langauges are nigger countries and an irrelevant small european nation

NOoOoooOOooOoOooOOoOOoOO NOT THE BBC MENACE

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hey

noooo not the junglerino

Richer than you Joao

The first-world version of the Congo rain forest.

Daddy yankee got your back
hey bro rec me some reggaeton you like

>/lat/ino spics
>winning against /LVSO/BVLLS
>ever
>ever
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Opinions

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a las chilenas les gustan el BBC haitiano desu

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And what's up with your monopoly cards?

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The true question is who doesn't shit on the Europe's most disgraceful "nation" and the other one is, why wouldn't we treat you like the retarded you are?

Portugal isn't even bad, they are tiny and isolated and still managed to conquer you, Macao, and some african places. And made important advances for merchant ships worked in the XV century

>and still managed to conquer you
They didn't conquer us Brazilians. Brazilians didn't even exist when the Portuguese reached Pindorama.

We, the actual Brazilians, are the ones conquering them. Rethink your statement.

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I made the lower map :3

Bad time dude. There's no portuguese awake now.

Well done, I assumed it was lazily taken from elsewhere online.

>HDI
The most memes of indexes. You know what really matters? Financial and military power.

How long could you stand in a open war agains't us? If you can't win, then you're inferior.

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Are you forgetting about these fellas too?

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They were the ones that created the name Brazil, for starters

These are my ancestors. Most portuguese were just peasants back then.

we simply don't care about anything outside our area of influence, call me american if you will

Enough already, nobody gives a shit about them, completely irrelevant. We don't give a single fuck

I want to live in the green, but it feels like only México is decent option for an Estadounidense. The other reggaton shitholes will straight up rob you if you have your iPhone out in public.

WE WUZ

it all depends in which side of the city you live in, also mexico is a fucking shithole more dangerous tha anything from peru downwards

Not really. Plenty of sudaca countries are fairly safe.
It's us, mexicans, centracas and venezuelans that you need to take care.

>lasted
>Implying they have stopped prowling

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Not even, every zoomer has a iphone nowadays.

>I want to live
Wrong. Now against the wall Shart.

México is not nearly as dangerous as Colombia or the other sudaca país. Even Uruguay, the so called "switzerland of latinamerica" has an increase in crime. Pickpocket and robbery is common in the Southern Cone. México's violence is only with cartels, simply don't do drugs and guess what, I can live la pura vida. Costa Rica is okay too, but I heard it's tough to find a job because Ticans will work for less money than a gringo.

bro, Mexico is literally one of the most dangerous. I get you might be of mexican descent and feel particular hostile towards south Americans, but what you said is just plain nonsense.

iPhones aren't even rare in Latam when most phone companies give them out to pay in 36 installments at 0% interest

Mexico has a higher murder rate than Colombia as of 2019 man. Stop it, ignorant

I am not really CHI, but my grandfather was an Spaniard. I don't say I am latino I just say white american. Truth is I want to live in a catholic latin american country.
You must understand that the crime only with cartels, innocent gringos are left alone because we are their money. They own all the hotels in vacation destinations, they sell drugs to us.

Mexico is extremely dangerous.
They're on the top 10 most violent countries.
>México's violence is only with cartels, simply don't do drugs and guess what, I can live la pura vida.
That's the same everywhere. We latinos kill for drug money.
You're a imbecile if you think having a war between rival factions 20 metres from where you live is not going to affect you

>México's violence is only with cartels
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_San_Fernando_massacre

Sorry but I don't know of any other country in Latin America where cartels are massacring hundreds of innocent civilians literally in droves.

we don't even have cartels here. How did it ever occur to you that Colombia is somehow more dangerous than Mexico, which currently has a socialist governemnt and battles a war on drugs?

>Reports mentioned that female kidnapping victims were raped and able-bodied male kidnapping victims were forced to fight to the death with other hostages, where they were given knives, hammers, machetes and clubs to find recruits who were willing to kill for their lives.[6] In the blood sport, the survivor was recruited as a hitman for Los Zetas; those who did not survive were buried in a clandestine gravesite.
Wtf this looks like some Sabbat shit

We are also a very expensive country. Still, there are somewhat good job oportunities if you are an engineer (I'm one, that's why I know)

vietnam...

Tamaulipas is known for alot of cartel violence yes, but it is to send a message. To let the other cartels fear the Zetas. Even recently an family on road trip to México from United states was ambushed at night on a highway. But it was to send a message, even if the family was innocent.

npr.org/2020/01/07/794342475/american-family-shot-at-in-mexico-13-year-old-killed-fbi-offers-help-in-probe

>innocent gringos are left alone
how about those mormons recently? I mean, nothing wrong with preferring Mexico, that's fair game. The issue is when you start trash talking the other countries at the same time without data to back up your claims

These countries were unstable before the CIA existed

>innocent gringos are left alone because we are their money
Not very innocent if yore financing them then

Yes, and when they start to organise themselves, americans destroy everything

Argumentos >>>>>>>>>>>>> memes

Ah, yes. Military power feeds your people in the favelas.
We are well prepared in that regard, though.
Also, pic.

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A mexican here stated that there are workplace contracts where they leave their inheritance for their family in any case of a kidnapping or "disappearance" (basically meaning they can't find your body to declare you officially dead), which may or may not affect the official statistics of national homicide. I think the only place that is probably faring worse than that is the Northern Triangle of Central America.

Do you really expect boomer John and Helga to know that Cancún is operated by cartels? Drug addicts I get, they deserve death. The only solution is to legalize drugs or make drugs have the death penalty.
Did you read the story about mormons? It's a war for land, the cartels want to use the land for producing drugs. Mormons should fuck off to baja del sur if they want to have huge harem families.

>it wuz just a message bro
No, fuck you, that's nasty shit. You don't kill civilians to send a message, you kill cops and rivals, not innocent people that have nothing to do with the drug war. The only message you're sending to the public by killing innocent civilians is that you're a nasty monster that should be wiped out no matter what.

Druglords in Brazil do the polar opposite of that. They protect their favelas and ensure the freedom of the people living there and that's the #1 reason why our favela culture is actually worshiped nationwide.

>Ah, yes. Military power feeds your people in the favelas
Apparently it does, my malnourished weak spic friend with very high HDI and food supply dependency.

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Alright, I'd just like to know where did you get this idea right here "mexico is not nearly as dangerous as colombia"? You make Mexico sound like a playground while making us sound like a warzone, when that's just simply far from reality.

Frankly, the only place in south America which is in worse shape than Mexico right now when it comes to violence and lawlessness is Venezuela, and outside South America those countries in the central American northern triangle are more violent than Mexico too. A couple of anglo islands in the antilles are sketchy as well

I'm not saying this place is peaceful af cause I'd be lying, but it honestly isn't the freaking warzone that you're picturing either