/dixie/ + friends

what's the thracian take being med

the yankeevirus edition

Switzerland

I have that same eraser.

Nepal

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hate brits now cant believe theyve done this. we are the most tolerable people

It’s my favorite one, my kneaded one is also staedtler and perfectly fine

cock

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Would eat on a stick

what about on a dick

those were always weird to me.

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A is for armadillo.

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does that guy want to start Covid-20 before the prequel is even finished yet?

he was on that show Jackass. if he could have done it he would have. dont think hes Asian enough to kick it off.

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Fuck Stonehenge

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provocative vancepost

I wish all of my skin would fall off so I could just fucking eat it.

Black churches in Michigan are holding drive-in services
like an old drive-in movie theater but with the pastor on the screen
they honk their horns instead of going "MHMM" or "PRAISE DA LAWD" when the pastor says something they agree with

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Me on the left

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what grades did these receive?

Based devoted god fearers

comedy sketch idea: a black church, except they're nordic neo-pagans

that doesn't sound like comedy

still funnier than SNL

true

Mind if I steal this idea and launch a lucrative sketch comedy career for myself?

go ahead
be sure to use as much blackface as possible

mind if I steal one of your kidneys?

Yes actually

too late

Dude give it BACK

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no

Okay

AAAA
AAA
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me in gif

just remembered the Good Will Smith joke and exhaled more air from my nostrils than usual

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Critique pls, I want to make this good for bongfriend

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>songs about mountains in western
>appalachia in dixie
nice try

did you know that the wet stuff you get coming out of your nose when you cry is not snot but actually tears?
there's a tiny opening inside your eye through which tears go into your nose

western should be marty robbins and dixie should be doc watson or earl scruggs

>crying

also since dixie has black people then western should have tejanos or vaqueros

i only ever cry when i drink so i don't know what the wet stuff you're talking about is

I thought Marty was a southern westaboo
>born in AZ
Huh

>wheat/corn in western
>moonshine is /dixie/
moonshine is literally made of corn

I honestly don't remember the last time I cried
the runny nose you get when you cry a lot, the reason why people blow their nose when they cry

Southerners don't sing about corn unless it's in liquid form tho

crying is only acceptable when just fucking black out drunk and talking to a woman

Johnny Cash actually incorporated western stuff less than most country artists did, at least in the 70s/80s when cowboy LARPing was at its peak. His crossover musically was mostly with early rock 'n' roll, as he was tight with Elvis in the 50s. He could be described as broadly Americana though, since he spoke to a wider American audience albeit from the perspective of a Southerner.