/brit/

>depression

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used to get hazed at school regularly they would tie my backpack straps to the merrygoround in the park across the road and spin it until my nose bled. once they found out this happened they would do it everyday until i eventually developped the resilience and fortitude to stop the bleeding around the age of 16

once spat in a yanks face in a hostel in prague

sorry but an american army boss wpuldnt be dressed like that

What's that like?

ResidentSleeper

have like 5 dreams a night a love it desu

feeling really bad for brits right now can't imagine living in such tiny houses

it's a premium DLC skin

crikey

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I was just joshing. Thank God you're alright now, user. I'm glad.

He was actually a homosexual, and also pardoned rapists in the Union army.

good lad

Remember this scene from Lord of the rings

Basically you wake up but can't move and you see movement in your peripheral vision that sets your adrenaline off

b-b-better than living in a wooden house!!!!

australians are mentally ill

Good Friday today lads

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Dr. Abdul Mabud Chowdhury, Consultant Neurologist wrote to the PM on March 18 asking him to urgently ensure Personal Protective Equipmtment, some minimal support for NHS workers in direct contact with Covid 19 patients.

Dr. Chowdhury died today of Covid-19. He was 52.
RIP.

Hmm....no, I don't think he was

you can combat it by trying to wiggle your toes or fingers

Um just move lol it's not that hard lmao

yeah but hes dressed like a pirot
not like george washington

also etw is a dreadful game

WutFace

cornwall is just wales

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One of his famous depressive spouts was caused when his lover married a woman and wouldn't be with him anymore.

sometimes when I'm falling asleep I'll fall half asleep. So I'm conscious enough to know I'm not asleep but not conscious enough to move or open my eyes. Really frustrating because it can last for hours and end up leaving me sleep deprived

didn't know it was from a game lol

AHHHH SAVE US FRANCE HELLPPPP US AMERICANS ARE WEAK AND NEED BIG STRONG FRENCH MEN TO RESCUE US AHHHHH

Are you sure you didn't accidentally read your dad's diary?

need them both raped by a gang of niggers on camera for my wanking pleasure

uninstalled witcher 3 with all my saves. starting all over again

Had a fream once where I was friend with BoJo and we were doing some shady stuff then some journos arrived and he didn't want to talk to them so he hid in my luggage and I walked him out until I forgot about him and remembered him again I thought he would e pissed that I let him o long in the luggage and the I woke up

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*blocks your path*

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the world famous american banter

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so fucking bored

Did you clap?

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A Victorian era PCSO

FeelsBadMan

big if true and interesting to think about but i dont think you inherit fully formed memories

fuck off qwould you

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crap game
the soldiers dont shoot when you tell them to

we're half way through this mate i plan on ordering a load of tramadol to daze myself thru til its over will probs end up addicted

no feel too embarassed

Yeah, they’ve gone away. Sometimes I get a fucked up dream but these days I forget it. Some of the ones I had during that period were very vivid and disturbing so they stuck with me, remember that 14 year old girl Ana Kriegel that was raped and murdered by those lads? It was in the news a year or two ago I think. I had a dream that her corpse was rotting in the boot of my car which was overflowing with maggots. That was a weird dream, and I still don’t understand why I got it. I maybe read the news article about it once and heard a couple things about the court proceedings in the news and then wham, my brain gives me a horror show.

I actually got scared of sleeping because this was happening to me every night and I would get a terrible sense of dread at night, I felt as if something was in the room with me, so I turned on my light and prayed a lot.

Kiss my ass faggot

Need her sent to the gallows immediately

Tell him you aren't me before replying please

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anyone else living on their own through this

go on /sp/
yank banter there is utterly atrocious

Southern nights

Have you ever felt a southern night?

youtube.com/watch?v=mCscZ2tPFmI

what are you trying to achieve mate

The greatly expanded powers of the federal government because of him led to the corruption and carpet bagging of the gilded age. And to this day the US has never really recovered from. The progressive movement sought to combat the gilded age corruption but they did so by giving the government more power which in the end allowed for other avenues of corruption which formulate the kind of corruption we have today.

youtube.com/watch?v=eYs9szOqbWE

PogChamp

I am you

imagining this innocent little girl wearing a dog leash lead by a nigger and slurping on his cock

inherited all my ancestors weaknesses

lad

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yeah

t. Still has a cuck stamp to this very day.

feel them just about every day

He got blown the fuck out by that gay supermarket kiwi that roleplays as a girl and has been seething ever since

nigger

I know kiwilad from twitch, we mess around like this all the time on discord

lived on my own since i was 19 like a man should

yeah in a shitty little box room i pay 500 smackers for. If I didnt start collecting records about 2 months before this lockdown i would have actually fuck all to do. gf broke up with me yesterday and i thought about taking 30 diazepam as id already been drinking. it's really taking it's toll on me but not in the same way as mugs crying at the supermarket. I feel like I need to be working to give my life some direction

Jealous. is it true the sunsets form a pastel shade?

pissed in a yanks suitcase in a vienna hostel

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pretty grim aint it

He was morally sound in all his decisions, so I don't fault him for what he had to do

NiggerFaggot

winton?

what

oh dear oh dear

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>gay supermarket kiwi that roleplays as a girl
can't tell if this refers to me or another kiwi

Not really. I've lived on my own for about 8 years now and am a bit of a recluse so this lockdown is bread and butter.

real yank hours

blow it out your ass bitch

^^^^^ this poster loves black cock haha

He's said before that he knows his little buttbuddy from discord or some shit. Both of them need to fuck off

need a good arm workout routine fellas, have a full home gym (dumbells, barbells, bench, rack etc etc.)

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good
fuck corporations

moron

golly the americans really get uppity this time of year

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>NUMBER GO DOWN BAD~!!!!
dont give a shit

oh nooooo the bankers lost some money

nonce

wankerooooooo

I remember being in a services in Germany. Was getting some food from Burger King. There were a load of yank youths in there. It was almost surreal encountering one in the wild.

What happens this time of year?

once pissed in my mates mums slippers at a sit off 15 years ago and no one ever found out lol

only ever seen them in airports thank god

want to know what pussy tastes like?

just dip a pad in soy sauce, piss on it and then lick

you sucked them off in the toilets didnt you

straight bar curls: 3 sets 12-15 reps
concentration curls: 3 sets 12-15 reps
close-grip bench press: 3 sets 12-15 reps
Skull crushers: 3x12
3 x 12 forearm curls
3 x 12 reverse curls
3x??? weighted dips
3x??? weighted chinups

the americans get uppity
weren't you listening?

fag

>stars and stripes flag
>50 kike stars
*enters the thread*
>BLAH BLAH BLAH NIGGER COCK BLAH BLAH ASS FAG APPLE PIE MEATLOF BLAH BLAH ARBIES MART

love it

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arby's is peng tbf

you wouldnt say that to me in USA where i have my second amendment rights

eat lucky charms you leprechaun idiot

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Boy! Im bouto go Pig Wild!

>tfw work for one of these companies, formerly on the team that come up with one the forecasts in this chart.

What a time to be alive lads

clowned yourself there

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just waiting for a mate

>268Boy! Im bouto go Pig Wild!
wHACKY!

Shove it up your arse you insufferable fiend

we all done for? give it to me straight...

>brown women
ew

peng!

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black cock wasnt a thing in peoples minds 5 years ago

now 13 year old girls knows what the initials BBC refer to, no ones innocence is safe

makes me quite sad

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Uh????? UH????

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Yeah. They were really loud for no reason whatsoever to be honest.

cheers dude

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Dumb bell curls:
Hold for 30 seconds
1x5
2x20
1x5
Hold for 30 seconds

Seated dips:
to failure

Close grip bench:
3x10

Tricep extensions:
1x5
2x20
1x5

Latteral raises:
3x10

Forearm curls
to failure

Seated dips
to failure

Which one are you? I’m a type A for sure

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r/oddlysatisfying

should a baby be that colour?