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easter soon, buds

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fembois

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Not a single lie hath been told in the post you quoted.

why wouldn't it be legal?

>Ive been wanting to go camping for a while now but my chickenshit friends are always busy or dont want to. Since I rarely ever have time off from toil, I might as well try to do it on my days off
based, camping during the week is fun because innawoods are even less busy, though if you live in an area with logging watch out for those logging trucks on weekdays

Banned in some provinces

easter
the day Death wins over the South

Someone from my university added me to their politics chat and it's full of big brained philosophers

what really? where is it banned?

@121185256
fuck off pedo poop fetishist pathetic obese bald larper

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>big brained university politics chat

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is there a porn of christ-chan?

I wanna go camping and make memories with people

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terrible post

Yeah, but I can't imagine owning it unironically. I want to get one as a joke though.

need to stay awake throughout hungover night
until at last i pass out from exhaustion for a few seconds
that makes me feel better almost right away
then i can sleep for a few minutes
then half an hour
then few hours at a time

we can both set up tents in our backyards, and shitpost at the same time.
we can get a /cum/ socially distanced campout

Not much, and most of it is mediocre, but there is some porn.
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What is celebrated at Easter?

why don't you then? camping is fun

I actually wanna buy stonks but I want to use my checking account instead of digging into my savings

A bunny

dunno

masturbation, right now

yes or no?

Maybe that could work.

yaaaaassssssss

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Thinking about moving to the Southwest, lads.

don't spill your seed.

fk has cp on his pc

why does VLC load so slowly for the first video

a chocolatey treat?

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cute pussy?
yes, yes I do.

Yes.

I've never understood that

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pew pew

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No friends anymore

mexican clay

t. Jose vasquez armandia gonzales di jesus Garcia

that's some pew pew alright

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fk has no life outside of /cum/
every hour he is awake he is posting or lurking on /cum/

we know it's you

i need to pin down a femboi and fuck them raw

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swordlet

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I want to learn Spanish anyway

I hope you weren't thinking about using the poopchute for sex. that's an exit door only bud.

horrible quality

anyone gaming oblivion right now?

then why is it so pleasurable

because the program code has to load into RAM and all the execution to set up the program has to happen. after that it's just a matter of loading more video files from the disk.

>tfw no femboi bf

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taking a big poo is pleasurable, you're tricking your body into thinking it's pooing infinitely, which confuses your brain and causes a hands free orgasm~

They have these things called girls, they are like a femboy, except they have a hole designed for your peepee and they can get pregnant and give you babies.

i like sleeping

where da benis tho, cuh

sounds like a goo....

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chhhoooooonnn

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Those are women, not girls.

coooming soon to a latina near me

???

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i wish i had a gf that used meth but only in a recreational manner

>tfw no heroin gf

SITTING IN THE WHITE HOUSE LIKE I'M OBAMA

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had multiple tabs open but was watching this when I shot my load

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great feet on the right girl

just a quick 10min jerky
now it's time to sleep!

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IN THE HOUSE LIKE I'M WHITE OBAMA

Being a human being is a messy experience

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Hi

*whips out acoustic guitar*

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>doing this during holy week

>mom: my hot flashes
I really hate this behaviour. Very undignified.

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post her physique

>behaviour

Kill yourself you worthless fuck

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youtu.be/t-vcSUgW6hY
that's why i'm cryyy

No, I'm going to bed now, I don't care if dinner is cooking.

Have a good night

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