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Complete bastard mode: ON

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just got attacked by some ice head lads
me and an indian shopkeeper saw him off till he backed down and fucked off elsewhere

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THAT'S A LOTTA NUTS

Don’t even reckon Australia has ice

Current UK corona death figures are incomplete. ONS is going to release the data including all corona deaths outside hospitals.

honestly trying to work out whether the new will stick long enough to make a post worthwhile is annoying and might actually be the thing to force me from this site finally

Yas Forums needs a new format for generals

Virgin

>feeling good all day long
>do a poo
>eat din dins
>did another poo
>suddenly stomach in agony
>did yet another poo
>stomach continues to give me grief, urge to poo again
Wonder what life's like when you don't constantly have to poo and your stomach's not in near constant agony

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Is this the last ever brit

nonce

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got freezers don’t they? think on michael

Boohoo

>nooo muh posterinos have a heckin meaning!!

When France did this it immediately shot up over 1k

You have the ‘rona kid

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Got the IBS rather
Had enough of being messed about

Going Bald But Still Have Lots Of Hair - Do You NEED To Shave Your Head?

just queefed

Neither the yank nor the kenyan are scots

had a crew of lads with IBS in school we called ourselves the “irritable banter squad”

tired all the time

>cringe mutt larper
>based rad cen
>cringe progressive larper

Who are you quoting?

may as well shave it now all the lockdown lads are doing it

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>Going Bald But Still Have Lots Of Hair
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>implication arrows are quotes


go away reddit

Three years since this iconic image

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tragic

Who are you quoting this time?

kek
me in the blue about 5 minutes ago when some icehead started getting racist at the shop owner

still me in the orange vest

>Going Bald But Still Have Lots Of Hair
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and yet it was completely forgotten about until you decided to constantly spam it today

feeling sorry for brits again

dr fauci d r o p p I n g the mike on that silly question on R0 at this stage of the pandemic

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white men are OVER

>he pisses in the shower
peak degeneracy

me in the back with the camera
the pic I took was even more kino

>nooo not a complaint on my /brit/erino!!!

so does /brit/ live in a terraced, semi or fully detached house?

so lonely
so alone

mic*
cannot spell

in your mums pussy

Semidetached shithole for me

use discord. Yas Forums has had it's day

reddit might be a better choice for you

can't relate to all the 'what are you doing during the quarantine' conversations going on everywhere I turn to as I'm still toiling ('essential' but not frontline/retail so not hero worship-worthy) mon-fri just like before and live alone so no 'how are ye all getting along' anecdotes and I don't have netflix so can't discuss that and I go for long walks every evening without giving a fuck cause plenty quite backroads within 2km I can wander around undetected or even passing anyone at all for hours if I want to

Terraced house at the end of the road, no idea if this counts as semi

detached, near an ocean

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>HOW WILL I GET MY DOPAMINE RUSH IS MY (YOU)S ARE CUT SHORT BY JANNY DELETING THE THREAD NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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full detached bungalow on a hill between two terraces

fully detached

not mutually exclusive sweatyx

I'm in a kind of semi

Look on the bright side, lad. At least you have us. Twenty years ago you'd have been much worse of.

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must suck being british surrounded by pakis and other shitskins enforcing sharia law

why post here if you would rather post on reddit then

i shit in the shower and toe it through. chew my toenails clean after otherwise i feel horrible though