/brit/

Go shit in your bucket

Yes Daddy

been here since 2004

what's wrong with that

thread is only 40 mins old you plonker

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any ff7r man in

been here since 1996

>am one of the admins of the /brit/ discord
exceedingly grim, probably the worst thing I’ve read all night

youtube.com/watch?v=1_TDTSH3qnc

The logical conclusion of punk music.

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>/brit/ discord
oh my days hello literal tranny

I'm the head admin of the /brit/ reddit

is there really a /brit/ discord? oh my days

sorry lad
havent showered in like 4 days
live alone and havent been outside in like 2 weeks

newfag, I used to post in /anglo/

>punk

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Choose

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>can't even kill a 101 year old

corona, you bloody nothingburger

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Today in history:
1916 – World War I: The Battle of Verdun: German forces launch their third offensive of the battle.

Eye-witness accounts:
>A soldier tells:One soldier was going insane with thirst and drank from a pond covered with a greenish layer near Le Mort-Homme. A corpse was afloat in it; his black countenance face down in the water and his abdomen swollen as if he had been filling himself up with water for days now.
>A French solider writes to his parents: We all carried the smell of dead bodies with us. The earth surrounding us was packed with dead bodies.The soldiers put their feet in front of them and pulled up out of the swampy and smelly soil. A disgusting impenetrable stench surrounded every move. Some did not manage to pull their boots from the mud and had to continue in their socks, puttee or even barefooted.
>Louis Barthas also describes such an attack:At my feet two unlucky creatures rolled the floor in misery. Their clothes and hands, their entire bodies were on fire. They were living torches. They were so unrecognisably mutilated that we could not decide on their identities. Their skin was black entirely. One hummed a tune from his childhood, talked to his wife and his mother and spoke of his village. Tears were in our eyes
>An eye-witness: There is nothing as tiring as the continuous, enormous bombardment. The earth moves and shakes like jelly. And the men who are still at the frontline, cannot hear anything but the drumfire, the moaning of wounded friends, the screams of hurt horses, hour after hour, day after day, night after night.
>A German eye-witness: The latrines, wooden beams hanging over open holes, are occupied day and night – the holes are filled with slime and blood...
>A French soldier: everyone who searches for cover in a shell hole, stumbles across slippery, decomposing bodies and has to proceed with smelly hands and smelly clothes
>The last note from the diary of a French soldier: Hell cannot be this dreadful.

Like Mikey I do, a good lad he is

/brit/ started in 2013 newplebs. my life hasn't gotten any better since then.

so bored at toil today decided I to play out the whole of Terminator 2 (a movie I have seen about a million times to where I can almost relay every bit of dialogue word for word even today) in my head

pretty much got it all too even if I mixed up the order of certain scenes. ate up a good 2 hours in the process

Still shaken by how close, in retrospect, our civilisation came to collapse from 2008 to late 2019. If this virus had come at almost any point in that period I think more than one developed country might have fallen to communism or Islamism.

You say that like it’s an insult.

don't understand nazi speak

for me its aerith

wouldn’t touch that with a 20 foot pole

>be average femoid
>take pictures in your underwear
>get thousands of dollars from beta cucks and simps all around the world
life on easy mode

thoroug enjoy mikey' posts. reckon he's alri.

yeah you'd love to suck my cock wouldnt you

find it interesting that in medieval period not only were the aristocracy richer, more culturally developed, literate etc etc etc than the rest of the population, they were also noticeably larger and more powerful physically as a result of the difference in diet between say knight and peasant

were superior beings in every sense of the term

>more emphasis on the "a" than the "oo"

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Globalism is a form of Communism and the globalists are plotting to use the pandemic to take power from democratic nation states

covid deaths ?

My mission is to protect you

anybody want inviting to the /brit/ whatsapp?

Bitches be loving the gang

>post Olympics

suffering from coomvid-19
cant stop wanking

t. No female friends at all

on /brit/ discord right now and people are getting pissed at this thread lol

full of actual homos and 16 year olds that dont even post here

theguardian.com/politics/2020/mar/26/gordon-brown-calls-for-global-government-to-tackle-coronavirus

prefer the /brit/ email group

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3 scrap washing machines £50 or a shag up my arse ONO

alladat alladat

>The last note from the diary of a French soldier: Hell cannot be this dreadful.
Reckon this lad was right, Verdun seems almost unimaginable

>am one of the admins of the /brit/ discord

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he's right you know

Yeah add me in
0864578204

mikey just posted his bare arse on the /brit/cord

>nothingburger
It's like you exist solely to increase my blood pressure. You're doing this every day and I don't know why.

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>on the /brit/ discord right now
the absolute state

Canada :- USA

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for me it's the weekly /brit/ anonymous meetings

>discord
nah

none of you dare post your phone number

youtube.com/watch?v=pFVwSI1smpE

2020 xmas list:
aviciis new album
corvid20
bat soup

>/brit/ started in 2013
Why does everyone keep saying this? I SWEAR I remember posting here during the 2012 Olympics

it's literally a fucking nothingburger
I could kill 8000 people with my bare hands in a single day

Haven't yet got to the point where I'm so pissed that I can't type coherently. We'll get there soon, forgive me when I do.

There is no "/brit/ discord"
Shut the fuck up

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Have to make it clear there is no /brit/ discord since I genuinely loathe the gimmick entirely

Wouldn't it be just mad if somebody posted the link to the discord right now? haha

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just sent a picture of my shaven cock and balls to this number

No healthy male has female friends. You can’t prove that statement wrong either because it’s factually true. It simply is not possible for a healthy male to have female friends.

When life gives you viruses, make viral lemonade

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spotted a fox at the airport

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wow cant believe australia is that big mental

giggled to myself for a good 5 minutes imagining a CIA edit of the T1000 saying 'he's a good looking boy' with 'he's a big looking guy!'

Yas Forums has rotted my brain

he's right you know

it wasn't /brit/ then

never agreed with a mikey post until now

>there is no /brit/ discord
newfags

arse on that blonde is titanic. wouldn't mind it sat on my face

Have never used discord nor do I properly understand what it is.
If it’s zoomer Skype like I imagine it then can’t think of anything more grim than a /brit/ version

well

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maybe it was /epl/+/trans/
miss golden age /sp/ like you wouldnt believe

I mean sure maybe if you're a virgin freak like yourself with no people skills whatsoever I can see why you'd think that

>2012 Olympics
All I remember is being in a holiday home in Normandy watching Muse and Paul McCartney play some music in the opening ceremony. Not sure if I actually watched any of the actual sport.

Ok lad time for bed

> Serving with the 124th was twenty-one-year-old Second Lieutenant Alfred Joubaire, who had marched to Verdun a few days previously behind the regimental band gaily playing Tipperary. For the past fifteen months he had kept a diary which was largely restricted to matter-of-fact, almost flippant observations of life at the front.
I don’t think his diary is anywhere online escape that one enter

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horrible things

me on the left

the 'use

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and that's a good thing

Foxes are cool

Wish I had a pet fox

theres a brit discord
you just werent invited

rabbits? yeah, ran a few over in my car lol

How do we stop the Onlyfans epidemic?

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the incel abode

>he doesn't use the /brit/ teamspeak

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nah they fucking stink

NEED this in my life

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arrest all women

What if they are part of your friendship group? I have a big group of mates and we naturally have a few girls who are part of the group, will come to the pub/go on nights out with us etc

me on left
society on right

call the IRS

No. It’s got nothing to do with social skills. It’s the simple fact that you’re a male and she’s a female. You can’t be friends. Unless you’re a poof, are you a poof

100,000 deaths soon.

and still a nothing burger. I mean what is 100,000 among 7billion. it's close to nothing

Body of a 30 year old, face of a 40 year old.

had a prawn sandwich and a bowl of onion soup for tea, whisky's all gone now though

islam

Stumbling upon a Fox is always a pleasant experience. You lads ever saw a live badger? I remember when I was younger my dad ran one over. Had to get out of the car and drag it off the road, they’re a lot bigger than you would think.

you don't
(not without being an authoritarian mong)

paki

That rabbit is like " pleeaassee fuck me Mr Fox! OHH im so horny and wet Mr Fox! UUHHHHH im frothing at the gash Mr Fox! OOO"

...

goddamn

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destroy capitalism