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CANT COOM WITHOUT CANADA

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Is it normal for a guy to be a virgin at 23? Asking for my pal

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potentially dangerous but it's your call

On acid rn

not really, but does it matter?

Somehow being an anarchist ironically turned me into one unironically when I used to be a far-right neo-Fascist.

i get it. i'm pretty mindful of it

Yes. Just get married in the next 1-2 years to a girl 10 years younger than you, that is my plan.

the problem is that white and black and other american colour coded races are not real races.

races do look the same. american "races" don't. russian slavs look alike but look completely different from germans or south slavs.

and the point is that the test clearly paint whites as an other apparently excepted from discrimination. gringos are fucked in the head sometimes

I lost my virginity at 22 to an 18 year old
Right now you're at the perfect age where college girls think you're older and mature

My friend was just worried that if people found out he would be ostracized
This is a smart plan... My friend just has to find a girl quickly
My friend is older than you, it is probably too late for him...

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anarchy is good aslong as you recognize that having no goverment is a collective suicide

hating politicians is healthy behaviour that should be encouraged

>if people found out he would be ostracized
how will other people find out?

No

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you know, i dont remember argentina being invited to our lunch table

im a cat so im not an incel

I miss my Canadian penpal :-(

just did 25 pushups in a row

hope youre all keeping Yas Forums during this chink virus

in 2020 it is

why didn't you do more

Just don't have sex out of wedlock and find a good virgin girl to marry. You're gonna make it.

I can only do ~5 proper ones.

it's more common, still not normal.

I cant do 30 yet. Ive been building up stamina since about early march

Pushups are retarded desu

big brain question: is she still a virgin if she broke her hymen riding a horse and reseals it through a hymenoplasty?

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post your source

>tfw no sex at 20

pls gib qtpi russki gf, piotr

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Not going to dignify that post with a response.

it came from out of his ass

They're all Scandinavians lol

do you just do 25?
I bet if you threw in another set of even 10-15 afterwards that would help, if that's the case

pushups are the woman's situps

t. lanklet

Sverigetråden.

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I do 3-4 sets of 25 a day

used to be 15, then 20, etc

>russian slavs look alike but look completely different from germans or south slavs.
but they do looks the same

>hey user's friend have you ever had sex?
>hahaha totally
>Describe it

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>girls see me at social gather
>they walk past you as you timidly try to mumble "w-wanna see how many pushups I can do?" and walk straight toward me disregarding you because you're child sized

throw in descriptors like salty coins and bags of milk and you're good to go

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first you give me a qt mexican or ebony gf

Germans are russian rapebabies

>jason
>at a social gathering
>they will walk straight toward me

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syrup works with all of that

I just posted myself earlier today, incel. My hair is getting just long enough that Im looking attractive again.

It's over for you. All the women belong to me.

*berliners

>It's over for you. All the women belong to me.

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im movin to the beach
gonna fuck beach stacies
but i want to marry a nurse

>the drunk boomer in my building is blasting Ozzy
>i can hear crazy train all the way here
someone post that boomer riding around a lawnmower image

youtube.com/watch?v=K0siYUjV9UM

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even if all 23 year olds were virgins, it still wouldn't be normal. virgin freaks

jump off a goddamn bridge

I try to shitpost my sister to death

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*east berliners

>It's over for you. All the women belong to me.

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>even if all 23 year olds were virgins, it still wouldn't be normal. virgin freaks

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Don't fight bros...

the best breakfast i ever had was at some seattle restaurant (not a diner)
they had a buffet alongside the actual course
the course was eggs (sunny side up), sausage, thick bacon, and potatoes
and all of it was slathered in syrup
i never knew syrup tasted so good with everything

3% of the pewdiepies fuck 99% of the bitches

>WOOOWWW, Jason. Tell me more about your expired learners permit and your love of futanaris

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Made some coffee and it tastes the way a fresh pack of tennis balls smell. Is this normal?

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if everybody were one category, then that category becomes the new norm. retard

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>do you want to erp with me? you can use your futa character if you like

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>'za

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