/brit/

sue

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relieved to see at least /brit/ hasnt given into clapping wankers

shit lads i missed the clap

Please tell me that's Azula, and source please

Literally would not know what day it is without the clap for the NHS bollocks

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JAV when?

bet she'd preggo already

does it count as clapping if ilisten to music with clapping in it

heard it's a 2-man job such is the size if his trouser snake

Definitely haven't wanked to this hypothetical scenario, no sir, not me

Love the way years of austerity and sensible fiscal policy meant fuck all in the end because we had to give it all up to save a load of 70 year olds

is the government going to send me to prison for not clapping?

i reckon its a possibility.

clap for a qt nurse gf

hope she would clap my bollocks in for the NHS haha

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Fuck the NHS. Stalinist nonsensical piece of rubbish that's the most costly thing ever in British history while being absolutely shit. Doesn't do fuck and expects to be praised for existing.

United Clapdom of Great Sneed and Feed

Have grown out of fat women

Yes and no
Because I don't know the actual source
I know the artist though

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no but your £500 fine will be in the post

youtube.com/watch?v=3SPcWLivoeY

This is the state of all the """""""""""""""people"""""""""""""""""""" hating the FFVII remake. Utterly utterly grim.

Complete the following sentence:
>/brit/ is a _______ general

>Some have suggested that Stewart was an employee of the Secret Intelligence Service (MI6), during his time as a British Representative to Montenegro - allegedly being recruited to MI6 shortly after he graduated from Oxford University.[5][18] Stewart has said that his career progression and his father's work for MI6 might "give the appearance" that he worked for MI6,[19] but says he did not work for MI6 while a diplomat.[18] Stewart has acknowledged that due to the Official Secrets Act, even if he had worked for MI6, he would not be able to admit if he had.[20]

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>hey why aren’t you clapping
>oh I don’t clap
>you don’t clap? aren’t you supporting the NHS?
>yeah I support the NHS I’m self isolating aren’t I? I just don’t clap

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SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE AZULA BRO!

>no bobs or vagene
don't fucking waste my time i have children to feed

imagine landing in hospital and the nurse fancies you like mad and blushes whenever she asks you questions and that coorrr

would bust her jaw so hard like in that scene at the beginning of deathwish (1974)

clap for your NHS diversity and inclusion officers!

They’re actually installing anti clap detection sensors In a few towns

he wasnt in a coma

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>Years of Austerity and sensible finance.

When were those then? Certainly not the last ten years when government spending increased on practically every metric. Hell my little tiny, insignificant part of the DfE got an extra billion pounds and we were cited as an example of extreme autserity.

No, you're going straight to the tower of London to be publicly executed

Shaggers

Thanks for admitting the thing Britons are most proud of is thanks to the example of the Soviet Union and its influence among the British working class, rorke.

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so this is how the world ends
not with a bang but with a clappy clap

any time i begin to enjoy anything, feel ive achieved something, start to feel somewhat normal, the absolutely devastating fact that is i am a 21 year old virgin returns to the forefront of my mind

corbyn

bitter

Fuck I really want to see all the Azulas in that Pic.

then you die

might have a wank to this if that's alright with you

she's literally one step away from taking dick on camera

Doesn't matter, conveen is standard for ICU patients to measure fluids and reduce movement

ngl id probably molest this nurse irl

don't bother clapping for the nhs
don't bother wearing a poppy in november
pay my respects in my own way as and when i please
simple as

Is this deepfake?

They're not proud of it however. It's a fucking nightmare, they've just never experienced anything better and believe the constant damn propaganda. The NHS effectively IS the British state at this point.

artists and celebrities are unironically more important than medics. with medics we just survive with completely pointless

>59 subs
>114 views
This is you isn't it?

I always thought it's from four elements trainer

SHIT

cause of death
contracted aids after being stung by bees

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_government_austerity_programme
It was called austerity whether you agree with the term or not is not my problem

and she mourns you like mad and attends your funeral and leaves flowers by your grave while repressing fantasies of necrophilia with your corpse

Everything she does is absolute kino lads

How does she do it?

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Moving to a pornocracy

the world ends with you innit

hold me, comrades, it think i've lost her forever

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I want the pics in what that first Azula bro posted!

Why don't you just have sex then you moron?

only a matter of time

alri smartypants what hospital do you work in

God forbid.

SHUT
IT
DOWN

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Sex is overrated, but I was in pretty much he same situation and it's a shit one.

Absolutely nobody could have predicted this

>while repressing fantasies of necrophilia with your corpse
she's fucking Tom and you know it

stfu snail shagger

it was predicted years in advance

Since when did politics become bashing your opposition instead of stating what you are going to do for the people

cum all in her hair
cum is really hard to get out of your hair

i am vulgar

leftypol was begging for boris to die

told my sister that I think the NHS clapping is creepy and how communist it is. Could see her getting visibly angry, I know she was bitching about me to her stacy friends later

wahey glad bojo recovered

very occasionally she do gravure (youtube vid from 2016 webm from 2018

youtube.com/watch?v=-imYn74EIJo

Flexin’ on these hoes mang

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austerity x5000 when this is over . you get nothing

>no irish ITT

thats the way it was meant to be

I'd kill for an ice cold Heineken

poo
in
the
loo

Yes that was the joke

innit? in what?

leftypol on the ropes trying to reconcile #BeKind and their public death wishes for boris

yeah alright mate

*walks off*

Dog started barking when he saw the new 5G tower turn on....odd, he usually is quiet as a mouse

lmaaaooooo

just take a shower lmao how hard can it be

its like the american pledge of allegiance
its seriously grim

CORR

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Ah yes the tolerant and ethically sound left

scotland is an incel

she hot?

oh I've been saying it for years
a particularly contagious pandemic would have the potential to wreak havoc

Whats it got to do with communism you mong its authoritarian

she sounds exactly as I thought she would

Wasn't complaining about the policies, just pointing out the irony. Won't effect me either way unless they're about to scrap UBI and council housing which hopefully won't happen in my lifetime.

Then you had your 22nd birthday

Fucking idiot you jinxed it

>BREAKING: Reports of armed militia groups rounding up non-clappers in Cheadle. More to follow.

haha almost like it was planned or summat haha

you can buy one from the shop and put it in the fridge you dullard

some of us walk among you mate

gotta remember that poster is amer, a dirty greasy tranny that abhores the shower

>emoji pasted over face then also cropping

taking no chances eh

could just nuke china and default on our debts
and then all of our problems would be solved

Who could have ever predicted such things as germs. We can’t even see them

doing yard work
feels like it went from cold to warm overnight fucking hell

get the bevvies in

Yeah, it was called austerity, the same way you can call getting stabbed in the face involuntary radical plastic surgery. It wasn't austerity.

>drinking globalist piss

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yeah. used to fap to her quite a lot as a teen

it's like communist propaganda that people actually believe in. it's creepy

Starting a campaign to make "Great Britain" the standard name of our country once again instead of the godawful "UK", who is with me?

he steals the images then does that so nobody can reverse them
hes been around for years larping as a hardman

It's not the same as a fresh pint from the tap

DONT GO AZULA BRO

I NEEEED IT!

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I would too desu. alas, excessively strong polish lager must suffice

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The pubs will open after this. Failing that, your local brewery will likely still be making that beer.

remember the video of the man with his face ripped off and still writhing around

doing that every morning honestly destroys what's portrayed in it
no one takes it seriously. it's gaudy. a joke

mmmmmmmmm k cider

The uk and us do it every day, not very communist if you ask me

kek this is me

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always wanted to give a whore a facial and instead of wiping it off she just sits there with it dripping down her chin and see how long it took to dry and then go crusty
how long do you think the entire process would take

Suuuuure. I’m not really a “hardman”, I’ve just been lifting weights for years. What’s your problem kid?

Yeah, Communist, like he said.

Oh fucking please, I wish.

the way she plays there are no words
to describe the way i feeeeeellllll

It’s been known as UK forever

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Scotland used to be masculine and hardy but now it's full of ignorant weak fucks who want their own state so that they can have an eternal competition with england out-SJWing each other

alri fitizen

dad get off Yas Forums

Did people clap today? Somebody said it's gonna happen every week now.

they'll open in 3 months time at best and bottled beer doesn't compare to fresh from the tap.

as if i can taste it now anyway

nah
it only became common in the blair era

Become completely incapable of conversing in a non-/brit/ way. On the ol' dating app now, and I've just caught myself using the "For me? It's...." gimmick

I hope Scotland becomes its own state so I can live there

Not a big fan of cider but if I do drink it, I normally go for the Cummings variety.

love these retarded 3 coloured cats

Funnily enough, no one referred to the United Kingdom except on treaties (and even then it was always the United Kingdom of XYZ. It was always Great Britain, or Britain, or England.

Just go down to the brewery itself and buy a box of it, or get a pump off ebay and a keg.

youve replied to me like 5 or 6 times with this image now
im trying to bait it out at this point

racist

they clapped your mum's arsecheeks

I like the for me gimmick it’s cute x

King James named it the uk, so I’d like to respect that decision

Why would you want to live in Scotland? It's like living like Americans think Brits live like but in real life.

t. Scottish.

yeah but you havent have you tubby you just post other peoples pics lol

fake

Just shaved my head

like your mums tits then

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A return to my roots. I think is fit in

>tfw you make a joke that would be torn apart on /brit/ but the normies think you're hilarious

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laying an egg

Who the fuck even cums this much lmao

lmao

woe shes a thirsty little cunt huh

No he didn't. He was King of England and King of Scotland, the two were seperate. The term United Kingdom wasn't bandied around unil the late 17th and early 18th century. And even then in common parlance, it was Britain, with heavy attempts (on both sides might I add) to try and rebrand Scotland as North Britain and England as South Britain (none of which were particularly successful). If you look at literautre and good stampings in the 19th and 20th centuries, most say MADE IN GREAT BRITAIN, MADE IN BRITAIN, MADE IN ENGLAND, with some saying 'MADE IN XYZ, GREAT BRITAIN.

Any photo that I’ve posted here has been me. Why are you spinning this little story? Are you intimidated? Or just in disbelief that not everybody is an out of shape grub like yourself?

I hope you fuck off. The US government trying to be the world police is bad enough but the average yank citizen is no better. Constantly whinging about how Europe should look and how the middle East should be and even funding the IRA in the 70s and 80s so they could blow up more police officers and soldiers and UK citizens. Nosy bastards the lot of you.

Yes playing tennis in a suit very good

Unsure if I should do this or not as toilstein has been making murmurs of bringing a few people back to the office

Trying to eat here.

Read the treatise, my young padiwan learner.

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>It's like living like Americans think Brits live like but in real life.
having a very hard time reading this sentence

So you don't like free speech or immigrants and love socialism then?

wtf my little sister sent me this

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wrong

>not recognising fake corn syrup cum

mate

Thinking about making a giant thing of mead and letting it ferment in my closet as its always warm in there

even the Treaty of Versailles is signed by "Great Britain"

setting tinder to kampala

Got about a 5 on the pissed scale last night and watched Daft Punk's Interstellar 5555.

shan't be expanding this webm thanks very much for contributing though

feel like expert would be better than master but dunno

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fuck you leatherman

>blow up more police officers and soldiers
Ohhhhh nooooo…….

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is there a way to sort the posts in the archive from most Yous to fewest?

Which 'treatise' is this, baring in mind I have a BA in History, First Class with a heavy focus on British Early Modern History. The term was used, sure, but it wasn't used in common parlance, or for manufacturing, or anything except when it came for specific political or royal uses.

Tomb raider is shit lads, finally gave it a go

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