Bet a lot of you are the type of deranged freak to try and rock an ‘aesthetic’ from some faggy band or movie to cope with your ugliness. Like, I bet some of you prance about with an ill-fitting trenchcoat with doc martens and ear plugs looking like a complete idiot calling it an ‘aesthetic’.
My ‘aesthetic’? (LOOOOL) it manifests from the cultural norms around me, because I’m not an easily manipulated fucking insecure moron.
for me? its shagging women who are insecure because they're in their 30s
BOJO OUT OF ICU LADS
keep thinking about cats, the little paws, always get emotional theyll be sat there with the little paws and the fur
What is the appeal?
how does one go about identifying these women?
I don't want it to be fast tho just active
>boris walks up to the podium for the daily government press conference on monday
>"reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated"
Ask them their age
what's the pump for?
zach braff tested me for coronavirus in edinburgh
based
corbyn, sanders and now bojo surviving all in one single week
is this leftypol's anus horribilis?
He caught corona
sucking all the coronavirus out
insecurity I mean
sue
scrubs covid reboot now
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He probably has posted in /brit/ a few times
what up my incels
feel this is probably untrue as he's not a doctor and doesn't live there
sis just sent me this
I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about but it seems pretty retarded
Cousin who I work for keeps going on about 'morons' not following government guidelines, not treating this seriously enough etc
Yet hes started making me come over to his to work with him when I could do my job at home, just because it's 'easier', when it clearly states that you should work from home
On top of that I've started feeling crap these past couple of days and genuinely concerned I could have caught something, and he's still not even bothered and just tried to rationalise it by saying hes had moments where he thought he was getting ill as well
would love love LOVE some smack right now
you got the beach pen webm handy?
how did boris get out of the ICU so quickly?
what drugs did trump send him?
lol this is the type of post you see in the banners at the top
sums Yas Forums up well imo
dunno just met em
oh no all those thots will need to find another spastic to ride the benes train
Remember when Yas Forums saying "This virus is a weapon targeted to eliminate Asians so we white safe?" in this January?
'
is that a fetish or what?
Still believing in "coronavirus" goyim?
used to think zach braff sang the scrubs theme song for some reason
>would love love LOVE some smack right now
i mean they're not wrong in the sense that it targets non-whites
sad but also can only think of her doing a poo in the street
>PM out of intensive care but remains in hospital
LEFTYPOL DESTROYED
He wasn't in ICU, there's no virus.
leftypol refusing to clap for the NHS at 8pm for saving boris
Rorke believes there's a "coronavirus".
based nutter
might wankeroo to some tranners
t-minus twenty minutes until our state-mandated clappening
for attention
"Coronavirus" most ridiculous lie since the 70 Gorillion were killed in gas chambers with wooden door.
what's the leftypol theory?
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still mental that this is real
trannards
Imagine the smell.
Jews want goy to work, sleep, eat and nothing else.
Goys agree and clap about it once a week.
t. schlomo trying to make holocaust denial sound as nutty as denying a literal SARS virus
>buy a house for 50k
Do most supermarkets shut at 8 pm now?
the real virus is called society
they chat a lot of utter shit
>because I’m not an easily manipulated fucking insecure moron.
People who are not insecure don't launch into bizarre pseudopsychoanalytical tirades on an anonymous Berber camel shearing forum out of the blue, m9.
hate to use this phrase, but this is TRULY the best timeline
Cat has decided my computer chair is the comfiest spot in the house
When's the double plus good two minutes clap?
can only think of how ridiculously doped out her mind she was when she set the women's marathon WR
fuck knows what alien frogtech she was on
*kills him*
self centred cunt, who gives a shit
I haven't clapped, I haven't heard clapping and I won't bloody clap.
To take people's minds off things, where are you going to go when they finally let us go back to normal? I'm going to go take a trip to Bridgenorth and have a good long walk about and drink.
My sister is pretty much much like this except instead she just goes to the supermarket everyday (sometimes twice) to get a deli roll or sausage rolls or some other shit
10pm which is what it was the whole time i was growing up. 24 hour shops is a meme
There is no virus. You have accepted global house arrest without resistance. Slave.
The real redpill is that there's no "Boris" either.
millimeter waves lads
police put a tracker on my ankle and will ground me if i don't go outside and clap
4 day weekend starts now lads
*ahem*
“wahey!”
i genuinely love him
undoubtedly the best PM the country has had since thatcher
PMs need to have some personality, yes theyll always be marmite characters as a result, but theyll never become great if theyre just a grey emotionally void spokesperson
He's real and he 100% has had his dick docked by a rabbi.
shut the fuck up you mug
You thick piece of shit understand that it goes against their interests since we aren't working for them
So leftypol has a had full blown mental breakdown and now thinks the jews are using 5G waves to create a hoax pandemic
and xe wonders why xe loses every election
The Chad Kevin Shield.
>Had a harem for a band
>Outsmarts record company
>Pioneers his own genre
>Doesn't care about writing gay lyrics for girls
>James May tier aesthetic, supports charity shops
the virgin gallaghers.
>needs funding from mi5 to be relevant
>gets involved in politics
>nonsennsical emotional lyrics
>pathetic nasally voices
>desperately trying to remain relevant, still producing generic pop songs
>spends money like boomers, larps as commoners
bucks used to post him years ago
thought his videos were sincerely boring at first but now oft put them on as background noise
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I see what you’re trying to do but nobodies buyin it kid
>what up my incels
everything is fine my furry frien
Chronicles of Rorke, Part IV: Adventures in Phenotypes
>niggers aren’t taking the lockdown seriously
It’s called natural selection.
Fuck up kike.
they lost their last mainstream politician after comrade sanders took the money and ran
Mila Azul, now that's a person I've never heard in years
take your meds freak
ready meal curry in the microwave lads
hope i don't get any of those MILLIMETER WAVES in my food
>Swords!
In case you're interested, the physics behind a sword swing aren't that hard:
at any point along the edge, there's a certain amount energy in the blade, and there's a certain amount of leverage the target has on the blade.
The energy and leverage balance somewhere along the edge and that's the sweet spot / centre of percussion...
If you want to know more, here is the thought behind what I'm saying:
a certain amount of energy in the blade at a certain point:
as you know a circle with a longer radius has a longer circumference.
Any point along the edge makes a circular rotation.
A point further out will have to travel more distance to get the same amount of rotation;
a point further out will travel faster more easily.
Weight and speed combine into kinetic energy.
(E=(1/2)*m*(v^2) as many people know, or E=(1/2)*J*(ω^2) which is closer to this example)
a certain amount of leverage you have at a certain point:
your leverage is basically the length between the centres of your hands, but the leverage the target has is the length between your front hand and the impact point.
(you're at a big disadvantage, so that's why kinetic energy is so important)
When you hit something the blade wants to push the target due to its kinetic energy.
On the other hand, the target pushes back at the blade with its leverage.
If you start near the hilt, you have little energy and the target has little leverage, so not much is happening.
If you go out a bit more, you have more and more energy (especially near the centre of mass).
If you go further out, the energy in the blade increases less than the leverage the target has, and you'll hit a balance.
If you go beyond that balance, your advantage starts decreasing.
At the tip, you have a lot of energy, though the target has a lot more leverage as well.
People are, kike shills and their service animals aren't Schlomo.
Loads of ropey haircuts on the float since the barbers closed
There is no Corona virus. It's all just a trial run for the police state
everyone who was like 'it's over dude' when boris went into icu is btfo forever
the scran
this is probably the only scenario where staying at home goes against the government's interests
I can still go to the store and walk around my house
it's a genuine virus threat not a psyop
I don't like confrontation so I'm avoiding talking to him about it but it's a fucking joke
Even have to park somewhere else so they don't get reported for having visitors
He was also on about committing fraud and furloughing me but have me carry on working and pay the extra 20% because the business is supposedly not doing well
rorke the type of nigga to listen to pitbull
Shan’t
Absolute STATE of dickheads who think there's a "coronavirus", fucking creasing at the absolute hack of those cunts.
>yes 5G literally uses millimeter waves which can easily be weaponised
Goy don't need to look good, they need only obey and believe in the almighty "coronavirus".
ARRRGGGHHH THE MILLIMETRE WAVES HAVE GOT ME!!!!!
absolutely fuming with china rn
rorke really turning up the volume anytime billy joel on
breaking quarantine to buy a bottle of lemmo for me vod loll
Guess my ethnicity
It's not a trail run. The sheep have closed their own pens and are baah-ing happily.
do you have a girlfriend or was that a meme post the other day
if you do then i unironically cannot relate to you anymore
i genuinely hate sexhavers
You deserve to be genocided
This is MI6, you have been added to our "dangerously based" filing system. You will now be subject to occasional monitoring.
HMRC would not be happy with this
shaved my head before but I always do cuz im a sick one