/cum/ - Canada, USA, Mexico

Our government doesn't care at this point. They've made up their mind

Aldi is the best

inb4 the jman becomes autistic again

>tons of people have caught the virus and had no symptoms
yes
>are not very contagious
uh...

Is anyone actually dumb enough to fall for this?

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I got an interview for that job in south dakota, now, still don't know much about south dakota.

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Texting old work colleagues

t. Alexis Jesús Pepe Manuel Obrador Jacinto Garcia López

All 4 of my names are anglo

really regret starting to drink early.

t. Henry Cletus Michael Abe Johnson

Yes. Radlibs care more about the feelings of the Chinese than they do about the pandemic.

I bet you don't even have a universal nickname known around the world before people even meet you

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>genetic analysis shows

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I'm starting to get bored of being awake. Be less boring so I can enjoy being alive.

Cold windy and snowy

Literally me.

10 years later you're trapped because you brain is so deteriorated that you can't do anything because you're so boring

henlo? what does it mean?

Fell asleep after eating lunch in the toil truck.

pipo tend to call me by my surname instead of my given name

it means hello in reddit retardese

are you still in school

Thank you!

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I just need Yas Forums to keep me entertained until I find a gf. Then she will entertain me for my whole life.

>just ran out of nicotine

I guess it's time to quit for real. FUCK

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No. My given name is very common and my surname is very rare

Aa, now i know that.

>Out of weed
>Burning through my liquor stash like it's water
Gonna be really hungover then really sober in a bit

But virus originated in China and then got transported to Europe

I was going to say I haven't heard somebody do that in highschool then I realized I call one of my best friends by his surname pretty much exclusively (because his surname is fucking dope)

I'm literally working in boomerville rn. Buncha boomers with houses on the lake riding around on lawn tractors doing yardwork all day

I threw away my 3 year old juul 3 weeks ago.
Sucks but it's doable. All the flavors sucked anyway.

>literally working in boomerville rn
I hate the world we live in

Just won a debate on Yas Forums. I dropped a truth bomb on the nerd and ran away and stopped replying.

ugh like same

currently freezing rain and wind here, expecting a potential blizzard within the week

>expecting a potential blizzard within the week
lucky, it's just pissing rain here.

I DO NOT ADVOCATE FOR VIOLENCE AT ALL:
But I have to say, I find it insane that people are publishing actual propaganda from the Chinese government and attaching their REAL NAMES to these kinds of posts and comments. Like goddamn, if the pandemic was actually really bad and killed 1million+ Americans and resulted in social unrest, these people would be the very first to get shot to in the head by their security/neighbors/people who hate them. Why do they act like they're forced to shit on the country and if they must, why do they lack the self-awareness that this shit makes people want to bury them? Death wish? Psychopathy? All three? Insane.

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I have a bud who everyone calls by his full name all the time because his first name and last name have a very nice assonance and metric flow (trochaic dimeter)

Lucky, it's hot as niggers here

my friends surname is slang for weed

Based boomers triggering the zoomers from thousands of miles away

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Big hmmm...

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you won't be able to get a gf if you let yourself get "distracted" and don't pursue intellectual studies

Thinking about getting this with my trumpbux

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>Lee Fang
Opinion discarded

his intellectual study of anime and rainbow six?

I mean, he's not wrong. And these people put themselves out there and hire security guards who are ex-military/police. Again, I'm not advocating for anything but who do these people think will turn on them FIRST once SHTF. It's not crazy incels, its the people they hire who're gonna shoot them dead asap once their paychecks are threatened.

>had to move
>found a tiny house to rent
>theres a big empty lot down the street with lots of stray cats that i feed at night
>they followed me home
hehehe

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based

>someone says something I disagree with
>they also said the N word in their post
>we're outside of Yas Forums
Not on my watch, bucko.

just go buy some more

>he has a house
Alrighty then mr moneybags