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sue

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And you're not very bright
You think that everything you've done's fantastic
Your music's shite it keeps me up all night, up all night

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I remember my fat, ugly, balding shortass ICT teacher pulling me aside in first year for chatting and having a laugh with my mates in class. He said “Do you really want people to look at you in the pub in 20 years time looking haggard, wearing dusty clothing and have them say ‘oh look there’s user, he was a laugh, look at the state of him now’?”. I have long since surpassed any surmisable achievement that waste of spunk has made...

bald

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Would rather live and work among the rich or the middle classes even if they don't see me as an equal. Much more preferable than spending 5 minutes among the uninspired, uninteresting, unaspirational runt class.

LARP
Post your earnings

you reckon Sue ever does under the table sex work facilitated by the yakuza?

serious question, not meant to offend. Have just heard this is a thing among idols.

Which one are you lads?

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Facebook using paki scum

Favorite fucking band

>hes fucking back
Fucks sake

Spaffed in her fanny on a train to Upton Snodsbury

How fucked is the economy
Will house prices go down

NO TEDDY! DON'T READ THAT!! NOOOOO

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ye man of the people, liam gallagher
living in his hampstead townhouse

The fact remains that he installed hidden cameras in the bathroom and distributed the pictures online. There's no bias in those cold hard facts.

So Oasis is a divisive topic, what about The Stone Roses?

ian brown can't sing

ate too much sandwich meat

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It’s super ironic when Smithy and Deano will show you videos on Facebook from their phone of Asian people being cruel to animals and will be racist towards them but won’t think twice about that kebab they bought or the cheap battery farmed eggs they eat.

Nah

The world should be vegetarian

Simple as

End of

Job done.

Simple as.

good but alot of their songs sound the same

he unironically is a man of the people though

poof

this but unironically

Got told I'm like a modern day Mark Antony but the specifics of the comparison were left deliberately vague

they don't have a single banger as far as I'm concerned
don't know why they're so popular

based

same old dogshit

Oasis is only a divisive topic because the pro oasis poster is a troll who makes these /brit / threads to force it out of the catalog because so many people search for brit/ to avoid all posts with brit in them
He will try to make arguments about any topic because hes just a wog who hates brit and hates britain and just wants the thread to go to shit

Liking music before your generation is cringe and autistic.

Where did all the based british incels go? I miss them

gov.uk/government/statistics/percentile-points-from-1-to-99-for-total-income-before-and-after-tax

£175,000 would put you in the top 1%, so the vast vast VAST majority of people will never earn anywhere near £240k
median is £24,400 i.e. a tenth of that

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love being under house arrest

Definitely Maybe - genuinely great record
What's the Story... - vastly overrated
Be Here Now - vastly underrated
The Masterplan - many songs here are better that their A-sides
Standing On... crap except for the first two tracks
Heathen Chemistry - embarrassingly bad
Don't Believe the Truth - incredibly shit
Dig Out Your Soul - surprisingly good

Right, time to play some Oblivion methinks.

westerners have a disconnect from where their meat comes from. same people cry about hunting yet are happy to eat meat from some industrial slaughterhouse

there's a difference between putting a dart in a cow's head which kills it instantly and frying a dog alive, but of course you're too retarded to see the difference so I don't know why I'm bothering to reply

noo not the heckin abottoirino

no he's not, he's a cringey little plonker that thinks grime is cool.

lucky bastard

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Because you're a fucking clown.

>median is £24,400

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racist

Liking ANY music is retarded. For me, it's the sound of the wind blowing through the trees. Anything more is a bastardisation of sound, and that includes the birds the little fuckers.

Don't bother. These London wankers live in a bubble and have lost all sense of reality

>methinks

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love poo

Some animals are suitable for domestication, others are not. The animals that us white people consume are not slaughtered in a haphazard and brutal manner - they are killed quickly, painlessly and hygienically for the most part. They are also suitable for consumption. Animals that the chinks eat are not, and they will go out of their way to make the animal suffer. They blowtorch dogs heads while they’re still alive because the stress and fear chemicals sweeten the meat. They’ll stamp and kick a dog to death on the side of the street, then take it home to eat.

No comparison to be made here.

honk honk

racist

Oasis? Manufactured shite for plebs.
“Britpop was massively pushed by the government. Someday it would be interesting to read all the MI5 files on Britpop. The wool was pulled right over everyone’s eyes there.” - Kevin Shields, mastermind behind My Bloody Valentine.

me? saving 150k and then retiring to the 3rd world that's my plan.

I protected kids like that from bullies.
For a price....

Always amazed birds don't make themselves go deaf. They fucking loud when you're close by them

You have autism

doesn't mean one is better, just different

youtu.be/EOoidN2s5qY
GOOD edition

brother was going on about his stupid cash isa saying "haha I'm going to have a free 200 quid at christmas"
now his bank has dropped his interest to 0.40 and he's only getting 80 quid for 20 grand in an isa
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Whats wrong with 24k. What the fuck would you spend 24k on

agree with this x

what's your fav track on the masterplan?

bushmeat is the cause of HIV, coronavirus and many other disases that have jumped species. third world cunts are a threat to humanity and need to be wiped out

'00s Oasis were a notable step down from their 90s glory days but they still wrote some proper belters when they put their minds to it

Sad, but accurate, post
God damned chinks are evil
No respect for life or suffering of humans and an active wish to torture animals for fun

>Use your brain, you thick street-shitting shitskin or fuck off back to whatever diabolical third world curry-munching goat-fucking mud hut in Pakistan you crawled here from.
Dave's LOST IT

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>MUH FUZZY WALL OF SOUND HIDES THE FACT THAT I CAN'T ACTUALLY WRITE SONGS
BASED Kevin.

Big fat bastard lads

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24k is piss all

>Moshi Moshi
>ee bought?

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ask me do i care

sounds like sour grapes from are kev

is £36k a year a good wage for a 29 year old in the north

>I protected kids like that from bullies.
>For a price....

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One is objectively better and more justifiable, it is the western method. Asiatic savagery starts pandemics like this. Their lack of regulations, their culture of obscurantism and their flippant disregard for civilised practices.

flexed on a nigger just now

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English people (and by extension Americans, Aussies etc) are some of the worst at relationships and dating because of various neuroses and cultural habits (e.g. the prevalence of casual sex) that make them overthink the whole process and inevitably fuck it up. They then project their frustrations and insecurities on others as evidenced by the conspicuous number of cuck jokes etc. in their humour.

The Spaniard, the Pole, the Ukrainian, etc. by contrast understands intuitively that the best they can do is go with the flow and not overthink things. That's not to say all their relationships are perfect or that they never feel insecure but they are for the most better grounded and more appreciated by women, consequently.

Give me a banger to listen to right fucking now.

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based and redpilled

How are you supposed to have a comfortable life after tax/bills?

it's objectively excellent

>Whats wrong with 24k. What the fuck would you spend 24k on

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Can't wait until negative interest rates to try and revive the economy.

thats alex jones-level seething 2bh

equivalent to being a millionaire in london

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ok let's kill you by electric chair instead of peacefully dying in your sleep then. one way isn't better than the other, just different :)

white piypo be like slaughtering an animal myself too spicy lmao

not
one
jot

Good music from the 90s brit scene.
MBV
Lush
Slowdive
Curve
Chapterhouse
Ride
St Etienne
Cocteau Twins
Cranes

O*sis and Bl*r are embarrassing.

haha delete this one mate cheers

>implying our western cavalcade of dietary animals are disease free

What's your fav album? I like morning glory or definitely maybe

earn 60 grand me.
but live an atrocious life.

hello londoner

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>no Swervedriver

White people slaughter animals but we do it efficiently and hygienically. Have fun with your diseases and parasitical worms, Zhang.

Reckon the anglo sphere genuinely does have a slightly off kilter attitude to relationships.

Because I don’t like some politically obsessed retard purposefully trolling the thread because he hates Britain so much that he spends his entire day every day posting about how grim britain is outside london how all anglo countries actually hate each other and how awesome the continent is?

The poster who hates australia?
This guy
The poster who hates british houses/the north?
This guy
The poster who talks about how awesome the parties are in the continent and how grim britain is for night life?
This guy
The poster who posts about the welsh mine collapses?
This guy

The coming dust storm presents an almost irresistible opportunity, a chance at something not frequently possible and I've decided to take the initiative to ensure its success

When the sun breaches the horizon, as the toilslaves awake in awe and mystery before beginning their toilcommute, I will be waiting. The M4 motorway connecting Parramatta to Sydney's CBD will be chockablock with vehicles trapped in a thick red haze, visibility cut to near-nothing. Whilst they motor along, distracted by the phenomena that surrounds them and perhap largely unawares to what lay ahead, they will come across me: sat there from the crack of dawn, my bollocks presented confidently in the centre lane. They won't have time to react, my vague silhouette will be all they see until the last seconds; more to the point, braking will only heighten the pleasure as their 3-tonne mechanical machine screeches to a stop square atop of my bursted papules, remnants of a former manhood torn asunder. Euphoria greets the man prepared.

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>CHINA BAD
>BURGERS GOOD

on 80k and regularly down the old food bank
londons not worth is lads

aLRI lad.
i'm not one of the londoners who says london is an amzing place.

Was on 24k for 3 years, when I started applying for new jobs the recruitment agent was genuinely confused why I was only that much considering my experience

If youre a fucking normalfag in london who goes out and has a nice car and a gf etc. yeah then it probably is

we treat our animals with antibiotics ( for better or worse) and have regulations. other than BSE, which was a result of horrific agricultural practices, what disease has emerged from western agriculture that has caused as much damage as HIV or coronavirus?

this but unironically

>stupid swarthy cunt consumed by sex drive good
>smart white man who wants to find the best match bad

go outside mate.

mad cow disease

britpop, Cool Britannia and the YBA was all a blairite psyop

>not just typing brit into the catalogue

contemplating a 'minos 'za

the golden standard of posts

yeah so does everyone else mate

Seethe on scouser

Too much effort. You may want to get tested for aspergers.

learn to read you fuck

foot and mouth?
salmonella outbreaks?
bse is mad cow

Kebab house declined my order last night at about half midnight because I reckon they knew I was pissed by the note I'd written.

Literally how? Why not just move further away from the centre

CHINA BAD
BURGERS COMPARATIVELY DECENT

ah yes mad cow disease has done as much damage as hiv

>not having a bookmark using boards.4channel.org/int/catalog#s=/brit/

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for me its Doop by the band Doop from their album Doop

niva trust a sheila

Blair was the greatest Prime Minister of modern times.

pure mad laughing cow

heck off
thanks, didn't know that

>“Britpop was massively pushed by the government.
Which government? Certainly wasn't by the Major's Tories as Britpop hated the Tories and it ended by 1997 when Labout came to power.