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noo dude it's like they're actors and stuff man yeah they're all faking it bro

SEETHING
PAKI
BASTARD

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What else are you gonna do on a Saturday? Sit in your fuckin' armchair wankin' off to Pop Idols? Then try and avoid your wife's gaze as you struggle to come to terms with your sexless marriage? Then go and spunk your wages on kebabs, fruit machines and brasses? Fuck that for a laugh! I know what I'd rather do. Tottenham away, love it!

looks like shit here's a proper bridge

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all toasters deserve to be destroyed

I’m an extremely paranoid person, I just checked my Facebook block list and it has 400 people on it.

urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Funny mud pee

Oh I see, disease isn't the only thing chinks are trying to make go viral

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Corr

hope i get a cute little sister in the next life

I'm a big proponent of a more centralised Great Britain in terms of politics and identity. I am very much supportive of Gaelic, Welsh, Cornish etc, however in terms of government, healthcare, transportation, just for starters, GB should be a highly centralised socialist republic.

lol wrong screenshot in this post

remember when England lost to literal part time dentists

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAW

need the rozzers out of business

tfw average size willy. 6.5 inch.

feels a bit meh. id rather have a big or a really small one. no point in just beng average

what's your most runtish behaviour?

for me, it's drinking red bull

have been on this bridge many many times

>Funny Mud Pee is a curse Chinglish phrase created by Chinese social media users who post on Twitter extensively amid the global outbreak of COVID-19 in response to those tweets calling COVID-19 as Chinese virus and/or Wuhan Virus.

lmao
what a joke of a nation
nuke 'em all and let satan sort 'em out

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do you like willies in your bum lads?

hmm yes lets talk about willies and fannies again

Mine? 6” and becoming increasingly flaccid and skinny when aroused because of PIED (porn induced erectile dysfunction)

hope it collapses next time

Anyone else's lives actually improved since the lockdown?

No toil, no getting up early, no having to socialize with people I don't want to, uni toil done in comfort from home, can get pissed when you want, voyages to and from the shop now feel like odysseys within themselves, endless vidya, I mean, I'm pretty sure this is what heaven is like.

danone

no slags only infrastructure

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have chilli sauce (encona) on pretty much all my food

Consuming sugar

are there any chinese comedians

Sure, it’s manchild retard heaven. It’s not that good for adults and people without mental retardation.

Drinking alone in the bedroom every night and then feeling sorry for myself

i'm enjoying it just wish maccies was open

duopoly of humankind

You realise it's not from facebook, you dumb shitskin?

yes
but only if im high

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based. thats what happened to me so i'm trying to reverse it

based

A blind rabbit and a blind skunk are running through a field. They bump in to each other. “Let’s play a game”, the rabbit says, “Let’s guess what animals each other are.” “Okay”, says the skunk, “I’ll go first.” The skunk reaches out and feels the rabbit. “Soft ears, bushy tail. This is easy, you’re a rabbit”, says the skunk. “Correct!” Says the rabbit, “My go!” The rabbit reaches out and feels the skunk. “Greasy hair, fucking stink, easy!” says the rabbit, “You’re a paki!”

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Yep, loving it. I get up, have a nice big breakfast, go for a long walk, read, lift in my home gym. Have naps, relax, drink beer.

mine has improved and worsened simultaneously

still toiling, much more short deadline frustrating toil than usual. but days seem to go by really quickly.

no gym. can't be arsed with calisthenics or even going on walks.

less compulsion to read than usual. but when i do read i read for hours

Consuming porn
Smoking/Vaping

Guess I’m not doing so bad. Thank god I don’t smoke weed.

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Encona chilli sauce is fucking wank, you want to try some of this mate.

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Bonbi

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Phwoar

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Oh look, the middle class Tarqoids are posting about how their easy comfy jobs have been cancelled.

is it fun having a little willy?

just feels like neet life from 5 years ago but at least I have an excuse not to do anything now.

drugs

explain the facebook filename then

No thanks.

Garum anyone?

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This. I slotted straight back into my last NEET period which was in 2012, as if the last 7+ years never happened.

where do you get it?
I only get encona because it's sold in most places.

Lower minds relish manual, physical work

would know. hot a strong 5 incher me

Your loss.

Genuinely scared about them potentially chipping us after all this lads.

That goes against my core principles. I can’t accept that. I can only hope there’s an outcry if people try to introduce it.

literally all me fuck off gangstalkers

Sweets and masturbation

What do real normal adults do for fun

Life literally hasn't changed during lockdown other than my father being around the house the whole time working from home. Feel less guilty about the whole NEET thing because everyone else is stuck at home too.
If anything probably feel better than before but could just be the nice weather.

...

No lockdown Sweden has almost double the death rate of strict lockdown Denmark

shes 15

You were asked a question already that would explain it and you didn't respond.
Use your brain, you thick street-shitting shitskin or fuck off back to whatever diabolical third world curry-munching goat-fucking mud hut in Pakistan you crawled here from.

Which one are you lads?

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don't need reminding of your mums cunt, ta x

nah it wont its an absolute unit of a bridge second longest in the UK

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my neet period was marred by the fact that my job centre made me come in every day to sign in, even though i was demonstrably applying for jobs.
was good insofar as it made me go to the gymnasium which was just down the road.

i also had a peng gf for some reason as a neet so it probably wasnt the usual experience.

It's in Tesco I believe, it's hot though and I mean scorching. Mahi do loads of good shit, have their Naga sauce in my curries on the reg.

Watching based rick stein

Did you know that all willies used to be clits when you were in the womb.

sounds like damage control to me

have meaningful relationships and life goals and strive towards them

no she's not no matter how hard you wish noncecase

what the fuck, every day? why?

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>i was a normie but i'm calling it neet
pathetic desu

epic blog

subscribed

will check it out, thank for the rec m8. love my condiments.

Fool. Real normal adults don't have fun. Fun is for children.

You'll lose your teeth, you black bastard.

Poor lad

no fomo

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the duality of man

PENG

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Absolutely disgusted with some total jobsworths in the work group chat moaning about being bored and going mad. I don't understand how people can be bored at home when the internet exists

rip Andy Forbes

yes, can we have less effort posts and more n words please lads

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What an ugly bridge.
Why don't we make things that look attractive anymore?

legit one of the coolest pictures of all time

lol stfu no they aint u dumb bitch

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he was shagging his mate's mum?

Look at that subtle colouring, the tasteful thickness of it. My god, it even has Welsh signs.

imagine being these lads and you can do whatever you like and you go "yah I'm going to join the conservative party and become an MP!"

dunno they called it some youth thing but i think they were just trying to trip people up so they could sanction you. they used mix up what time you had to come in and only tell you the day before what time you were meant to come in.

basically it was designed for people to come late so they could kick you off.
as a toildrone i havent even spoken to a woman in a romantic way in the last 4 years mate.
it's true what they say about the chad NEET vs the virgin wagie i guess.

Sounds like you're a typical arrogant stubborn paki who cannot accept he's ever wrong even when he knows he actually is.
This is why literally no one who matters in this country wants you things here.

You're not one to talk you fucking dross wanker.

Unironically cured my depression. Although some anxiety is seeping in at the thought of lockdown prematurely coming to an end

kek

show some fucking respect

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thats grim. when was this? my Job seeking officer is well chill about everything and i live in a total shithole where loads of cunts are on the dole

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>coolest
What sort of wimpy Yankified Rupert cunt uses words like this.

:^)

the 'ner

>4 slices of buttered toast
>2 fried eggs
>oven chips with tomato sauce
>half a pack of leftover biscoffs
>nutella and marshmallow fluff sandwich for afters

out of food now lads, not sure i'll last the night, might have ot make a quick trip to 'sco to get some more supplies

seethe more povvoid

why do they always go mental lol

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DAVE

sue

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What toil do you do? People in my group chat loving working from home because they can post pictures of their heckin pupperino good boys all day instead of toiling

about 5 years ag.
i changed what job centre i sgined on at and then it was normal job centre toil (once a month). but then i got a job about a week afterwards

Cult With No Name

the Hon. Edward Sebastian Grigg, the heir to Baron Altrincham of Tormarton and current chairman of Credit Suisse (UK)
David Cameron
Ralph Perry Robinson, a former child actor, designer, furniture-maker
Ewen Fergusson, son of the British ambassador to France, Sir Ewen Fergusson and now at City law firm Herbert Smith
Matthew Benson, the heir to the Earldom of Wemyss and March
Sebastian James, the son of Lord Northbourne, a major landowner in Kent
Jonathan Ford, the-then president of the club, a banker with Morgan Grenfell
Boris Johnson
Harry Eastwood, the investment fund consultant

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>600 KNOWN cases in my area

HAHA

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want some carbs with that?

got addicted to these Japanese baking channels on YouTube lads. Have been watching them and baking while I'm supposed to be working from home.

Making all sorts, literally way too much to eat. Big three-tiered cakes, muffins, pies, quiches, biscuits, pastries. Mum is having to bring them into work because there's way too much for us to eat.

Just love baking now, simple as

*hits pipe*

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thats weird must have been a manager out for promotion or something

( . Y . )

do YOU know anybody with it though?

did spend an inordinate amount of time on the puzzle the boss sent around today.

How about I make your mother grieve, you sad little runt?

based fat lad