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fuck knows mate, i miss his friendly autistic posts

bahahahhaha

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big fan of this gimmick

want to crush normoid skulls

Le shitpost like everyone else except he posts retarded pepe cartoons and everyone loves him for some reason

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for me it's a legs + pits combo

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a worthy read

Her ass is gross.

stay mad because he is more interesting than you

it deeply saddens me that i share a general with people like you

Is Mikey the virgin still here?

uh oh stinky poop ahahahah poopies funny poopies lalalala hahaha funny poop poop funny wee yay for poopy good poopy poopy funny hahahaha poop poop poop poop funny yay fun fun poop hehehe poop poopy yay poop make me happy happy happy uh oh i think i made a poopie poop in pants no diaper that’s funny ahahahhah oopsie poopie are nowhere now we want poopies we want poopies ahahahahahgahah po-o-op poop

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Shagging is usually
Foreplay 15 mins
Going down on her 10 mins
Blowjob 20mins
Shagging 10 mins

neighbour looks like the type of slag who has "live let love" painted on her living room wall and gives her kids beakers full of ownbrand cola

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yes but not on a fucking asian ideally

>tattoos
I lost all interest in her right there.

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what is your course of action here:
you match with a tinder girl and message her however she doesn't reply until 5 days later

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sex with someone you love and are also experienced with is considerably better than sex with any randomer

Post kot 192

>sperg with foreign flag
omg yes!!

that's my big sister. she's always treating me like shit

imagine slapping those milk bags around

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Hes not interesting though. He literally just goes "making waffles" or some shit with a retarded pepe holding a hammer or something

>Blowjob 20mins
>Going down on her 10 mins
Wanna know i how know you're a virgin?

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lady doth protest too much kind of post

virgin

>septum piercing

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shoot off another one a day after but don't get my hopes up

Bob reduction should be illegal

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put the chebs in my mouth and nobody gets hurt

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he never said that but okay mate
can guarantee youre just angry because they dont find you interesting

I'm going to the park on the weekend and there's nothing you can do about it.

>20min blowjob
in your dreams, virgin

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Alri Emma.

black people problems v white people problems

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Go on then Mr Shagger

Post convo

send her a wall of text about how feminism has ruined modern women

virgin

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its a porn image of aoi shirosaki it is not safe for work

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where in the uk is this phenotype? its the same as richard hammonds

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gib me that frog pls

you were her 4 or 5th choice

if you have any self esteem you will unmatch

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Earn 60k PA after tax
6ft Tall
8 inch penis flaccid 10 Inch Hard
own 2 Audi's
Own my own home

Dont you fucking dare talk back to me like that again you little runt, youre nothing, youre fucking dirt on my shoe you little cunt

literally had a 45 minute blowjob once (was drunk so couldn't cum)
william was extremely painful afterward

Finding it quite upsetting to learn lads itt get a quick effortless blowjob

why is that unrealistic?
t.actual virgin

There's a very small amount of people in the world where a man's 1st choice is the same as the woman's 1st choice
Almost everyone would prefer hotter people, but we settle.

Tragic.
Lovely soft pillowy breasts reduced to misshapen butchered frankentits

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ROLEX HAVER WHERE ARE YOU? WE NEED YOU MORE THAN EVER

This is the most pathetic post I've seen to date.

cringe

Remember when this happened?

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why the fuck is smellovision taking so long fucking hell
will be impotent by the time i can live out my most deranged fantasies

women can easily fuck up 3-4 points out of 10 though so it's very dangerous for men who aren't first choice

because most girls won't suck you for 20min straight just you like won't go down on her for 20min. it's incredibly tiring to keep on licking her flaps. you're not a dog

Which one are you lads?

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knew a good in school who had absolutely enormous milkies but now when i stalk her instagram they quite small. dunno if she grew into them or had the surgery, either way absolutely grim state of affairs

any /Sun Ra/ lads in?

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Someone Barratt homes post this fella pronto

deep south

Used to consistently get 50-70 likes per Instagram post.
These days I'm lucky to get 20. Not sure what's going wrong.

don't know how i spelt good instead of girl oh my goodness

apprentice

Piss off you stupendous virgin

sex is pretty overrated desu

remember when balumpf said he'd reunite the koreas LOL

in fact, remember when balumpf said anything and didn't do it, like everything LOL

is 13 tinder likes a day good

low t

show us yer trip
show us yer trip
mikey mikey
show us yer trip

he never said that

where are these from

never been in a group chat

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You're clearly doing it wrong. Bet you don't even vary your licking, just lapping up and down like a retard

ye it's alri

>ywn fuck bella delphine
why live

Joke master

was always funny but Yas Forums def raised the bar

2018 in general was a forgettable year
everything big that happened quickly became irrelevant by the next year

want a cute little sister in the next life

I just ignore the posts until it reaches about 20 unread messages, scroll down to the bottom and repeat

Bit fanciful to call yourself a fully fledged jokemaster. Are you sure you aren’t an apprentice?

reckon i get the most (yous) on brit proportional to anyone else, had two threads entirely dedicated to posts i made the other day

remember when he said he'd win the US election?

This is good humour

going bald

alri mister i do the alphabet with my tongue

Don't get full of yourself bollock lad. You'll lose the charm you once had

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sucking a clit

i like going on google earth and looking at all the little islands. sometimes you see little houses there too

ive gone mad with power, no man should receive so many (yous)

i love big tits and shapely arses

thats because youve got a testicular anomaly. anyone could post that and get similar response

Yeah, that's 101. I also finger her while doing it and with my other spare hand squeeze her chebs

Shave your balding head.

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the sensitive frenchman is here
be careful what you say lads incase he gets upset

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New York Governor Andrew Cuomo said the coronavirus is rippling through his state "with the same randomness, the same evil, that we saw on 9/11".

The 11 September 2001 attacks were "so devastating, so tragic, but we lose so many more New Yorkers to this silent killer", the governor said at his daily press briefing.

New York will bringing in additional funeral directors to "deal with the number of people who have passed", Cuomo said, again pointing out that the 7,067 New Yorkers killed by the virus so far was triple the 2,753 people killed in New York in the 9/11 attacks.

nah definitely the funniest of my friends on average, but yeah sometimes you switch off

Not a fan of ear infections

reckon it'd be one of those relationships where you'd be more into her than she is into you because she's a big city girl with a jetset lifestyle and you're a provincial and also she's not capable of really loving anyone but herself so ultimately you'd be left heartbroken but still glad for a while you got have that experience. yeah reckon it'd just be like that

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Haven't left the house in about 11 days but need to do an alcohol run.

honestly licking fanny is easy
made her coom the first time i ever did it

been told im funnier than Russell Howard

not as attractive as him also can't grow a beard

You are vain you stupid slag

Please continue posting

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remember this

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Easier than using that little pencil dick, huh?

This lad is based, a bit Reddit but very based

In my mdma days I use to do about three pills with two redoses after the first pill

Did 8 redoses one night but that was my new days to it all

Is this normal behaviour? What do people normally do with mdma?

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