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millimetre waves

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millimetre waves

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miIlimetre waves

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Mikey is an ANGRY little (5'5) virgin with no mates

what is leftypol even doing these days?

millimetre waves

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I have too much testosterone.

micrometre waves

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MILLIMETER
WAVES

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posting about millimeter waves

Will someone please update the Dave-database with this millimetre waves debacle? Up there with crop tops and Macs

wow. almost as if drugs inhibit restraint.
you're obviously a mental case and it wouldn't take much to make you go mental again, and you probably will go mental again at some point, because you're mental

that 2.5 Millisneeds yo all you Springfielders

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weed isnt a drug
its a plant

boycotting asos

Based i did this last year and had a truly horrible time for several months. Could easily have ended up in the nuthouse or on the street from it. 425 days in now and i also feel a million times better for it. With the strength and availability of modern weed we're quickly gonna see they "weed is harmless bro" myth smashed and weed evangelicals completely humbled. Honestly reckon it's one of the main reasons ethnic ghettos are so violent

all gays are virgins

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milIimetre waves

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kek

every time I visit /lgbt/ I find out something new
apparently incest is an incredibly common fetish in the trans community there, with many of them wanting to have sex with their brothers, sisters, fathers

The fact I'm a traveller that is both capable of heeming you in the real world and in the virtual one intimidates you and rightfully so.

SMELLY
PAKI
BASTARD

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screeching

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weed fucks with otherwise healthy people you mong. get over it. I know the man who sold you the hemp shirt at the festival told you he smokes it every day and he's fine but you should be smart enough to look past it

what are lithuanian women like

Remember playing one of the CoD games online and all the Yanks would talk about was the Jews

like german women but hotter

Melting

bargain bin ruskis

Walshy on a mad one

>tfw can't be called racist in Greggs cos they're all shut.

you would unironically love reddit

got one that wont stop messaging me but im scared that she might be a bit mental

Heavy use does, obviously the smoke weed 420/erryday crew are fucking stupid. A zoot once or twice a week on a nice afternoon or after a rave is not a problem
Main problem is that it's hard to get decent weed that isn't stupidly strong (legalising would help with this though)

whores usually, not as bad as poles though

The fact that you based your entire life around a character on an anime image board that I can easily ignore scares you and rightfully so

But your amusing ramblings keep me entertained whilst I eat lunch, so I will allow it

think weed is bad for you
still smoke it though

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???

The fact you even felt the need to respond to me even though nobody asked shows how much of a hold I have on your weak brain.

This is bullshit. Everybody has dependency issues and other pathological behaviours. This idea that you're some particularly fucked up human and so weed is especially bad for you but basically harmless to other people is just wrong. The simple fact is that you're unable to consume anything responsibly because you've never confronted any of your dependency issues and being high brings those to the forefront of your mind. It's like a fatty thinking they have some kind of unique relationship with junk food and that regular (sized) people don't experience any kind of addiction response to it. That just isn't true, it's simply that people who aren't fat don't depend on junk food to try to suppress their issues. It's the same with weed. Don't get me wrong, no one cares if you smoke it or don't, but so sick of hearing about how terrible it is because certain people can't admit to being at fault for abusing it.

>his wheelie bins are at the front of the house

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the only reason why people here are obsessed with jews is because of south park

If you're not a Marxist Leninist at this point you're a slave.

Does that excite you? Don’t know why you’d think I care

feeling a fuckton more hornier since the lockdown for some reason

don't believe that casual sex doesn't make you happy.

Based Cooplands is still open though.

retarded statement

not sure what to do about the hair situation
shan't be buzz cutting it

south park is reddit

"look big brother, i can do splits now"

Restrictions looking likely to be extended. Toilberg fuming.

Mate, you're a subhuman spastic yank curry arsed wog cunt that eats sweet beans and pancakes with whipped cream for breakfast. Silly little malnourished poof

love kpop slags me

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Bald lad seemed to like it

Heard a Pole at toil whining about the eebil Soviets
Now Poles are slave labour for British German French capitalists they're really free!

You’re horny and I’m not replying anymore

nah not really
(not a fan just think its got a different vibe)

Jewposting took off in 2011-12, which was a bit after the cultural peak of South Park

can't wait to look for a job post-rona only to find that the only job is working 18 hour shifts in a cage for amazonberg

The thing that weedists won't admit is that a sizeable proportion of them DO end up using every single day even if they don't walk around with ganja hoodies on. Something like 40 percent i'd reckon having spent a lot of time around the

>psychotic episode

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ants and beetles have eaten into the corona supplies lads

grim grim grim

Join the Communist Party

going for master of india as ottomans

it was ok at the very beginning but it's just as reddit as every other piece of pop culture now

>beetles
aren't half of them dead lol

Shame there's only the one video of her getting taken

Muslims, lads. Muslims.

nah south park peaked in like 2005/6

half of them are alive

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communism and capitalism are the exact same thing
the objective of both is about enslaving the proles to do (((their))) bidding

burning down 5G masts

What game?

ah yes, the new face of Britain

I'm a rorke and I support this
maybe we're not so different, you and I

italy now fighting alongside coronavirus

Shopping for a black suit

mong

Id trade Ringo for John

Personally never had a problem with falling into every day use myself, but I do agree
Pattern tends to be recreational use in mid-late teens, every day use in early 20s before at some point around 22-24 deciding to pack it in altogether. For me, as an occasional smoker, can't see myself quitting because I don't smoke often enough for it to be a problem

can you imagine how grim it must be not being white

word is the muzzies are taking an absolute pasting from 'rona

Europa Universalis IV

a bold new direction for the bong subcontinent

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paki

>nah south park peaked in like 2005/6
That's what I said
When I said 'a bit' I meant a few years

better than literally being owned by chinks

a bot wrote this post

stickydattepuddin'

pakiberg absolutely seething that rorke and leftypol can come together as one and kick the jews out of their country

they were an ugly bunch

think I'll shag some 10 year olds in a bit (10 to 15 years)

work hard they said
>tarq inherits more than i will ever earn
>stacy earns my annual salary in a month

Never understood how to play it

free ride in western countries doesn't seem so bad
and you can pull the race card whenever someone disagrees with you
get to say words white people aren't allowed to

Quite sickening when you think about it

work hard so that your descendants might not have to

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but i am the yellow clawed chinky poster

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No they weren’t. They were just average desu.

uganda be sneeding me

why would he be seething?, pakis and jews are mortal enemies

actually cocaine is delicious

Is it grooming if you plan out what you need to do to get a 10 year old to shag you in 6 years time?

feel like going to Paris to read novels about living in Paris

not a doctor but every 'rona projection seems to imply that growth of everything is going to constantly go up exponentially when it evidently isnt

that's exactly what they want you to think
jews are the only reason that pakis have such a large population in the UK

like englishmen and scots

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false flagging brown

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weed

can krauts literally shag 14 year olds legally at any age

>24°c over Easter
Lmao good luck keeping people indoors
Shall be going cycling and strolling in the sun like the Chad I am

if its brown flush it down

lmao

It is a bit moreish

the gf is scared of space
not sure why - she just finds the concept of it frightening

Does your local news report things as mundane as this?

>Daniel O'Riordan's hilarious video has already been shared almost 800 times
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my GP is a paki so im allowed to use that word

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she should

Sunbathing is good for your immune system. Our Aryan ancestors knew this!

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she sounds pretty high IQ

Got some tranny or an extremely fruity bloke working in my warehouse atm and he comes in dolled up in make-up with fake nails on.
The fucking state of his upbringing.

tell her that the complete universe is smaller than the space inside of her fanny

Enjoy your HIV

anyone else have butter AND jam on their toast?

kek this is me

it doesn't exist. nothing cannot exist

Our ancestors were dumb as shit. It’s time to admit it

Seething nosunner

You lads missed some seething supermarket tossers claiming they're more important than lawyers lmao.

ye

butter and jam man in

fat bastard

LOCKDOWN EXTENDED

my dad did before the diabetes

might buy the FF7 remake.

waiting years for them to finish the whole game seems a bit shit though.

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Toilberg has come up with a bollocks excuse for my toil to stay open
Looks like I'll still be toiling in the office no matter what
Cunting hell

bet sticking your dick in a girl's vagina feels good

mental how unfunny this fat scot is

>t. finkleburg
the hierarchy of needs would dictate so

take a pic of him whens hes not looking

ring ring pussy its lockdown

Hahah. it's funny cos he's an edgy left-wing Jock.

there was an aids pandemic. no one cared because it was poofs and not boomers

straight people can't get aids

haha lol le funny sex joke i can relate

it's very anticlimactic
I had to check if my dick was actually in the first time I entered a vagina because it barely felt like anything.

NEXT SLIDE PLEASE

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