/brit/

might go for a walk

Mental how attracted i am to bums even though they are used for expelling horrendous clouds of eggy cheesy farts and big corn chipped turds.

biden is like the democrat version of Jeb! but senile

average IQ is below 100

why not

who wants to come mine for a spliff and a brew

Yanks be like: can I get two hogs-heads of coke with that meal?

this but ty lee

Meat is a luxury. Enjoy your heart diease.

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hello nonce

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>People actually think he'll beat Trump.

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there's always stains on my towels after my showers and I don't know why
am I not wiping my arse properly? is it blood?

why are these shady white vans changing the lamps and putting new shit up if we're supposed to be in lockdown?

if god didn't want me to eat meat why did he make it taste so good

me and OP

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just a weird virgin freak coping
the prices are actually from remote northern stores and are offset by the high wages you get for working in such environments

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5G

It's from the gay sex Nigel.

Doing some freelance work for yank clients and I can't stand their relentless positivity. Getting feedback comments like "Yes! Really excellent point here" and "This is simply perfect". Back when I was a PAYE toiler I'd simply get a gruff nod of the head if my work was adequate, which was much more preferable

Post the in-store prices and there will be an end to the suffering.

pic is a bit of a mess. make your point clearer

Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interrnational ballbusting grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this ball busting ground ,
and men made a pilgramage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, waste testicle mush storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main busting facilities which hold thousands of the heaviest black weights,
With hydraulic tubes attatched to them which are then lifting up and dropped on the mens
groins, busting their balls.

Then after they were busted they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The chunks of bollock went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of litres of fleshy mush from the popped scrotums filled a large pool
There were medical facilities for the men to stop them from bleeding out.

When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest

cmon you useless slags give us lads a bit of tongue eh

More of a deep ecologist desu, but not far off I suppose

t. pays $120 for 4 gigs of mobile internet

Gonna make an extremely racist post in the new few minutes so be prepared

that is a cringe cringe CRINGE tattoo

thinking of scousering them

Had a dream like this last night where I was at the fairground. Maisie was at the strength tester giving the lever an absolute beating. She had this huge, heavy, oversized wooden mallet which she was swinging down with impressive strength. I watched her get really into it, striking harder each time. With every blow the puck got closer and closer to the bell. I was in the crowd cheering her on, imploring her to hit it harder and harder. After a particularly big swing fell just short, we all thought she'd given up. She was panting, and sweat was running down her face and neck. But then she grasped the hammer tightly, and swung it back over her shoulders for a final bash. We began cheering as loud as ever. She stuck out her chest, spread her legs, and breathed in. With a yell she swung the hammer down. But suddenly, in place of the lever, I found myself lying there, stark naked, my cock and balls directly in the impact zone. I screamed as the bell dinged and the hammer pulverised my dick and bollocks into a fine paste.

I woke up with a rock solid erection, my trembling body splattered with cum.

that's actually true and it's very unfortunate

did somebody say justeat

the most rebellious thing you can do is live a healthy life
THEY HATE IT

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you can appreciate the industrial aesthetics while also knowing they are bad for your way of life
i call it ecofachomasochism

Genuinely not hard to make 20 grand in 5 months through the internet in all fairness. If you have half a brain you’re sorted

why exactly are we giving NHS staff everything for free now?

what the fuck
the cheapest broadband package in canada is £70 for basic shitty internet and tv
it's like £10 here
bell.ca/Bell-bundles

coooooor could hoover up a baconator right now

racism outside Yas Forums is not on ok buster?

mood x

We're absolutely pathetic. And we'll turn around and blame the government as we always do because we've been accustomed to being treated like children and forgo any personal responsibility.

I went into the hardware shop as there was only one other person was in. There's a sign on the door, a massive A1 poster saying 2 customers in at any one time. Some daft cunt and his wife and kid then walked in and started shouting "have you got wood filler" and the old dear at the counter told him to get out and wait, which he didn't like and started screaming "WUD FILLAH"

need that old woman locked up

Show of support

Because they're literally all heroes you fucking fascist

Nige Timposting was not something I expected to come of this

Fuck niggers

Imaging thinking "coronavirus" is real.

antisemite

yeah the world's shit outside of england

>I went into the hardware shop
what did you buy?

watching the new red letter media video

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w e w
8 euros for 50gb here

12 million unemployed in america already
how will they recover?

were they heroes in february?

if nurses are getting free shit you should just buy some scrubs and get the benefits kind of like stolen valor

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Marvel_Cinematic_Universe_films

that's a lot of films...

I remember this one time I kholed after a mandy sesh and I felt a presence watching upon me above my body in my dindgy druggy den flat.

During this time I was having an exsistenial crisis as well, was a surreal khole I’ll never forget. It was caused because I thought it was shit ket because I got it from a dodgy dealer so I did a gram in about 30 minutes, and fuck me it was actually strong as fuck.

But yesterday I was browsing Yas Forums and they were talking about angels and what they actually look like, and the pictures they posted looked exactly like the presence I felt.

Now I’m just working out why the presence was there.

I know this is typical druggy story but I felt something unnatural talk to me.

Mad.

you can get cheaper plans
by law, a certain amount of bandwidth is reserved for third parties to resell, often at significantly reduced rates
my internet plan is technically provided by eastlink, but i buy it from netfox at about half price

Sledgehammer and a plank to batter my aching, eager plums into a fine paste

*scanning for British culture*
*looks at my colleague shakes my head despondently*

its 16 m

oh goodness me
good heavens
someone save us from this madman

Posted from our holiday home in Cornwall. There is no virus. You have been instructed to do nothing but work and eat and you have complied without fighting. You are slaves.

big fan of niggers and other assorted jigaboos

a lot of them are british actors

>need new hdmi cable
>delivery date 21 April

what the fuck is this shit

Just go back to work and stop swallowing jew lies about a "coronavirus" :D:D:D

Living on a high street in London and it's fucking chocca out there today. People here lose all sense of reason as soon as the sun comes out. They'll be welding us in come Monday.

I pay 20 quid a month for unlimited calls and texts.

>looking down on people for not acting like cattle
the government love people like you

Blanking cap, paint rollers, paint kettle and some Danish oil.

That's just the ket+stimulant psychosis mate
You think you see people in the room with heavy MD comedowns anyway

Hilarious how boomers expect us to give them half our salary to rent a cupboard in a house they bought for peanuts 30 years ago and have since stopped new housing being built now want us to stay inside that cupboard in case we infect them.

Faster, faster until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.

mad how marvel has always been 50x the size of DC but dc has the most famous character by far

Yeah but now they're superheroes

like who

yeah it's still more expensive for us no matter what but it's not necessarily the "premium" rates that big companies like bell offer directly

utterly bizarre herd mentality
excluding everyone in the private sector who are also expected to work and be at risk
NHS worship has intensified to peak levels.
normies basically classify them as gods at this point

There is no virus you complete fuckwit.

mental how if you lived in the middle of nowhere and grew/reared your own food and didn't have electricity then life would go on completely as normal

See all the London celebs have pissed off to their second homes in the south east enraging the locals.

spiderman?

>work
wfh is a meme i have been on /brit/ since 8am and wanked 4 times for full pay

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batman and superman

wonder how many black lads my sister will fuck when this is all over

Business idea: socialised gfs

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that’s 4% of their population
probably like 6 or 7% of their working age population

Who needs unlimited calls/texts in the days of WhatsApp? I pay £5 per month for my contract and never run out of calls/text/data

Hilarious how braindead millennials think there's a "coronavirus".

aquaman, superboy

Reported. Enjoy your ban

You should see the state of my bollocks

It looks like something you'd pull out of a clogged drain

Fuck me I need help, it's septic

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need aisha to do this to me

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At least they're not behaving like sheep. Staaaay in the pennnn, staaaaay in the peeeeen!

iron man is more famous than him now

You mean people who take responsibility for themselves rather than blaming the government when things go wrong?
It's almost like you don't understand words, you thick strawmanning sack of shit

we have over 6 million new people claiming bennies since rona started and 1 million small businesses are gonna go out of business
it's pretty much 100% a kike ploy to push more money into megacorps and make us all slaves working in cages for amazonberg

will be shagging (not exclusively) black girls myself once i get out

>But yesterday I was browsing Yas Forums and they were talking about angels and what they actually look like
angels have many forms depending on where they are in the hierarchy

doubt anyone lives without electricity in this day and age

Where in Cornwall are you lad?

We drove down last night. Mummy and daddy are still sleeping

just noticed the scars
grim

so hero status is directly proportionate to workload

I hope you give the amazon boys a round of applause come december

drugs are cool and all, like them myself. but theres genuinly nothing cooler than someone going straight edge on a night out and getting stuck in just the same.

THERE IS NO VIRUS!

>There is no virus you complete fuckwit.
Fuck off Icke, you unwell bastard.

Most dont work around infected people