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IIT deception edition

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literally never heard of IIT
but everyone knows what ivy league and russel group is

I'm just a loser. won't even get into a good compnay

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>Ivy League
sure
>Russel group
nobody outside of the UK has heard of it sweetie

1. Google CEO is an Indian
2. Microsoft CEO is an Indian
3. Citigroup CEO was an Indian
4. SoftBank Vision Fund CEO is an Indian
5. Adobe CEO is an Indian
6. NetApp CEO is an Indian
7. PepsiCo CEO was an Indian
8. Nokia CEO is an Indian
9. MasterCard CEO is an Indian
10. DBS CEO is an Indian
11. Cognizant CEO was an Indian
12. Novartis CEO is an Indian
13. Conduent CEO was an Indian
14. Diageo CEO is an Indian
15. SanDisk CEO was an Indian
16. Motorola CEO was an Indian
17. Harman CEO is an Indian
18. Micron CEO is an Indian
19. Palo Alto Networks CEO is an Indian
20. Reckitt Benckiser CEO is an Indian
21. Now IBM CEO is also an Indian origin guy
22. Britain’s Chancellor is an Indian
23. Britain’s Home Secretary is an Indian

the only very famous universities in the world are oxford and harvard.

How has this helped YOU?

For this

>russel group
Never heard of it

This thread has as many euro flags as Indian ones

And here I was thinking Britain Chancellor was British.

so?

Made me more depressed.

no it doesn't

stop thinking about others and start thinking abut yourself

Sooo many IITians. Lets kill ourselves.

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BASED DESCENDANT OF GHAZNI MAKING A FOURTH THREAD IN A ROW

1. Taliban leader is an Afghan
2. Haqqani network leader is an Afghab
3. Fidai Mahaz leader is an Afghan
4. Hezb-e Islami leader is an Afghan
5. IS Khorasan Province Emir was an Afghan
6. Jamiat-e-Islami leader was an Afghan
7. Ittehad-e-Islami leader was an Afghan
8. Harakat-e-Inqilab leader was an Afghan
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The Dalit Revolution is coming, Ary*ns!

yeah I'm thinking based

People only know oxbridge here

>noooooooooooooooo not the heckin daliterinos, nooot the woofin floofin OBCs, not the poor little lowcastbois

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What do you guys think about ufo, aliens or/and interdimensional beings?

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i want a sexy alien lady to abduct me

aleins show bobs and vagines
i want to fuck sex sex sex

I don't think at all

Based CHADRASHEKAR AZAD RAVAN poster.

Aliens live among us for sure. Lots of older cultures depict meeting people from space.

>meet an IITian
>Talking about sex life

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Why do you think you will never get a good company fren?

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For me, it's Madhubala(Mumtaz Jehan Begum Dehlavi)

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based afghan music

>Nokia CEO is an Indian
Has binlan been browned?

/desi/ + /dixie/

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pretty nice

What is that chorus though?

And do you guys not drink milk tea?

>russel group
What?

Nice

top unis in this country like oxford, cambridge, ucl, imperial, etc

>chorus
aga chai nakhordem - father/sir, we haven't had tea

it's a pretty funny song. it's about a guy of mature age complaining to his dad that he is still wifeless and that he hasn't had tea yet, i.e. that he hasn't visited potential suitors to drink tea with them yet
so the song basically switches about him talking about not being married to literally being about tea

i have been listening to this for the last month daily since my gf broke up with me, it resonates with me so much. i'm closer to 30 than to 20 and still no marriage potentials. my mom even jokes that this song was perfectly written for me.

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Oooh I see.
Btw love Oxford. The feeling of being there was fucking legendary, I felt like I could win a Nobel prize just walking around the library.

When do you guys think the lockdown will end?
I think it stay till end of may

Why did your gf break up with you? Are you the Afghan poster from spee during world cup?

also no tea with milk

June bruh there will be a vaccine by then

well she was 20 and just started university, i'm 26
we kept getting into fights over the future. i told her i wanted to live together soon, she said she wanted to finish university first. but by that time i would literally be 30. so yeah. that's it mostly. i'm sure she'll come begging back in a few months tho but i'm gonna say no. she broke my heart in this period of lockdown. fuck her
>Afghan poster from spee during world cup?
soccer or cricket world cup?

who cares lol

Sorry, user, but she is going to live with me.

t. Indian Institute of Tards
Iitians are a joke. IIM is where the actual chads go to.

JINNAH MADARCHOD

>Iitians are a joke. IIM is where the actual chads go to.
This.
IITians are literal Incels.
Never EVER go to IIT fests with your GF.

>Never EVER go to IIT fests with your GF.
speaking from experience?

>June
Lmao things would be fucked by then

I have never heard of russel group. Everybody knows about Ivy League. British people think the UK is more relevant than it really is.

Imagine being a woman and going from a donkey-dicked Afghan snow leopard to a pinkie-penised pakistani peasant haha
just joking bro

Why imagine haha ;)

Yep.
my ex and I felt like going through an area filled with landmines.
Every minute either a retard starts to hit on her or stares at her in the most creepiest manner. The Pajeet memes basically.
They literally act like those Facebook pajeets. they straight up ask for her number out of nowhere.

haha

kek

>russel group
Okay Grandpa

absolute chad

Congratulations, you played yourself

just received this in the mail
my friend went to brazil for carnaval, invited me.. he is brazilian and lives in rio
i told him no because my gf didnt want it
now this whore broke up with me. i couldve fucked so many brazilian sluts.

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Cricket world cup. Weren't you the one making goroids mad and seething about Afghans throwing the game