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Here's your medication x

Caroline avocado pears?

andy

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when will lockdown be over lads?

i think the archive is down lads pls help

God I love thighs

Extraordinary series of posts

Alri Emma.

I JUST WANNA GO BACK, BACK TO 1999
TAKE A RIDE THROUGH THE OLD NEIGHBOURHOOD
I JUST WANNA GO BACK SING HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME
WANNA GO BACK
WANNA GO

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lad you were supposed to reply with 'kys' or something i didn't ask for a coom recommendation

Bakery

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urge to shoot rising

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Don’t understand people that wank to anime. Why not just get yourself a bird and dress her up like your cartoons. Seems like the normal choice to me

want prime jada stevens to take a shrunk, hairless version of me and use me as a anal dildo.

Really odd that Matt Hancock responded once to a question asked of him about PL footballers taking a pay cut, and now, his solitary remark has been used for over a week as a "scathing attack" where cranks like John Barnes, Gary Neville and the PFA have blamed him for leading an attack on footballers.

need to shag charli up her paki arsehole

why the fuck was he recording while on the bog?

Never, in a desperate attempt to halt the NEET spread the govt has decided to plunge the whole population into NEETdom and crash the economy. They hope this will kill the NEET (along with 10-15% of the population).

the wishlist

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the things i would do you have my hanging scrotum crushed to a fine pulp by those thighs
the sheer bliss of it

when british people stand up for their rights
so never
it'll be like the war on terror
from now on we leave our houses only with express permission from the government

good post

did nazi this coming

there's no antibodies lads. Yas Forums was right each time you get this it gets worse . this is the end.

1073 deaths
>1073 deaths
1073 deaths
>1073 deaths
1073 deaths
>1073 deaths
1073 deaths
>1073 deaths

I hope caralad has bleach poured into his eye sockets for the bullshit he's inflicted on /brit/

>he thinks it will end

I had it twice already

good lad

good lad

d'dya like it lad?

haha no worries mate

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because japanese females are BASED and animated ones are even baseder

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Did a laugh

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seems like they're all pre-disposed anyway so literally NOTHING like usual

where. yesterday was 938 and todays isn't out

what for

/brit/ made me illiterate

Not gonna happen. The media and middle class simply won't allow it until zero deaths can be guaranteed which is never.

haha

You can get some nice Japanese escorts lad. Always makes me laugh when they say no blacks lmao

iconic hat from an iconic film

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it really do be like that lol

But how are the premier league footballers going to survive going from £25,000 a week to £20,000?!?!?

1200 tomorrow

whats the sauce?

This is going in the all time classics collection

had myself a bird mikey, once upon a time
can honestly say this is the better option for me

NIGAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NGIA GNIGGERE NIGGE NGIER NIGER NIGGEF NIGGFER NIFEER NIFWE!!!!!!!!!!! NGUIER !!!!!!!! NIGGGETR E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHHHAHA S JINIBERHGER NIBGGGER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@ NIXGER ENIGEHRNGJIEHGRNIGHERNIGEGER

haha have you seen the state of r/politicalhumor?
they've had to go private because they couldn't handle the bernie biden banter

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Watched this over 100 times on my psp

1.
Vile
Insipid
Cretonous
Spiteful
Blitherin
deformed
Mongoloid

1.5 (optional)
Little
Fat
Fucking

2.
Runt
Rodent
Cretin
Cunt
Creature
Ogre
Toad
Ape
Bastard
Poof
Dog
Freak
Spastic

Anyone watched The Platform?
It's on Netflix. It's pretty fucking grim.
Actually really grim
The most grim film I have seen in a long while

sneed

animated ones are purer

it's fucking snowing lads

Enjoyed it de lid
bit of a tuna
got any more
currrrently on uno - clive from accounts

good post

nice to have a chuckle now and then

scmp.com/news/china/science/article/3078840/coronavirus-low-antibody-levels-raise-questions-about

The price of milk has dropped so low due to people not buying it in the corona crisis, that it's actually cheaper for farmers to pour it down the drain than to attempt to sell it.

can't say I use reddit

As long as you’re happy I suppose lad

ah yes tory voters

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OHH I SAY

I've never seen snow :(

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all me

what's grim about it

SO WAKE ME UP WHEN ITS ALL OVEERRRR

farmer here

why would people not be buying it. isnt it a staple

bet £700 on trump winning, literally no way he can lose against the wet rag that is biden

you should it's good for a laugh
not as good as here but sometimes you need a change of scenery innit

same.. most grim film ive seen after your mum's sextape

supposed to be working but i'm just grooving

what odds are you getting

>deformed Fucking Cretin
I believe were the words my dad used to describe me when I was born

aye
reckon i'll get back on the horse one day, just not today

leet oclock

don't see any scenario where i'd need to go to reddit

yes mate yes my lad

link it mate

open.spotify.com/track/4NmDPTcYUxWloxtFV3ZWtZ?si=opLUpZQ6RzqE3M-c7RHKPA

there will be 15/20k a day at the peak

alri

just listened to sir keir speak for the first time and OH MY DAYS LMAO he sounds like a right posh cunt and he's got this permanent "deer caught in headlights" look in his eyes
labour are fucking doomed

ladbrokes sponsored post

NO I'M NOT ALRIGHT

More like chinese/filipino/whatever pretending to be japanese, but anyway going off their porn japanese birds would be an awful shag

Evens, really wanna wait until a few months into the election but i know the odds will be dogshit by then

>doctors from london
>tory voters
as if
they sound cosmopolitan middle class as fuck ie. labour's core white demo

Might bet a cheeky £100

does sound grim but whatever just gotta wait and see what develops

NIGGERS

it's over for the humble dairy farmer

another terrified tory i see

>he sounds like a right posh cunt
like Boris?

121148140
ew yanks still come here
yuck!

how many lockdown wanks have you been averaging per day lads?

They look proper Japanese though. Obviously that’s just the pictures though innit. Probably turn out to be some Cambodian slag when you turn up

nobody NEEDS to go on the internet at all but here we are

no there won't
be quiet

has anyhone ever made money gambling

yanks are on my filter list along with

/^Brazil$/
/^Netherlands$/
/^Canada$/

/^France$/
/^South Korea$/
/^United States$/

*starts swinging the hips*
*swings hips all the way to the dance floor*
*starts sliding hands about the place*
*gives a few nods in every directions with eye closed*
*bends knees and jives upward*
*starts whistling*

youtube.com/watch?v=dVExpCA_H3A

BIG fan of chinky escorts
would never enter a relationship with any woman of east asian descent though

Watched it
Rate it 4/10
Poor character writing, shoddy plot, hamfisted 'message'
Violence seemed unnecessarily gratuitous at times (caving some womans skull in for trying to eat, about 1 minute after being told to try to convince them without violence first)
The violence in general was handled poorly desu (numerous people decide to rape the asian woman on sight etc)

had one in bed this morning
may have another later
can't do more than 2 in a day

thoughts on pornhub premium then lads?

Everything. The premise and all of the content.
Notable scenes include cutting small pieces from a man while he is tied down and then eating them in front of him. Eating a small sausage dog. Pissing and shitting in peoples faces and on peoples food. Lots of ultraviolence

Haha. Sounds like my parents desu. We arrived at our house in Cornwall this morning.

I've been telling farmers for years that the era of milk cattle is coming to a close.

2, one before breakfast one before sleep. Any more is barbaric.

Boris is a tory. it's expected

think ive wanked 20 times since this month

Labour would instantly win if they had a no fucks given northerner in charge

Here's one

Yeno

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for me? it's free fakku

Honestly as far as a barebones film goes i thought it was really good, great atmosphere and acting, but dear god the "message" and ending
DUDE LE CAPITALISM BAD LE TRICKLE DOWN is so reddit it nearly ruined the whole thing

boris doesn't sound too posh imo

need to get my hands on suicide pills for the family

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oi france is chill bruv let them be

they lost because oddly enough people dont want the UK to turn into Somalia just yet

coupla mans in /brit/ loves their tunas and trackies

can't help that. can't help that.

For me? It's got to be an early 20s Natalie Portman please.

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>breadmaker
ah yes

I never said it was a masterpiece. I said it was grim. It had that weird arthouse feel that lots of foreign films have, and the dialogue didn't translate awfully well. It was grim though, very grim.

the oriental escorts in my area are very grim
if i was to get one would be a busty milf

would love a go on her arsehole

would obliterate her jewhole

Labour would instantly win if they just took a hardline on immigration and dropped all the identity politics, don’t think its possible at this point though
Very few people are actually excited about the Tories, most people just vote for them to avoid Labour

kek

pure deep this feel like im multi-dimensional

my gf is fitter

obvio

this but circa leon: the professional

Yeah there's men about who spend their time making mad money on horse betting using arbitrage but they're about 60 or 70 IQ above me

Personally I'd go for a 18-23 year old white student trying to make ends meet

fat chance of any slag to boycott asos

Have asian men recovered from this yet

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Alexa where is the jewhole

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Opinions on melanin?

alri haha

ah yes, /brit/

not sure what this is trying to say

>no finland

is this death grips

wasn't aware this was specific to asians

this is my gf, is yours fitter|?

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They realise what you’re doing though. What’s arbitrage again. Where there’s a difference in the odds between different bookies. To make it worth your while you’d have to bet serious money and then you’d be just flagged

Eh she's alright, personally don't think shes anything special though

yeet

>trying to make ends meet

Those types of escorts cost a fortune lad they arent tight for money

don't get it desu

Stop making things up

just took a gander and it was one of the most unfunny 'comedy' areas i've ever witnessed. don't know why you'd frequent that place.

>mfw I'm on /brit/ the weather's this perfect and McDonalds is still closed

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thoughts?

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where's 190? does he like this song?

youtube.com/watch?v=FxG-7AsbjeI

>if they just took a hardline on immigration and dropped all the identity politics
they'd lose what little support they have left among ethnic minorities and woke middle class intelligentsia wannabes, and no ex-labour voter is going to forget how they demonised and spat on the working class
labour are finished

Tom Hiddleston lookin nigga

Do you guys not have trough style urinals up there

why she sucking in her cheeks

Is this the black Irish comedian. I think it is. Fabby something his name is

are you a retard

/brit/ cries out for rulership by a Tetrarchy!

Eh, there’s an English lass I sometimes see who’s very reasonable in her prices. Early 20s student. She’s very popular as you can imagine.

for me its a 16 year old gf with daddy issues

Was LITERALLY just thinking this

>labour are finished
until all those minorities begin to become the majority which is looking very likely around the 2050 mark if things continue the way they are

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this but 6

Yeah so not trying to make ends meet

I enjoyed it despite obviously being quite low production value and despite being up it's own arse with it's agenda, and despite the copout ending. Aspects I enjoyed included overt racism which you won't find on western television newer than 30 years old, grotesque gore. It's more of a spectacle than your usual cinema experience.
Would watch again

hair is thinning fast on the top