/brit/

Contemplating getting on the bevvies lads

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wank me off love

What tattoos do youse got and what're their meanings?

she's hideous in that pic
what the fuck is that thing on her nose?
need a rat to gnaw it off.

ive got the same trousers

feels like ancient history fucking hell

>shut your mouth before I shut your coffin lid

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you fucking what
fucking try it you paki cunt

On this day in British History

>1413 – Henry V is crowned King of England.
>1511 – St John's College, Cambridge, England, founded by Lady Margaret Beaufort, receives its charter.
>1585 – The expedition organised by Sir Walter Raleigh departs England for Roanoke Island (now in North Carolina) to establish the Roanoke Colony.
>1782 – American Revolutionary War: Battle of the Saintes begins. The British fleet under Admiral Sir George Rodney defeats a French fleet under the Comte de Grasse, forcing the French and Spanish to abandon a planned invasion of Jamaica.
>1784 – The Treaty of Paris, ratified by the United States Congress on January 14, 1784, is ratified by King George III of the Kingdom of Great Britain, ending the American Revolutionary War. Copies of the ratified documents are exchanged on May 12, 1784.
>1917 – World War I: The Battle of Arras: The battle between German, British and Commonwealth forces begins with the Canadian Corps executing a massive assault on Vimy Ridge. By the battles end one month later each side lost around 150,000 men.
>1942 – World War II: The Battle of Bataan ends. An Indian Ocean raid by Japan's 1st Air Fleet sinks the British aircraft carrier HMS Hermes and the Australian destroyer HMAS Vampire.
>1945 – World War II: The German heavy cruiser Admiral Scheer is sunk by the Royal Air Force.
>1969 – The first British-built Concorde 002 makes its maiden flight from Filton to RAF Fairford.
>1990 – An IRA bombing in County Down, Northern Ireland, kills three members of the UDR.
>2005 – Charles, Prince of Wales marries Camilla Parker Bowles in a civil ceremony at Windsor's Guildhall.

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>rorke confronted by a young girl
>needs to be separated
>visibly seething
oh no no no

might do a bumwank ngl tbqhwy x

hardy's voice in that was actually peng . nolan's direction deserves all the memes but tom did nothing wrong

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>We take Britain from the corrupt!

*gives cabinet jobs to unelected people*

if you dare to so much as even look in my direction again I'll send your jaw on a one way trip to the moon you pathetic little scrote

None

remember this. didn't she get showered in awards for simply nervously smiling at a man in an EDL shirt?
pathetic country full of absolute runts

some Doug posts please lad

#
it’s not a chase tbf

anyways

I’ve had sex with girls far prettier than anything you’ll shag

it’s all good practice in the end lad and you should adopt my mindset

good post

got 3, no meanings, just think they look cool and women like tattoos

shit i thought that was a piercing

Christ came to fulfill the Law, 10 commandments is a good base tho

rorkey his teeth are big and green
rorkey he smells of gasoline

>I’ve had sex with girls far prettier than anything you’ll shag

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Wait until after 1PM you actual desperado

imagine getting mogged this hard lads.. fuck me rorke is on the eternal ropes

this was criminal. erasing the history of a people is a form of genocide.

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>20th century history
nah you're alright

same this changes everything

imagine being being dead before all this occurred. absolutely bliss

Dick Pound.

Post pics

Remember when you mugs were laughing at Italy and Spain

lmaoooooooooo

imagine being dead.
corrrrr

weird for a rich oxbridge graduate who puts unelected elite oxbridge grads into positions of power to be saying this

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Toe has suddenly become very tender to the touch. Not a good time to be getting medical issues.

one of the rare cases where he would actually look penger with a shaved head

shall be getting on them now

> I've stopped listening to BBC's covid reporting it's completely worthless and fed to them by government. It's at times like this I remember they are nothing but the mouthpiece for it.

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laws aren't "fulfilled"
that doesn't mean anything

Something in the way
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Something in the way, yeah
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Something in the way
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Something in the way, yeh
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Something in the way
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Something in the way, yehhh
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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it's not though. only killing a particular demographic en masse is genocide

COVID-19?

lucozade, ribena, few sausage rolls and a dab with the magic sponge and you'll be reet

hot take -
religion and racism are both born out of the same emotion: fear
only difference is that one is logical and the other is not
by disabling fear they stop you being scared of the illogical (sky daddy) and the logical (provable, imminent risk to your life from immigrants)
people with underactive threat responses due to being part of a post-baby boom world with little to no real threats to wipe out the idiots have become the modern progressive movement

there's always a reason to laugh at them retards, lockdown or no

If he changed his haircut and stopped pouting he’d be an alri looking lad tbf

The issue with his hair is how it got no angle in it and also empthasies is already too big forehead

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cracked open a cold one

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Anyone get any cherry juice

I would

It’s not set to be as bad here and even if it is 20k is fucking nothing in a country fast approaching 70mil

Hilarious the curator himself admitted manipulation and it was pretty much ignored because cunts like Gary Younge simply wanted to rant about race

because you're a filthy paki

kurt's let himself go

this is peak 'sheed

moni not looking great here tbph

rorke obliterated by science and logic

by it's legal definition, you're both wrong

I’d shag her

how can life have sanctity when it's so abundant?

dave

>religion and racism are both born out of the same emotion: fear

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but they're so much nicer than britain its grim to even think about

bit irresponsible to put this in a can like that

they recanted the whole cheddar man bollocks btw and admitted it was 'an artists interpretation' lol
science and logic indeed

New low reached lads, MDMA alone in my room.

Don’t like how foreigners smell. They smell like curry. Don’t like their brown/yellowish skin either. I think it looks dirty

not by the UN definition of genocide
>Deliberately inflicting on the group conditions of life calculated to bring about its physical destruction in whole or in part;
destroying/appropriating our history and culture
>Imposing measures intended to prevent births within the group;
white birth control

It literally is going to pass Italy and Spains death rate today

cute

>come down pleck
>my cousins will turn you into kebab meat

corrrr fucking belt out some shapes lad put the old dance enhancers to work waheyyyyy few pingers coming on strong for you my leeeeeed

That same artist has been making controversial interpretations for something like 20 years now
The media loves to stoke flames though

Not sure where anyone asked.

hello achmed

Plymouth?

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unpopular opinion but 190 is right about most things

I don't understand shagging munters. I've tried, and I can't get it up for them. If I can't get a lass I'm attracted to I prefer having a wank desu.

>"acts committed with intent to destroy, in whole or in part, a national, ethnic, racial or religious group, as such" including the killing of its members, causing serious bodily or mental harm to members of the group, deliberately imposing living conditions that seek to "bring about its physical destruction in whole or in part", preventing births, or forcibly transferring children out of the group to another group

it doesn't say anything about culture though

Oh no 0.0000001% of the population might die

grim grim gim in all ways

Unironically shagged a bird who looked just like this
Peng body and loved bdsm and raceplay

incredible effort lid x

it was all a massive hoax, they even admitted as much. just another ploy to give brown people validation

thats pretty cringe mate but enjoy it anyway
get the tunes on

The automobile?

Plywood?

incelism is a disease

There's no God but God, but Christ is the Son of God who came to die on the Cross for us in the ultimate penance. His death trumps there's no other gods than God. If it didn't than the Jews(practising/real Jews, not larpers) would be saved. But Christians recognise that Jesus Christ died to save their souls, and that's where their salvation stems from

oof now this is some prime cringe!

Depends what you class as a munter innit, I’d shag most women my age so long as they aren’t fat

Favourite 'cide?

Post your lockdown lunch

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unbelievably based

Abundant relative to what? On a universal scare all current measurements point to life as an anomaly.
Not that I personally think it makes a difference whether life has any inherent sanctity, but I think your logic's a little off.

especially when it's sold for the anglo market

been drinking, surfing and watching movies with the housemates de lads

dont mind this stay at home business

youtube.com/watch?v=pjdAWwFA1Y4

Getting the ol workout in

Come now, wee Irishman, Sing us a song to life the dampened spirits of /brit/.

how will leftypol ever recover after his idols corbyn and sanders were BTFO?

Just cut my own hair in the mirror lads.

does that mean something different now?

eating peanut butter m&m's

what a vile combination

Bit racist

Only a hacker would need more than one labtop

did you fuck the back up?

Complete gibberish mate I can only assume this is ironyposting

mate keeps sending me lefty youtube videos
like fuck off

popular opinion: you should have 190 filtered by now

And their Presidential Candidate has dementia

DYEL

well your not laughing now are you?

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tell him to fuck off back to the discord

Didn't have many friends before the pandemic anyway, I'd like to think I'm entitled to some serotonergic manipulation every once in a while.

What do you listen to mate?

ariana grande is so pretty

>two laptops
you the hacker known as four chan?

hE's A hAx0r

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listening to magma - call from the dark

what are your housemates like

>not just growing an apocalypse beard and mop

haha epic and based my fellow christcuck! lets give all our money to israel and our judeo christian brothers while we watch our religious head kiss nigger feet!

It's kind of mullety like I live in a squat.

it was a question

which thinkpad is that de lad

they just sink further into denial

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8203725/Antibodies-prove-difficult-detect-Chinese-coronavirus-survivors.html

OH SHIT
Does this imply what I think it does

They are like 10’000 deaths ahead of us, we have a while to go yet

theyre all niggers i hate them

wasn't expecting this blast from the past

Strawman

Tell him to fuck of back to Karachi

Eating some Cheetos.

leftypol is low low IQ and brown so he'll reconcile any personal loss by blaming racist white people

willard like a pringles can (mini)

just had wensleydale, cheddar, double gloucester and some mexicana cheese with tesco finest salt and pepper crackers and an apple

drinking tea

might drink a beer after