Quarantine Life

Almost 2 weeks

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Haven't

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~8400
fuck this quarantine man

about 2 and a half years

10,500+ so far (I like to imagine the last thing I did in my previous life was have sex and then immediately die)

I had gaysex with my best friend 3 days ago. Both of us were drunk.

life fucks me everyday

since february 14. i'm bad at math, you do the count

I'm craving boipuccirino like you wouldn't believe.

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Sex is overrated

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8400 days! Hating this quarentine lads

One and a half month or so but my gf is coming soon
My libido is going crazy im jerking off 2 times a day. Not even to porn, to pics of her mostly

4 months & 6 days

about 15 years so like 5000

>My libido is going crazy im jerking off 2 times a day
bro that's nothing, I jerked off like 9 times yesterday

503 days ago

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90 days or so

nver had it in 22 years

5 days... she's on her period

6277

7 years

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6000

3 years.
I honestly cannot believe I actually had a gf for 2 years and that I had regular sex. It feels like it was a dream.

Pls gib Jap gf

I will never understand this. What's the problem of having sex while she's on her period? My exgf would be very horny during her period and we had sex regardless and it was great as always. She would say that she didn't want to during the 2nd day of the period, because there was just too much stuff coming out, but the other days it was fine.

1 1/2 yrs and that's from when i paid for it.

>live overseas
>be chad
>move back home because of the virus
>spend a month in lockdown where you don't know a single person and can't meet anyone
I'm going to proposition my neighbour next week

my nigga
8794 +

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0 days

I had sex three hours ago with my wife. We are actually having more sex since the quarantine.

you don't say

nice

Actually 7.119 days

7000+

it never happened

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Yesterday. It was my birthday, blew my load on her tits and told her to quarantine.

31 days

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Ask your mom.

8552

It's more fragile during that time. You can damage the vaginal wall.

less than 1 day. staying at home is boring, what else is there to do

>How many days has it been since the last time you had sex?
64, and probably gonna be a few months before I can be with her again.

5 minutes ago
all we do is just sex

8611 days in my case

The only time I've had any action was with my cousin sister. No it's not what you think it is. We were both in the same house since I was visiting my ancestral home and her family was doing it too. Both of us were 17, she was the only person my age so we would chat and stuff. And this was 2009 so India had no internet or phones especially in a rural area.

One morning I came out of the shower and she came out at the same time too so we both were in towels. I hadn't seen her without her hair covered and she was honestly fucking hot. We both stared at each other for a while and my pp got hard and she noticed it. I leaned forward expecting a kiss and she reciprocated so I went all the way and even grabbed her tits and touched her pussy but then she pushed me away saying that's not acceptable. So I went back to the shower and fapped.

After that we just pretended that never happened and shit was mostly normal around the house.

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18 days. My university kicked everyone out of residence, so now me and my gf have gone back to live with our parents in different cities, and I can't visit her because of the coronavirus.

Roughly 8395 days

What's "sex"?

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>How many days has it been since the last time you had sex?
4 and a half week.

one.
this whole lockdown situation has made me appreciate relationship-life better - I always envied my friends who were hooking up with new chicks every Saturday night, but now there are no parties, people are afraid to meet with complete strangers off of Tinder, and so they have been spending their days alone and sexless for more than a month now, while I get to fuck my gf any time I want to

more than a month. Miss my bf insanely, had to leave him in another country due to quarantine.
suffering is endless, especially not knowing how this situation will go

I COULD tell you the exact number but I don't want to dig through those memories
~355 days