all my friends are dead edition
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So no-one told you life was gonna be this way
*clap clap clap clap*
His life's a joke, his dick is broke
His sperm is D-O-A
It's like He's always stuck in tranny gear
Oh, He'll never be a woman in a day
a week, a month, or even 10 years
He'll be Stalking you
(When the HRT starts to pour)
He'll film you having a poo
(Like he has done before)
He'll be there to get you
('Cause you've disrespected him too)
she wants a man from south auckland
he was one of the ones the fountain took
WE are the knights who ni-
For me its Azula
churr cuz
>I could stack shelves too!
yeah but you don’t you
There once was a fat paki bender
A registered sex offender
He put on a dress
And changed his address
And prayed to allah that he'd end 'er
What age did you start driving lads?
24
sex? wow
they called key workers children?
outrageous, bloody outrageous disrespect
>thats nice
is it? i guess i will never know because as you know this is an imageboard and not a linkboard so i simply shant be even considering opening that link
If it paid well everyone would want to do it, which is why it pays fuck all.
why does rorke get upset if the media dont report the ethnicity of a criminal
easter eggs already discounted lads
I used to drive on the roads at 16 in a swiss plated automatic smartcar with the intention of using GCSE german as a defence if pulled over
I wasnt very smart but luckily never got stopped
Could drive when I was like 14 but never got my licence
>life
nah you’re alright
whats it like? ive only read about it in books
coulter's law
couple of nonces
>it's only important if it's difficult and/or pays well
shut up you gimp
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
Are you ready for 1000+ deaths
he cares about diverse representation in the media
You'll be one of them if you don't pipe down son
Remember...observe...report
>I used to drive on the roads at 16 in a swiss plated automatic smartcar with the intention of using GCSE german as a defence if pulled over
I wasnt very smart but luckily never got stopped
>Could drive when I was like 14 but never got my licence
nah kates a lovely woman
you don’t know what you’re talking about
that’s not what ‘essential’ means
26
put it off for years but love driving now
this is me since 16 years old haha
getting abit bored of all this now, just open everything up and lets deal with the consequences head on
Why’d you put off for so long? Simply couldn’t imagine not driving from 18-24. It’s revolutionary.
reckon he'll be a good king
she looks like a cool wine aunt but in the actual way not the twitter way
Me
Hopefully some ancient granny dies so i can snap up her flat for 35k
impossibly based
>he thinks I know
Miss footie like you wouldn't believe
based on what?
>getting a bit bored lets let a load of people die
I had no reason to drive as I preferred walking generally. I think I had a bad experience the first time driving - just felt like I couldn't control the car properly so that put me off for a bit
got a date with miss footie
Sun burnt lads
landlords fuming
statementboard not questionboard
kek this is me
saw the actor who played jay doing a twitch stream the other day
i didn't watch but i was a bit startled
never really watched inbetweeners so i know him more as the fake shagger meme
it was like seeing tim or someone do a twitch stream
but why should the media report the ethnicity at all?
there was that guy who threw a kid off a building they didnt report his ethnicity and he turned out yo be white.
why would they report he was white unless they were trying to get people to help the search
my mistake
red hands
Even more parasitic than landlording
they didn't report that bloke because he was under 18 when he did it but once he turned 18 they could
saw the actor who played jez doing a twitch stream the other day
i didn't watch but i was a bit startled
never really watched peep show so i know him more as the >depression meme
it was like seeing emmett or someone do a twitch stream
depressed
because it is important knowledge to know the kinds of people committing crimes
knowledge such as ethnicity, name, nationality, ideology, political leaning, religion all play a role in why they did what they did and to make informed decisions to keep ourselves safe we need to know them
bcc'd gchq this
he's got a king's jaw but the shrunken dome is a bit cucked . if his marriage stays together he'll do fine
that's generally how resources work
they reported on him, showed pictures and released his name literally the day he turned 18 lol
imagine not owning your home
Burn like those memes of norfeners
Got shite teeth
Beer gut
Working class
Am I the norfener?
>depressed
my filters are fucked again
.
arrogant students vs arrogant landlords
Ah yes the white master race gets cooked because the clouds part for a couple hours.
saw hex from good game doing a twitch stream the other day
i didn't watch but i was a bit startled
never really watched good game so i know her more as the fingered hex in a nightclub meme
it was like seeing bradley walsh or someone do a twitch stream
>CO
I have doubts but I guess if the berniebros wont vote for biden think is real its poossible
mental the lengths people are going to to escape corona
youtube.com
Trying to find the stream but got nothing. Remember the channel name?
what are you thinking of?
mental how women consider 80% of men to be below average
how can society even function like that?
absolutely bloody mental
why have mitchell and webb posters chosen to focus on replying to particular posts
mum told me im very handsome just need to get out there more
watching emmetts stream
>anime picture
disregarded
feel like pure shit just want happiness back x
Things change once they hit 30-35
so i know a random white kid rather than random chinese kid might throw my kid off a building?
my death
me too
she said son you need to grow some facial hair
any 12:25 drinker man in
noooooo we can't end the lockdown now or we'll undo all the good work we've done. we need to hide from this virus until it disappears somehow
yet, every sexual encounter requires one male to one female, always equal and never different
how about that one?
all part of the plan. democrats would rather be minority forever than turn left wing
>happiness
just donated to emmett's stream but he ignored me
Common belief seems to also be that 7/10 is average which doesnt make sense
dating British women in a nutshell
started much earlier than that I’m afraid
hurry up lad
what you on then?
emmett said the n-word on stream again
>‘Indeed, its clinicians are in perpetual conflict with the charity. The NHS protocol for children is “watchful waiting” but Mermaids pushes for the US “affirmation” model in which any child who declares that they are trans must be treated as such without examining any possible underlying issues, such as frequently undiagnosed autism, depression or sexual abuse.’
I wonder who writes a better book mitchell or webb
just resubbed to emmett's onlyfans
phwoar
can we get a schizolul in the chat
bourbon, you?
staring down the barrel of the gun lads
wfh but wouldn't be drinking at this time anyway. How do daydrinkers do it? how many drinks do they usually have? how do they not fall asleep? how do they work and earn money etc
I’m top 10% in looks haha
they lower their standards a lot
vodka la
just got back from the petrol station and they are NOT doing social distancing if you ask me desu
>Social nature
>Working more essential jobs
>Disregard to society
>Poorer health, via diet and higher propensity to hyper tension and sickle cell
>concentrated population
Feels bad man
their expectations have been warped by social media and the media in general
women are very suggestible
also let's face it most western men have turned to shit these last few decades, especially the oversocialised soy meme lefty men
i'm no prize catch myself but i could wreck a whole roomful of those soft shites with one hand behind my back
maybe even just with strong language and a raised voice haha
>work and earn money
haha
the top 10-20% of men are shagging 80% of women
Toil::WFHToil::Poo(bigly, ngl);
This won’t make me popular in certain quarters but fuck it – depression isn't real.
(@arobertwebb) December 22, 2018
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