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don’t care, just want the pub back

Not sure how office work is ever gonna recover from this desu
It was already firmly on the ropes and now the cracks are really beginning to show, remote work is the future

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We made it to Cornwall early this morning.

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Nobody:
Not a soul:
Nobody 'opens mouth to ask a question then thinks longer and closes it and scratches head'

Does anybody else think that we wouldn't have any wars or poverty if we got rid of the men and put wonderful women like Jacinda in charge of the world? Upvote if you agree

A pack of Mutts is currently outside my next door neighbor’s house, preparing to invade and murder him. He’s asleep. I could wake him up but he has been an asshole to me ever since I moved in so i’m going to let them kill him.
Is this the wrong thing to do?

breakfast is served:)

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need a gimmick so you guys will notice me and validate my time wasted on this shithole of the internet

perfect easter weekend weather and we're all stuck inside
normans are going to have a meltdown

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I got jumped there in mount and blade warband. mad

Offa was one of the better kings of the Anglo-Saxon period. Wessex was better at defending against Danish raids though.

Have been wfh for 2 weeks and haven't got a single thing done

On this day in British History

>1413 – Henry V is crowned King of England.
>1511 – St John's College, Cambridge, England, founded by Lady Margaret Beaufort, receives its charter.
>1585 – The expedition organised by Sir Walter Raleigh departs England for Roanoke Island (now in North Carolina) to establish the Roanoke Colony.
>1782 – American Revolutionary War: Battle of the Saintes begins. The British fleet under Admiral Sir George Rodney defeats a French fleet under the Comte de Grasse, forcing the French and Spanish to abandon a planned invasion of Jamaica.
>1784 – The Treaty of Paris, ratified by the United States Congress on January 14, 1784, is ratified by King George III of the Kingdom of Great Britain, ending the American Revolutionary War. Copies of the ratified documents are exchanged on May 12, 1784.
>1917 – World War I: The Battle of Arras: The battle between German, British and Commonwealth forces begins with the Canadian Corps executing a massive assault on Vimy Ridge. By the battles end one month later each side lost around 150,000 men.
>1942 – World War II: The Battle of Bataan ends. An Indian Ocean raid by Japan's 1st Air Fleet sinks the British aircraft carrier HMS Hermes and the Australian destroyer HMAS Vampire.
>1945 – World War II: The German heavy cruiser Admiral Scheer is sunk by the Royal Air Force.
>1969 – The first British-built Concorde 002 makes its maiden flight from Filton to RAF Fairford.
>1990 – An IRA bombing in County Down, Northern Ireland, kills three members of the UDR.
>2005 – Charles, Prince of Wales marries Camilla Parker Bowles in a civil ceremony at Windsor's Guildhall.

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You the second home runt? I'm going to set my Cornish friends on you. Expect your house to be torched in less than 12 hours, with or without you in it

Let's hope yesterday was an outlier

>le wearing a speedo to work as a police officer man
No.

It will be with me in it. I'm going to sleep for a bit as we drove most of the night.

What classic football shirt should I buy

Just got called a despicable runt with no respect for the quarantine rules in Greggs

What should I buy to stay fit at home? Can't run due to injury

lol no

Leader of the Free World

theres a mum and pop pizza place right near me but i prefer crust lol

smashed 5 beers at work today. can't believe I'm getting paid for fuck all

make a home gym innit

the reds innit

villa 1982

Opinions on Neil Diamond?
youtube.com/watch?v=_f5spy3-9XM

This desu. I spend the whole day jerking off. Even when I'm in my refractory period the only other option is working so I just keep going.

It probably sounds strange now, but in the seventies nobody really cared how big their dick was. When I was a teenager I had every conceivable hang-up about my body except that. I don’t know who started it—queers, probably, though you find it a lot in American detective novels, but there’s no mention of it in Sartre. Whatever, in the showers at the gym I realized I had a really small dick. I measured it when I got home—it was twelve centimeters, maybe thirteen or fourteen if you measured right to the base. I’d found something new to worry about, something I couldn’t do anything about; it was a basic and permanent handicap. It was around then that I started hating blacks. There weren’t many of them in the school—most of them went to the technical high school, Lycée Pierre-de-Coubertin, where the eminent Defrance did his philosophical striptease and propounded his pro-youth ass-kissing. I only had one, in my première A class, a big, stocky guy who called himself Ben. He always wore a baseball cap and Nikes; I was convinced he had a huge dick. All the girls threw themselves at this big baboon and here I was trying to teach them about Mallarmé—what the fuck was the point? This is the way Western civilization would end, I thought bitterly, people worshipping in front of big dicks, like hamadryas baboons

Why did you drive through the night? To avoid getting stopped by the police and sent off to prison for showing such brazen disrespect of the quarantine rules?

got the meat thermometer taken off me in greggs lads

Adelaide

_______ kidding me and such

yeah mad, got fuck all to do except toil yet I still refuse to toil

>Look at me I'm a leech
Scuttle off you vile little rodent

just had a genius idea
>If your income is less than £12,500 you get taxed 0%, right? It's your personal allowance
>Well why don't we have some similar personal allowance for corporations to promote small businesses and entrepreneurship?

Why the fuck do we just have one flat tax of 19% from everything on McDonalds to Uncle Tony's bike shop. Seems ridiculous.

Cornwall looks so fucking peng, never visited however, feel like this summer is when it finally happens

Not my choice, but yes

Any /furlough/ man in?

Some despicable runt with no respect for the quarantine rules was coughing all over everybody in Greggs. I let him know what I thought of him.

Sounds like socialism to me, the invisible hand of the free market will choose which businesses survive

I wish, still expected to toil currently

only niggers say peng

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I make £4000 a month online, should I move to London?

Nice, did you spit or swallow?

Only antisocial freaks say nigger

Miss the pub too lad

Still toiling me, but at least it's from home, might go for a walk during lunch

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alri michel knock it off yeah?

cute

every girl on tinder:
>only pictures are them dressed up for a night out
>no bio or something basic like "love food & travel"
>any girl remotely fit has at least 1 bikini pic
>anthem is always some wog music
>all have that garish kim kardasian makeup

dont know why i even bother

gotta be careful with animal webums never know if it's gonna be cute or cruel

haha look at him go

kek. I work in admin for funeral directors association

Wagwan my nigger

Good post as always

Have a mouse jiggler app on the laptop that keeps me active on teams but spend the whole day on the laptop anyway refreshing /brit/ and looking up video games to play

giz us a job mate

but nigger words say it all the time, are they all antisocial?

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Nah
On 4 days a week now though so may as well be (80% wages and still toiling vs 80% wages and no toil)
Three days with easter? though

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Why would you throw away all the money you earn?

R Dern

but monopoly and monopsony power occurs which fucks the consumer in the long run
why would I lower my prices if I'm the only who can sell you my shit?

Because London is fun

May well be

no Irish posters in /brit/ yet this morning
eagerly awaiting the first one

Still got all my annual leave saved up for when this ends
Gonna take two weeks off as soon as pubs reopen and go on a massive fucking bender

It's toilposting hours do you really think you'll find an irishman about

HOW!?
They are more human than most humans

Imagine the smell.

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you don't have to sign your posts

Looking forward to getting tinder again ngl
Was going to get it w few weeks ago but the chinky virus kinda fucked that up

was in greggs yesterday minding my own business and some fat cunt started having a go at the lady behind the counter because wouldnt serve him 19 sausage rolls and 8 belgian buns

dont get it

Move somewhere like Brighton or Bristol, hell you could even live out of Berlin or something for a while if you wanted

You are a massive fucking bender.

Crazy that the Philippines has bats this big

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Doing what?

It all depends what you want to do with your money desu. If you want to live alone then you'll likely need to chuck away ~£1k per month on rent, which could be going towards a mortgage somewhere else. If it's just for the nightlife you'd probably be better off just living elsewhere and then getting an AirBnb whenever you come down on a Friday/Saturday

was in greggs yesterday minding my own business and some fat cunt started having a go at the lady behind the counter because wouldnt serve him 19 sausage rolls and 8 belgian buns

thats only because most humans arent white

Non Aus power hour /Brit/ is a scary place and i do not like it

the chinky virus has ruined the normal /brit/ timescale
I as a toilsman normally only post here between 9-5, but I find myself coming here in the evening a lot as well now

Heard you lot have been saying nasty things about women

Haven't left the house in about 11 days

yep

try a decade

same, very bizarre feeling
should be at the pub all this weekend for the bank holidays but I can’t, want to throttle a chinaman