/balt/ - yet another hangover edition

Would the other cats even look at his balls?

Well, I assume they could tell he's low-test. But then again I'll never know because he was castrated early enough and doesn't have the big head that I think comes with being a cat chad. My mom's cats were neutered late and they're really strong muscular cats. So I guess my cat is a twink

What an interesting theory.

We all gotta do what we gotta do when the thread is slow.

Do you think other cats can sense when a female cat is castrated?

Hmmmmmm. Tough question. I mean they don't go into heat, and if they're not in heat then they wouldn't be interesting to male cats anyway, but I think they also have hormone changes which prevent them from having breast cancer, for example, so their pheromones would also be different. But, neutered cats live in colonies with no change afaik, so at least they don't shun each other and maybe that's all that matters to them. I'm just talking shit without reading any research however.

Mine has been fine, I went for a run and it gave me a nice feeling afterwards. It is a lovely day indeed

They call it "soft weather" in Ireland, such a comfy feeling.

so this is what lithuanian ((women)) look like

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What did you expect? Too Nordic?

tbqh I have zero interests in trans, but she looks a lot better than the few that have popped up locally

So now you understand why Lithuanians actually appreciate kneesocks posts. We have seen the best of what life has to offer and anticipate the good things for the future.

I'm gonna take a nap.

You have seen this movie, right? You aren't zoomer trash, right?

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Balabanov did some decent stuff.

I don't know why I have this

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Blet vyrai galva skauda
cigiu nera
noriu valgyt
negaliu islipt is lovos

How do I get laid as a 3/10 guy?

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Ar kartojam vakarykstes isgertuves?

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Have money and/or be confident

Smoking is bad. You should quit it.

Life isn't competition who lives the longest

I could die tomorrow from corona or some other bullshit for all I know

what makes you 3/10? identify those problems and work on them, simple as

this

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Listening to Russian music

It's strangely good and depressive

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she looks like she fucks dogs

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Ne. Užtenka gert. Dabar palauk savaitę.

>fucking bled again while wiping
I'm pretty sure I got hemorrhoids bros

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Aš nuoriu švente švest

Hemorrhoids are a conspiracy theory. There's no such thing. What is making you bleed is all the ass raping that is being done to you by the ass rape gnomes. They come in at night and just rape your ass. And the elites in our government know about them, but do nothing to stop all this ass rape.

this

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BOOMER REMOVER

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What does big sip have to do with jews?

Not everything revolves around jews, antisemite

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???
Nigga it's literally under the echo parenthesis thing

have sex incel

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jew is god you worship

dilate tranny

here's what you do: right foot up, left foot slide, left foot up, right foot slide

make lots of friends and talk to a lot of people, eventually you can meet someone who is at your level or likes your personality so you can get a gf, as for getting laid randomly i dunno

woah.. now i see

also if you rate yourself according to that trash incel chart from a few threads ago, it's only useful if you want to fuck other incels, they put fucking ADRIEN BRODY as a 3 who is widely considered one of the hottest men alive
it's the blind leading the blind out there

how do you meet lots of people in balt? where did you get your gf from?

would becoming /savanoris/ for 9 months be enough military experience so I can become a mercenary and shoot somalis?

ah, now that is the kicker. it's hard. I made a lot of friends from joining a theater group in university, visiting a mental hospital and meeting people on the internet. I'm a grill but my friend who was always complaining about no gf met a girl on okcupid who introduced him to another girl and they're now married. I also met my bf on okcupid. it's a good place to find friends, and friends are how you get more contacts to expand search for gf. I hear discord is also good, kids get up to all sorts of shit these days.

I need more friends so if I had a quick solution I would tell you

>for 9 months be enough military experience
lolno? you need field experience, a tour or two and whatever skills a particular PMC is looking like language and technical skills
not enough to just be willing to shoot shit to be a merc these days

>I'm a grill
-.-

all Lithuanianons here are grills

Bought shoes from lidl lol

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did you try them on at the store?