/med/ - Mediterranean general

I was referring to the "TRVE KVLT" retards that to them, anything that doesn't sound like a speaker trashed with a pickaxe is not Black Metal. Elitists, essentially.

elitists are based
they scare away faggots like that gypsy who posted here
it's important to have elitists in a genre, so that it doesn't deteriorate to something shitty and unrecognizable

Give me some black metal, you absolute kebab driller.
Hard mode: no buzuki, no lyrics about mythological gaysex, no we wutz spartanz n shiit

No. Shitting on sub-genres for no reason is lame.

Even if you don't like metal anymore, surely everyone had a metal phase when they were in their teens.

I used to make terrible RuneScape videos with Breaking Benjamin and Within Temptation songs.

youtube.com/watch?v=x7Y-Si-ChhY
youtube.com/watch?v=XaOg4FJCSHY
youtube.com/watch?v=364n8otf_l8
youtube.com/watch?v=Rf3R9L90eiI
youtube.com/watch?v=kOMHVrThWQs
youtube.com/watch?v=EUO07n9XhuQ
youtube.com/watch?v=n_0caop3w2s
youtube.com/watch?v=57R7C0hW7Zc
youtube.com/watch?v=UaTUx7fqELw
I bet you won't like them for not being 'atmospheric' (aka aids infested) enough

I'm not shitting on sub-genres, I'm shitting on niggers who larp as if they're listening to black metal, when in reality they're listening to hard-pop
aka every self-diagnosed 'doomer' in existence
I hate those faggots

**I'm not shitting on subgenres that aren't prog
had to correct myself there

Here are three bands that I listen to on a daily basis that are from Southern Europe

Spain

youtu.be/1NUQ3ZFvl-4

youtu.be/L6WSIu7cSYQ

Portugal (one of my favorite bands nowadays btw)

youtu.be/a-AG14J0j2Y

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That's their problem. Why do you hate prog?

>Used to listen to lot of Black metal, still do a lot of domestic releases.

>Nokturnal mortum, Drukdh, Goatmoon, Satanic Warmaster, Beherit, Barathrum.
youtube.com/watch?v=t-ww2JYDDpQ

>Not really just hate those real ass trve kvlt poserkiller edgelords.

>Black metal (:D)

Hello frens

I don't know anything metal

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>I used to make terrible RuneScape videos with Breaking Benjamin and Within Temptation songs.
Link

Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Rainbow, Metallica, System of a Down
I like hard and prog rock so any band that is close to those sounds is fine for me. However I never saw the appeal of most recent hardcore metal genres.

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This is like 15 years ago, I don't have the videos anymore and the website went down a long time ago. And to be honest, it's not very interesting to see a video of me losing at Castle Wars while Aquarius by Within Temptation plays in the background.

Pic related is a picture I made back in 2004 though when I was 12 years old though (10,000 aeons in MS paint)

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Nothing wrong with the classics.
Cute.

i don't get it

Carpathian Forest, Hellhammer and Morbid are all cool, they remind me of my first high school days.
Celtic Frost is just better than Hellhammer, they developed their sound by incorporating classical instrumentation and adopting more vocal melodies.
>Shatargat
Decent, but Bergtatt has a better athmospere and Nattens Madrigal is more brootal.
>Archgoat
I asked for black metal
>Profanatica
>American band
Dropped. Also cringe name. Cool riffs, but too much blues for a black metal band.
>Kawir
I said no we wutz spartans, but cool stuff. I like it, just the right amount of riffs and athmospere.
Best song so far.
>Leichengott
Nice
>Morgal
Guitarist is based af, yet they look like tryhards.

There isn't really anything to get, kids just create dumb things and think they're funny

>I asked for black metal
Earlier Archgoat could be defined as black metal since they were part of the early second wave when the sound hadn't been defined as that burzumesque low fi garage screeching.

youtube.com/watch?v=2E11yQE_EKM

Fair enough
>Pic related is a picture I made back in 2004 though when I was 12 years old though (10,000 aeons in MS paint)
Nice

It's still closer to death than it is to black.

Hello frens

>Why yes I'm a pleb that only listen to famous metal songs, how do you know ?

This was meant for

>Why do you hate prog?
tries too hard to be good, and isn't
it's like the fedora-wearing kids who try super hard to 'dress nice' and only end up looking like clowns

based

understand that your opinion is worthless

still better than listening to ulver

You bitter granny. Here's a song just for you.
youtube.com/watch?v=YJcb96dWDsQ

>ryan gosling.webp

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Worthless, maybe, wrong, not once.
Also, what prog have you listened to?

no

I won't waste any time discussing prog
I've been to uni, I've seen more than enough leftoids like you, talking about this shit to first year girls, in hopes of getting cramps of pussy

F I L T E R E D
youtube.com/watch?v=XD14LNwu5PY

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>t.

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nanna

I promised you a story about shit in Maltese right?
I'm on it.

Can't wait

But prog can be really comfy aswell.

youtube.com/watch?v=MOG57p7I_cM

He's a lost cause. Prog chads, rise up
youtube.com/watch?v=Jc4rbPsfe4k&t=1966s

Here's the only band whose discography's lyrics are completely in Maltese.
youtu.be/bAcrLGfmW0k

kek

>listens to metal at his 20's

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>play call of shitty
>shot at someone, like a dozen bullets in him
>he just walk to me and knife me
>turns off the game instantly

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youtube.com/watch?v=TBgK0HEa4So
peak development of human civilisation

Call of Duty died with Black Ops 1

Ah shit, wrong link.
youtu.be/6SOzhgkj8HM

which one are you playing? stopped buying them after black ops 2

Lag?

>he doesn't listen to literally everything in order to enrich his musical taste

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I'm so bored that I just cooked a paella with poo.

I've heard so much until I was 20 that I filled up the quota for my whole life

Nah, this is.
youtube.com/watch?v=Dfza28nNZ-c

>literally can't download text
>The thumbnail of a 2 KB image won't download
>captcha won't load
Yeah i'm calling it a day

>tfw Macron is speaking Monday and not today.

It was MW3, also have BO1 and MW2.
Only have MW3 because my bro stopped playing PS3.

Maybe, still I don't have the patience for this bullshit. Did not watch the killcam so idk.

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internet is really not cooperating today...

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And what have you heard?
Have you reached a new consciousness?
How's like to be an Olympian?

mamma mia the edge is too sharp
>tfw started playing call of duty with BO in my neighbour's house
fuck this must have been almost 10 years ago, time flies
holy fug I also have mw3 for ps3, got hacked and lost everything, says I have 9999999 deaths or something like that

Macron sucked my dick once in the bathroom of a disco in Ibiza. Long time ago, I am talking about the late 90s.

nah this is.

youtube.com/watch?v=hsXo9_ZdcB4

>9999999 deaths
kek

Also call of shitty is garbage because of all retards playing
>why yes, I just stand in a corner crouching for the whole game
fucking kys

Choose your warrior wisely /Med/
>Knight Hospitaller - Principality of Antioch
>Samurai - Kamakura Shogunate
>Varangian Guardsman - Eastern Roman Empire
>Steppe Warrior - Cumania
they can bring any gear they would have access to in 1200AD

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I've not played at least since last summer, I miss bf4 as well, spent so many hours with these 2 fuggers back in high school, these and bo2

Hospitaller. Fuck off with your steppe memes.

I think we had bf3 on ps3 at some point, also have it on computer (for free), was nice, now it's a bit cancerous.
zombie mode bo1 was nice desu, bo1 was pretty much my first console game I played multiplayer

my cousin

i don't count pc as console btw

good

gonna have to go with the varangian

Interesting.

>not listening to boomer metal while lifting heavy
you're missing on lots of fun

>prog
>chads
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Even power metal fans are more chad than prog fans. Sure, they're virgins, but they have 0 shame and are fun lads to hang out with. Also they don't beg left wing hoes for licking their pussy parmesan

hospitaller because I like the aesthetic

>Why yes, I'm under protection of Bohemond I of Antioch, how do you know ?

oups wrong person
was for

Do I have to say it?

I had played some nintendo ds multiplayer games before that I believe, looking back I've grown playing games well since I was 6