Post 1 (one) ranking where your country is first

Why do the bongs get to be the tea niggers instead of us

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But Brazil does have an Olympics gold medal on soccer
Good job frauding that pic to make your country look better

>OMG!! LOOK!, it's Finland, Iceland, Denmark, Norway and the Netherlands all in the top ten!

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>i assume we funded it
No one said thank you and no, you didn't :)

Uranium reserves

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Did you know Russia is so big that it can be seen from space?

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you're welcome
happy to give you a #1 in something

i would prefer to post more but i guess i'll have to be humble.
I will go with my favorite: The Happiness Index.
UN's World Happiness Report has declared that Finland is the happiest country in the world. But what is even more special is that this has been the result 3 years in a row now. I also like that the Nordics have been dominating this index, although this year we let Netherlands take a spot in the top #3.
In 2018 and 2019 all top 4 spots were nordics, Sweden was #9 and #7.
My wish for next year is for the ranking to be like this
>#1 Finland
>#2 Denmark
>#3 Norway
>#4 Iceland
>#5 Sweden
It would be glorious. But alas Sweden is not as good as the rest of us. I also think the Netherlands should just join the Nordics so that we would be saved from the embarrassment of having them be superior to some of our members.

No one said thank you and no, you didn't :)

Tourists GTFO btw, y'all fucking annoying

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Yeah yeah, just post

Finland is the best country in the world at mismanaging major companies.

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Did you know Antarctica is rightful Australian clay?

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I was going to say we are the #1 mustard seed producer, but we're actually #2, after Nepal.
But we're still the #1 rapeseed producer:
worldatlas.com/articles/the-world-s-top-rapeseed-producing-countries.html

tourists who go to paris should get shot

>japan
>tested half as many people in total as germany tests in a day
>high rank
lmao

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welcome dear

China is soon going to take solo lead

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literally just this

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how are we #3 if we are back to back world champion?
Did we not beat you in the last finals ?
Did we not beat Russia and Sweden too ?
We did.
We are champion.

Largest industries by number of film productions

time.com/4739488/isis-iraq-syria-tunisia-saudi-arabia-russia/

I don't understand why

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Highest number of poles per square inch.

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that would be britain

These are the countries that aren't first in any relevant category:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_top_international_rankings_by_country#Countries_without_any_entries

good job chile

lol

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are you challenging me

Lol, your economy will be devastated this year

corona deaths relative to population

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"The country occupies the first position worldwide in number of orchids and birds"

"Colombia is the country with the most páramos (a variety of alpine tundra ecosystems) in the world; more than 60% of the Andean ecosystem is found within Colombian territories."

Also, world's largest cocaine producer and exporter

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another #1 for us
it should be added to this ( i can t post pics)
imgur.com/a/gYw7Cyt

F for them

World's largest emeralds producer

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Safest country
Most reliable police
Least crime
Most independent judical system
Most honest capital city
Freest press
Cleanest food
Highest consumption of alcohol
Most sourmilk and coffee consumed per capita
Freest country in the world
Freest elections
Best wellfare
Best at protecting human rights
Stablest banks
Least maternal deaths
Least infant mortality
Most nurses per doctor
Best education system
Most literate country
Most water rich country
Cleanest tapwater
Smallest risk of natural disasters
Most forest to surface area
Leading humppa and letkajenkka dancing nation
World's biggest wooden church
World's most expensive nuclear power plant
Most ice-fishers
Most summer Olympics gold medals proportional to population
Most Olympic medals proportional to population
Most rally championships
Best Olympic athlete of all time (Paavo Nurmi)
Best memes

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Why did Olympics suddenly stop counting as official trophies? We've won 2004 and 2008.

damn i didnt know, we're BFFs right ? give some uranium please

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all that destroyed with a dozen of arabs and blacks lmao

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Memes about Paris being beautiful

>Best memes
that's defitinely Brazil

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Sorry i had to :DDDDD

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the Olympic Games that Uruguay won were organized by FIFA

HAPPINESS INDEX #1 BACK TO BACK TO BACK
GOOD COUNTRY INDEX CHAMP
FRAGILE STATE INDEX LAST PLACE (MOST STABLE)
MOST FREE ACCORDING TO FREEDOMHOUSE
HIGHEST LIFE SATISFACTION IN EU

Are you talking about Swedenistan or Francenistan?

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_de_Havilland_Canada_DHC-6_Twin_Otter_operators

The more you know TM

the only one i know

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I chose one randomly
>Smallest risk to natural disasters
Fake

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#1 in number of brazilians by country

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>Most honest capital city
>Most reliable police
>Least crime
>Freest press
>Cleanest food
>Freest country in the world
>Freest elections
>Best wellfare
>Best at protecting human rights
>Stablest banks

Bunch of non-quantifiable BULLSHITE

>the only one i know
top #1 gibs importer

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half the ones he said are not true or out dated or true only according to some.
thats why i like to list my sources see here . there is more i could include but i dont bother they are not as important. it is just random studies saying we have best nature or whatever, but i like those professional indexes more.

>Safest country
nah
>Most reliable police
according to which criteria
>Least crime
nah
>Cleanest food
nah
>Highest consumption of alcohol
nah
>Freest elections
which criteria?
>Best wellfare
nah
>Best at protecting human rights
nah
>Stablest banks
nah
>Best education system
long gone
>Most literate country
nah
>Cleanest tapwater
nah

>Best memes
definitely

>saudi arabia
Fake

most critical care beds per 100k

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Is portulag edited?

Good lads

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Maybe journalists killed.

>dieinthehallwaytugal

>nobedtugal

More 'Best restaurants' in the world. (Mostly Catalan).

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It's not a meme

Income per cápita in Finnish Banks: 20 euro

Best performance at Paddle Tennis World Championship (women)

Eh, we still have LVMH, Champagne, Airbus, Jet Planes for Saudi Arabia, so i think we'll be alright. Restaurant owners in Paris are gonna die tho, between the protests and the lack of tourists

why is russia so low

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Thank you, he probably lives in fucking Shitholeville, Michigan and never stepped a foot in here