/brit/

This is what peak physical performance looks like

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being british is great
living in britain isn't

This

Especially if he sent you an email about it

getting ready to show us his big bollock

watching buzzfeed videos of people eating burgers because I'm starving

Man says to the waiter, "Oh waiter, I've found a button in my meal"
The waiter says, "It's alright sir, it's apart of the dressing"

I always just look between their eyes desu.

wouldn’t live anywhere else myself

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Strangely true

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chinks absolutely btfo
youtube.com/watch?v=kmfAibMNVMs

reckon it's over for them as soon as 'rona is out

anyone seen that peter hitchens video where he takes up an inexplicably angry contrarian position on a topic about which he has no specialist knowledge

Elvis was a hero to most
But he never meant shit to me you see
Straight up racist that sucker was
Simple and plain
Mother f*ck him and John Wayne
'Cause I'm Black and I'm proud
I'm ready and hyped plus I'm amped
Most of my heroes don't appear on no stamps
Sample a look back you look and find
Nothing but rednecks for four hundred years if you check
Don't worry be happy
Was a number one jam
Damn if I say it you can slap me right here
(Get it) let's get this party started right
Right on, c'mon
What we got to say (yeah)
Power to the people no delay
Make everybody see
In order to fight the powers that be

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can't fathom that mindset

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would like to live in switzerland myself but would only want to speak english

hmmm sounds familiar that, almost like every poster on 4channel

fuck off ching chong

This.

>mfw also American citizen and can move to America when this whole thing blows over

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>being british is great
>living in britain isn't
?

italy, france, spain, portugal, america, australia etc. etc.

he doesnt live in the south

would be afraid of looking slightly cross eyed if i did that desu

Gonna have to be more specific mate

but you won't will you

do actually

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depressed.

the birmingham isnt the south

everywhere else is full of jf’s

when do you plan to depopulate the norf already

could make london2 up there or something

the best part of warzone

brits understand what i mean

haha

mental how they don't think to google things before tweeting out things they don't know to the entire world

Fantasizing about Asian women again.

>london2
yeah it’s called manchester

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>cop out non-answer
not suprised

Happens to the best of us.

You know what I fucking love about Britain compared to Europe?

We fucking love a sesh and fucking drugs.

Name a country that has created people like Paul Gasgoine or Ozzy Osbourne?

None.

No country comes close to us in the sesh.

We fucking love drugs and a cheeky scrap, look at our world class firms back in the day.

The dream Saturday is literally going out to football having a scrap with the lads, showing off your battle scars to the lads, laughing about the fight, smashing some lines and pills then going to a rave with the lads and pulling a slag who’s interested by the masculinity of your black eye and grazed knuckles

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with football hooliganism

anyone seen that episode of black mirror where the use of technology has unforeseen consequences, creating a dark dystopian outcome?

by 'jf' you must mean women that i'd actually wanna fuck

twitter.com/lifelongvirgin

little brother made chicky fingies but they're slightly undercooked

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dunno mate, always done alright for women here myself

being german must be shit

she did though but then she thought instead she could make a tweet out of it and receive replies and thus increase her social capital. Obviously she didn't think exactly that it's instinctive for normaloids

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>You know what I fucking love about Britain compared to Europe?
>We fucking love a sesh and fucking drugs.
Find myself agreeing with 190, love the people here too much to ever move abroad

to get attention and that

manchester

right thats it, filtered

no idea, just figured it'd be a good flag for Yas Forums

germany would be a elite country if they spoke english
i couldnt name a single german apart from football players

He's saying British culture is great, our music, our sense of humour, the instant bants and dry wit you can strike up with other brits wherever you are in the world, our obscene lore in our jokes, our attitudes towards things. It's all great and it's a great community to be a part of.

The physical act of living in Britain on this island isn't great. It's rainy, it's grey, it's wet, our architecture has been a mess post ww2, we're running low on national morale at the moment etc.

>i couldnt name
good thing being an elite country has nothing to do with your inability to name things

aussies outdrink poms though

don't forget your third world tier healthcare system lol

goal gf

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I can name a few but they're dead

what about that Hitler fella?

she looks old enough to be your mum

how are you all coping with not being allowed to go within two metres of girls?

reddit

hitler
mozart
kant

all born in germany

and thats for another board

thought i could name one but remembered he was austrian

Tbh struggle to name a single "great" person from all of Europe since WW2. we've just got bland managerial suits now

have to wonder what part of the human psyche makes someone do this

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mental how this flag always triggers brits

like to see an aussie handle as much ket as us

Oh, you love Germany? Name every species of cockroach.

by not abiding by the rules

greta thunberg

youtube.com/watch?v=d6_l90HbVkM

hitler wasn't even german

hmm

Imagine lads. Being married to a munter who put on 5 stone since you married her. Usually you'd just wank to open the floodgates in the bogs at work or while she's down the shops, but now you're both home all the time, and she doesn't like you looking at younger, thinner women.

What's a poor man to do? Go for a daily health walk, call in at the local newsagents, buy a jizz mag, have a nice wank in the woods and then leave it in the bushes as a favour for the next henpecked guy to use.

Paper porn in bushes, long thought to be extinct, is making a comeback!

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you cheeky little bugger

ugly?
>dude boobies lmao!
grow up

so this is /brit/
pathetic

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yes thats it

that's just a testament to how retarded you are

that’s part of the joke you mong

nowt wrong with having an ol' nature wank

>drink

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Scratch my name on your arm with a fountain pen, this means you really love me

There legit aren't any. The age of heroes is over.

MAMAA I JUST KILLED A MAAAAAN

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germany are not a elite country
name a single famous german war film

das boot

all quiet on the western front

putin is pretty based

Stalingrad

those eyes look like they lust for black men

...

kraftwerk?

Pornography hangs over me like a dark cloud, I can’t resist it. It drains the life and personality out of me. I’m pretty sure it’s atrophying my brain, with every wank I feel stupider and broken.

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the bridge

Give it up patrick. it is ruining you

gay
gay
gay

we do try

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iktf
wank through it

uhhh lad have you checked the ICU at St. Thomas's lately?
;)

Downfall

lmao this reeks of Yas Forumstard memes

no need to sign your posts

yes you are

youtu.be/ecVGs8DYKQo

are nigs even into trannies?

any tea man in

quick rundown?

yeah mate, it’s totally just your flag and not your retarded statements

hi

Oh how I’ve tried

no
just watch it

Anyone remember watching what not to wear with trinny and susannah

I'm an ancap by instinct but pornography should honestly be banned and anyone involved in it's production or distribution should be thrown to ravenous dogs.

jeff

no cos im not bent

no, either give me a quick rundown or I drop my interest and thus our conversation and (You)s therein

nowhere comes close to us in sesh

A quiet night for us is a mental night to them

I fucking love Britain and it’s sesh ways

We are the home of DnB, Bassline, Dubstep, Trance and Garage.

Fucking hell lad

We are the sesh capital of the world

It’s in our veins, blood and dna.

You think of a brit you think of a 5am rave in a warehouse off his fucking cunt on drugs only to go work at 11am.

Yes my fucking lad glad you fucking agree.

state

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I remember watching that show where people got a make over from a robot called POD
a beautiful woman was the host - jenny someone

say the N word for us mate

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teabag sippin ponce

Based and Patriotpilled. I am proved wrong

They were right slags. Lad I know was a runner on the show and fucked one of them in the studio carpark

>I am an MtF transgender from germany
ah yes, the krauts

just realized that the majority of 190's posts read like youtube comments

The masterrace I believe

Shut the fuck up you pansy virgin boy

Best thing about Britain is XFM. Lost track of how many times I've listened to it desu lad.

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the DESPOTIC orient

id facefuck the blonde one ngl

How old are you lad? Last series was 13 years ago
Blatantly didn't happen

You're doing this shit too? Didn't know you joined the states already.

hmm

hello

the greatest

youtu.be/4z2ORva75js
youtu.be/4z2ORva75js
youtu.be/4z2ORva75js

good post

Anyone else feeling stupider by the day?

Just found out Lincoln Cathedral was the first building to surpass the pyramids in height

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making inflammatory statements to get yous is one of the purposes of the website

assumed it was a yank desu

fucks sake when is maccie's coming back?
the takeaway system was perfectly safe

he's like the living embodiment of all of my worst memories of myself as a person. hate him

>The earliest structures now known to be the tallest in the world were the Egyptian pyramids, with the Great Pyramid of Giza, at an original height of 146.5 metres (481 ft), being the tallest man-made structure in the world for over 3,800 years, until the construction of Lincoln Cathedral in 1311.

mental

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yanks please explain this

is that the one with the crooked spire?

is dominic raab the first autistic prime minister?

why is everyone on /his/ seething constantly

been enjoying home cooking every day and saved a lot of money desu

watched this yesterday
good film, enjoyed it.

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Corrr imagine shagging trinny woodall
She's 56 and still looks fit as fuck
She has a cracking bum as well

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...

are dave had to be at least somewhere on the spectrum

a bit

Had better time in Berlin, Warsaw and Budapest than I've ever had in Blighty.

Budapest
>Travellers and chill nomads from all over the world kicking back in ruin bars
Berlin
>Freaks and trannies, people sucking each other off in corners, everyone dressed in gimp gear, completely naked women on the dance-floor, everyone just monging off their head and fucking anything that moves
Warsaw
>Underground techno mad shit, three levels of underground illegal raves in an old soviet bunker, hundreds of nutters up to the eyeballs on speed and coke just going ham on each other

England
>Angry football lads and irritating thots, everyone awkwardly trying to pull while looking cool

Yeah, not even close mate.

*destroys your economy*

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i am ukrainian-canadian

emmett the picture

hard to say
is it because I used to think I was smart but slowly realised I was actually a bit retarded, and being a failure in life was just the natural course of things?

the result of fluoridated water and prostitution being illegal

oh yeah well i haven't so

>i am ukrainian-canadian

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dunno, doesn’t look very crooked
must have blown medieval people’s minds this, especially if you had lived in your village your whole life and the tallest structure you had ever seen was your local church

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Theres a prestige that comes with being British

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stop going to a Pryzm then you tit

I do respect Berlin tho

#lockdownextension

>Berlin
oh dear

just turned on complete bastard mode

Wanking right now

You’ve just been to shit places mate. Before you ask I’ve been out in Berlin and Budapest as well, haven’t been out in Warsaw though I will admit

Tanking white chow

i can guarantee you that anyone who has met lower class brits does not consider it prestigious in the slightest to be british

did you mean being a posh southerner? because that's a tiny handful of you

you gonna punch any ethnics on the way?

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does someone wanna tell him that we have techno clubs here too?

Isn't that thing poisonous?