Who do you side with in the first Online War in history?

>lasted even shorter than WW2 Netherlands

i'm a refugee from /sp/ since our boards is kill
in /seriea/ the dutch posters were among the best foreign ones

i'm sorry for this
*unsheathes umaru*

Italy.

that's not how it went down
we were the first to invade after numerous provocations

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yep
the war started in that general

Change it for "European civil war"

Result:Complete gender eradication of northern european "men".Beginning of interracial relations between northern european women with southern european men

>the first Online War in history

It's like no one remember the North-South flame wars from the early 2010s, and all the endless "pay denbts" memes. This is exactly the same.

>No allies on any side

italian leaders: ezio greggio, umaru

it's a very low quality meme, it's not even accurate
shit thread

the Umaru special forces shelled their thread out of existence

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that was only the last straw, we were undergoing a proxy war ever since they started spamming threads about covid in Italy in its early stages

I support my med brothers
I'll hunt Dutch refugees in France and I'll give them to the Polizia di Stato

The Dutch

Based good hollander

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A dutchie said a mean (you) to me earlier so Italy.

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You aren't a med. Deal with it Pierre.

I'd want to die too if I lived in B*ri

the dutch refugees weren't welcome in /belg/ and when they tried fleeing to /brit/ they were ignored by the locals
belgium is an italian ally, brits were apparently neutral

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>tfw Dutch parents
>tfw born here and feel Portuguese and MED BVLL, not a nordoid like my family

P-P-Please be friends..?

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Não acredito meu boi

I'd go with Italy, because in the event of being close to lose, they'll switch sides and will end up winning

With Italy, they have a soul and are humans

I literally see the Mediterranean sea from my window

Netherlands. All shitalians are cowards and i'd shoot one if it ever comes near me

Ainda bem, assim ninguém me apanha.

shut the fuck up, subhuman

/brit/ is a neutral, a radical centrist if you will

it's basically a genocide at this point

YEAH TELL EM, SHOW THAT ANGLO SCUM WHO HAS A BETTER QUALITY OF LIFE

Based

BRING IT ON DUTCHIES

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It's pretty much just the germans to stay behind the dutch. Kinda feel bad for them

Had to dig this one out from last decade's collection

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ITALY

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yet your economy is gonna be africa-tier soon in real life
Yas Forums squabbles are irrelevant, Yas Forums fags always side with the shittier weaker country

Italy

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*ti caga in bocca*

I don't know why but this sounds particularly stupid when you do it.
It's not like it's a clever meme in the first place.
But the idea of an italian bull is just too far fetched.

Yes hello we lost the war and would liek to negotiate a peace to limit our economic damage because all we care about is munie.

Italy

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Netherlands

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fuck i miss spuh

>genocide
holy shit, kankerfags blown the fuck out

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Or... we invade you with french and Belgian support and take all your money with force

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i only join when i have to help my fellow Graeco-Roman bvlls when they fall into petty arguments, long term alliances are for nerds

>tfw no CL final
>tfw no euros
>tfw no deathmarch
make it stop

It's pretty simple

>Reasons to hate Italy for Europe

>They sometimes beat you at football
>That's it

>Reasons to love Italy

>Too many to count and it's one of the most loved countries in Europe even with the Slavs and Nords

>Reasons to hate the Netherlands

Innumerable

>Reasons to love the Netherlands

Not even the Belgians like them

>tfw went to Sintra last spring
>got a fever the day I arrived
>didn't manage to see anything
I will surely go back once this is over

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I ride till the death with my italian bros but seriously this fag posting anime all the time doesn't give you a great image guys

It's a bit of a tourist trap but it's beautiful. I would avoid Lisbon during the tourist season though. Come in the winter.

Why can't we all just be friends?
We Europeans are brothers

he is clinically retarded