Cheeky early Welsh edition
/brit/
Chase Nguyen
Brandon Bailey
Hoi jongens!
Grayson Carter
What the bau bau micio micio did you just ciapèt say about our cousine you little besugo? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Kooly Noody, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret tapiri on Sgarbi, and I have over 300 confirmed su e giù e tric e trac. I am trained in triccheballacche warfare and I’m the top Capitan Ventosa in the entire Mediaset armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another Romano Prrr... Romano Prr... Romano Prodi!. I will biro-biro you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this programma, mark my fucking word di cui abbiamo una diapositiva. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? E allora??? E allooooora??? Eh eh eh! As we speak I am contacting my secret network of inviati across Italy and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the tapiro, besugo. The Che roba! Che roba! that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your ciapèt. You’re fucking è lui o non è lui? kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can farti accapponare i capelli in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in STACCHETTO, but I have access to the entire arsenal of LE VELINE and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable bau bau off the face of the micio micio, you little CERTO CHE E' LUI! If only you could have known what unholy SOS GABIBBO your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, E allora??? E allooooora??? Eh eh eh, , you goddamn Pino..Abete. I will shit fury all over you and you will be in a cul de sac. You’re fucking attapirato, kiddo. C’è crisi, c’è crisi!
Ayden Long
"Coronavirus" is a jew joke edition.
Luke Mitchell
chinkmong
Andrew Scott
pooey bum willards
Ryan Watson
There is no "coronavirus"
Grayson Nguyen
Why are you being anti Semitic
Nathaniel Cooper
women shaking their arses like useless monkeys
Xavier Nguyen
Cameron Green
I've seen more people talking about 5G conspirators than I have 5G conspirators. Starting to wonder if they actually even exist desu.
Josiah Allen
Currently re-watching Community. Verdict: started turning shit when they got a little bit too smug
Leo Butler
Brandon Ramirez
BUIGEN VOOR DE NEDERLANDSE SUPERIORITEIT!
Ayden Ramirez
I love bareback. Nothing makes me fucking harder or more primal. I've had the pleasure of having some good dick in the past but always have a hard time finding consistent dick. I got toys but it's so hard to use them when I just want the real thing! Has anyone else had problems being patient with their anal training? Also I noticed when I get fucked really hard, I get this really uncomfortable tightness where my prostate is being hit and I feel like I'm about to piss myself. I struggle sometimes with getting past that feeling. I'm super erogenous so I feel like that's why it feels way more intense than I'm used to. Does that go away with time, or is that one of those mental barrier things you get by?
Cooper Miller
sue
William Martin
business idea: a toilet paper challenge where young thots wipe their bum after a big poo and we determine who does it best
Luke Hernandez
Just remembered doing a speech in English when I was 15 about guns and when the teacher asked if I ever shot one I said yeah but was obviously lying lol
Brody Hill
Lucas Williams
stupid, ugly brown people
Sebastian James
this but it's a circle
Anthony Martin
People standing outside their doors. Guys filming their surroundings with their phones.
Suspicious and paranoid stares from people as you walk pass them. Having to wait in line just to shop for food.
I think people are losing it.
Benjamin Thompson
depressed
Mason Davis
charlize theron sofia boutella sex scene
Kevin Gray
i have been militaristically trained on a glock
Anthony Harris
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Asher Thomas
imagine having a gf
mental
Joshua Wright
do you reckon the muslims will learn anything from their disproportionate death toll? after ignoring social distancing because allah would protect them?
Dominic Reed
Not wanked once during this lockdown
Benjamin Rivera
sofia boutella deepfakes
Charles Richardson
Ryan Wilson
Ashley Alban Ass Worship
Justin Ward
do they not train you to shoot a rifle in the raf
bit shit is it not?
Jonathan Rodriguez
You know what I fucking love about Britain compared to Europe?
We fucking love a sesh and fucking drugs.
Name a country that has created people like Paul Gasgoine or Ozzy Osbourne?
None.
No country comes close to us in the sesh.
We fucking love drugs and a cheeky scrap, look at our world class firms back in the day.
The dream Saturday is literally going out to football having a scrap with the lads, showing off your battle scars to the lads, laughing about the fight, smashing some lines and pills then going to a rave with the lads and pulling a slag who’s interested by the masculinity of your black eye and grazed knuckles
There’s absolutely nothing wrong with football hooliganism
Adrian Morales
Yeah it's almost like the British bourgeoisie are using this as an experiment
Jason Torres
When i was like 10 i had to sit in a cirkle before class. And have to tell what we did in the weekend. I used to make up whole stories, i bet nobody believed me.
Joseph Allen
Levi Scott
trying to write a note to my neighbour telling her that i've taken in some parcels that were left on her front door, don't know how to end it, was going to do "Just knock when you want them" but that sounds a bit patronising somehow. what should I say? I'm not a friendly person by nature so I don't know
Levi Thomas
does anyone here actually not have this 190 freak filtered
Hunter Young
this is kind of universal by now
Connor Torres
kek
you kids will never know
Back in 2009 and 2010 every time an Inbetweeners episode aired we all had 5 brand new memes plastered all over the internet the next day
good times
good good times
;_;
Gabriel Baker
sofia boutella deepfake blacked
Brandon Hughes
Gavin Davis
It's just news mate, like how every other day on the BBC there is something about a single far right terrorist who was caught writing shit down in a notebook about how he wants to kill niggers and they act like its the same as Muhammed blowing up 40 kids every other month
Colton Nelson
Vietnam shows THE low-cost response to COVID-19. Unlike US/UK, Vietnam took precautionary measures from day 1, closing schools, quarantining, tracing, huge public health information campaign. Ten weeks after its first case, Vietnam has had 233 confirmed cases and 0 deaths.
Jaxon Evans
except it’s not
Nathan Richardson
yes
whats a bit shit
John Hernandez
Didn't filter his till the lockdown desu, could ignore it before but too annoying now.
Jordan Nelson
bump
Ian Price
"I'm home all day tomorrow so call round when ever you are free to collect them"
I just home she doesn't come at 9am
Nolan Perry
nonce
Jaxson Smith
>she has an onlyfans
ah yes
Hunter Diaz
just realised I got back home last Thursday and haven't shat once
That can't be good
Wyatt Perez
You can go to work and call to the food shop on the way home. Everything will be fine.
If you do anything else the NHS will collapse and you will die of "coronavirus".
And people actually believe this.
Aaron Cooper
Is that lad still here asking how I got a visa for a skilled job abroad?
I'm 25 for reference
Joshua Evans
give her your # and ask her to text you when she wants them
Ayden Perez
>6.6 million already unemployed in the USA
the USA is going to go fascist and try to wage a war of annihilation against China
Austin Butler
Need a cock in me
Julian Ward
Joked with teach when I was around 7 about stealing ice cream if I needed to rather than using money. She asked if my parents knew that I did that. Spooked me hard
Liam Cox
How many mongs finna peep jeff lowe’s zoo after covid blows over
Luke Sanders
Where my /Copelandites/ at? This virus will be JUDGED and DEFEATED by the BLOOD. A new Jerusalem will be made TODAY
Michael Bailey
I can't wait
Bentley Foster
I don't think she'll be back tomorrow, she doesn't spend much time here and I think she's left London for the lockdown
Jaxon Sullivan
I figured if one was to say they were trained in how to shoot a firearm in the military they would instead say they have ben militaristically trained on a rifle as opposed to a glock as it sounds more intimidating so from your post I inferred that you were not in fact trained in how to operate a rifle
Zachary Martinez
yeah
is it a coding toil? I'm 30 so it may be too late for me
Levi Ramirez
The only people who don't fall for the official coronavirus narrative being pumped out by Bill Gates and co are Marxist-Leninists and Hitchens type conservatives.
Lincoln Jones
Do you have a sweet tooth?
Sebastian Morris
the year is 2045, you enter cheadle via the O534 overpass road from london
home...
Zachary Rivera
The Chinese Warrior will repel any invasion by wh*Te dogs
Xavier Morgan
In 75 years people with a brain will be jailed for "coronavirus" denial.
Ethan Morgan
It is though? Football and Hooliganism is everywhere. The only problem is eastern europe and italians are taking it to serious. Idk about spain and portugal.
Angel Wright
Elijah Long
how did you do it lad, i would like to know
Cameron Perez
no chemtrails in the air anymore
Luke Watson
fart noise
Grayson Brown
classic
gets me everytime