/brit/

God Emperor Trump

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yanks by another name

delete this

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you take my self
you take my self control
you got me livin' only for the night
before the morning comes, the story's told
you take my self
you take my self control

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Will never understand the countryman’s obsession with black men

Hoi jongens zijn we allemaal al hier?

Operatie Samson jongens!

Would like to say that this virus will teach society a lesson on capitalism and why It’s time to move on

But you just know things are going to return to the status-quo once it’s all said and done

basically just milquetoast americans

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normies be like: waaahhh i have to stay in my room all day it's soooooo hard :'(((((((

haha ja
neuk de Engelsen

is it bad that i relate to this

anyone else love having long hair? teehee xd

Need you out of business sunshine

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the special relationship permits me to post here freely

Wish there was a way to filter tiktok posters

Mad how I can understand this

*sharts on his shoes*

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got one of those with your mother

no, she went to the gym to get chads to fawn over her as she wears extra small leggings and does squats for 30 minutes.

need her arrested

please stop talking about black cock

I follow her on insta. She’s hot.

Top ik denk dat we succesvol zijn als we bij elkaar blijven, samen kunnen we de italianen alles laten verzieken, dan draait alles om en zullen de italianen slachtoffer zijn van hun eigen haat zaaien.

muahaha

getting really fucking pissed off that i can go to gymtoil anymore.

considered sepdning a hot £800 on a homegym but realised that i CN'T FUCKING FIT IT ANYWHERE IN THSI SHITTY TERARACED HOUSES

WHY THE FUCK DID PEOPLE MAKE TERRACED HOUSES HOW ARE HUMANS SUPPOSED TO LIVE IN THESE SHIT HOUSES FFS

Ik verdien een vd

shut up whore

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Do calisthenics

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Want to slag her off but that's basically why I go to the gym

wahey 14 year olds with big CHEBS de lads

Geil wijf man, hoe duur?

Occasionally see girls walking around with leggings that are far far too small for them. It actually stretches the fabric so basically you can see their arse. Bizarre how they can walk around like that

Italianen mogen de kanker krijgen lmke
het zijn een stel luie geldverspillende homos

Ik ben present

the d*tch language is abhorrent. flush german around a clogged toilet for a while, and boom - there's d*tch.

a terrace will have at least two bedrooms upstairs
just put it in the other room?

tiktok.com/@sammyjanee

YOU CAN'T ESCAPE

E' LUI O NON E' LUI?

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Did you post on TikTok about it, though?

Any girl could easily do their workouts at home. Even I'm managing with a pull up bar and some decent room for bodyweight exercises like push ups, wallsits and planks.

YOU FOOL

>some stretches can replace squatting 3 plates

please

aye good point

the gf

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Law and order take a turn for the worst
In the shape of a size ten boot
Rape and murder throughout the land
And they tell you that you're still a free man
If this is freedom I don't understand
'Cause it seems like madness to me

'A' bomb in Wardour Street, hate Bomb
Hate Bomb, hate Bomb, hate Bomb

youtube.com/watch?v=aVtjtIdM16E

te oud
shut up you lazy bum
go get a job and pay off your debt

De domme italiaan valt er daadwerkelijk voor. Misschien is de /brit/ wel iets te groot nog. We zijn nog niet duidelijk genoeg aanwezig.

fucking hankering for a spoons pizza right now lads x

It literally can lol.

Girls on Film
Girls on Film
Girls on Film
Girls on Film
youtube.com/watch?v=KCjMZMxNr-0

Out of the 8 countries I have been in my life, I had the best time in Liverpool
just wanted to mention that

ciao a tutti

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WHO is the real world perfect job for 'smart but lazy' posters. Hires nothing but washed up politicians to run it, and pretends to be a leading health organization when all it has is the infrastructure of a charity.

Ych chi'n gallu siarad Cymraeg?

FUCK OFF

Christen your willy, lads

liverpool is geen land

Imagine believing in "coronavirus"

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Negeer hem geef hem geen aandacht maat en al helemaal niet in het engels

*pisses coronavirus on your head*

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Anybody watch the ballad of buster scruggs
Why is it so weird looking

For me it’s a gammon steak from the harvester

De Britten erkennen Liverpool niet als onderdeel van VK dus is het dergelijk wel de jure een land

others in it.

also feel weird about putting a weight lifting equipment in the upstairs of a house. feels like you could fall through or somethng
how can doing some stretches replace lifting weights?

hello? is this /birt/?

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wat ga je eraan doen?
goed punt
it was weird and boring so I didn't even bother finishing it

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wew

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Based or cringe?

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dont speak this alien language
do live in newport however

noOOOO ARGGHH MY HAT THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

youtube.com/watch?v=L5V9nK7-OkM

Oh lads

DING DING

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ITS SO CUTE THOUGH

ma stai zitto COGLIONE io sono sul filo a spammare il greggio da 50
(CINQUANTA) ANNI non come te che sei qui da qualche mese e ti diverti con i proxy di merda e a forzare meme in soffitta e bestemmie
IO SONO IL FILO E TU NON SEI UN CAZZO COGLIONE SAI SOLO SPAMMARE LA STESSA MERDA OGNI GIORNO
HAIL IL FILO
HAIL GIANNY (che ormai è diventato un normie)
HAIL GREGGIO
VIVA IL FILO
guarda qui come ho messo in ginocchio quel general SENZA PROXY ma solo con un bellissimo greggiopost e spam negli altri general chiedendo di venire a fare gli auguri.

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Waarom we zijn alleen op bezoek? Is er thee?

youtu.be/NamSWDo44b8

The yank punching that heavybag would get a hiding by me

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SIGNORIIIIIIIIII

IL GREGGIONE (che non è assolutamente albanese)

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Deaths today
USA 1632
UK 938
Spain 628
Italy 542
France 541

>De Britten erkennen
het boeit mij geen neuk wat de kanker britten wel of niet erkennen

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For fuck sake

Is that a pineapple on top? Grim

Need to be in her fanny ASAP

ANANAS IN JE NEUKENDE CURRY

je krijgt het niet verzonnen

ik hoop dat boris johnson the pijp uit gaat zijn verdiende loon voor brexit

what an epic image, thank you for posting it. Truly great banter here!

Het is echt een Goede film man

Is anyone here on actual good terms with their ex girlfriends?

Gemeen, waarom geef je geen neuk om br*tten?

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thought this was a girl taking her top off from the thumbnail. never trick me again

imagine being a swampnigger

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just want this corona thing to be over lads

Crazy how Ozzy Osborne has Parkinson’s now

ah yes

whore

>muh 3 plate squat
try doing 20 pistol squats
>muh 2 plate bench
try doing 50 press ups
>muh 1 plate ohp
try doing even one handstad press up
you're either fat or weak. which is it?

They must wear these so men look at their arse there's no way it's just for comfort women are sormthign else

NEUKENDE MELK
IN JE
THEE

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*Walks into /brit/*
*sees all the jfs*
*does 360 degree turn and walks out*

bruh moment

He's fairly intelligent unless you're a Yas Forumstard who needs people to "name the jew" before you accept them

youtube.com/watch?v=gpuh1WE-RVw

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fucking GAGGING for a black willard to stretch out that sphincter

Liverpool is not a country

het zijn inteelt dikzakken en hun wijven zijn kanker lelijk
kanker domme Engelsen kunnen niet eens normaal thee drinken

lmao

It doesn't exist.

Fuck I want to puke

Ik zie al steeds meer italianen hier komen
Straks kunnen we weer veilig naar onze eigen draad als alles verziekt is en de italianen een backlash krijgen

i think these are 2 different sets of things though.
It's like berating usain bolt for not being that good at running marathons

as well as gammon steaks i also like several willies stretching out my bumhole all at the same time. can't get enough of them up that dirty poo pipe of mine.

it's the bit of chicken that was skewered

digital filming

why do belgians hate british food so much

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youtube.com/watch?v=X4AXtsGrRi8

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There's a concerning amount of JFs ITT.

:)

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wtf

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SWAMPKIKES SWAMPKIKES SWAMPKIKES SWAMPKIKES
SWAMPKIKES SWAMPKIKES
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SWAMPKIKES SWAMPKIKES
SWAMPKIKES SWAMPKIKES
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SWAMPKIKES SWAMPKIKES
SWAMPKIKES SWAMPKIKES

If you think there is a "cornavirus" you are a retard.

idiot then you'd just end up were you started

Peng

stop spamming idiot

dude wtf

Hes a gay jew I doubt Yas Forums cares for him that much

Why anglo are so dirty?

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There's more than stretches you can do.
Arnold posted something to his offiicial youtube page
youtube.com/watch?v=L4A43oSklDk
scooby1961 has been posting home workouts too
or find some nice resistance exercises online

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Ma è lui o non è lui?

>>muh 3 plate squat
>try doing 20 pistol squats
>>muh 2 plate bench
>try doing 50 press ups
>>muh 1 plate ohp
>try doing even one handstad press up
>you're either fat or weak. which is it?

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girls post ass in underwear
i deserve 1 gf

fucking yum

just simple facts
your compound numbers are probably going to go down, nothing you can do about that
but in terms of hypertrophy? calisthenics is fine, in fact it's probably better than doing powershitter 5x5 workouts

youtube.com/watch?v=stFaV3VRYvw

SWAMPKIKES

WHAHHAHAHAHAAHA VIVA IL FILO VIVA GIANNY VIVA IL GREGGIONE NAZIONALE
/ITA/ VINCE ANCORA, È LUI O NON È LUI?

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at the rate you guys handle it we are glad you left the EU. Godspeed to you

*AHEM*

MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION

FUCK THE ENGLISH
FUCK ITALIANS
FUCK BELGIANS

THAT IS ALL.

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Just told the protogf that if she violated lockdown to come see me I would call the police

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Brits make the best Italian food

@euros
fuck off we voted brexit

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whats your lot favourite bands then

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*skateboard squats*

t. swampkraut

doxable info

n-dubz

sorry m8, as long as the dutchies are here, we're here to annoy them

do jeff cavaliere's home workout split

Imagine trusting chinks to control any virus

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post ass in underwear

Ah yes /brit/

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>*AHEM*

>MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION

>FUCK THE ENGLISH
>FUCK ITALIANS
>FUCK BELGIANS

>THAT IS ALL.

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currently tomb mold, blood incantation, cerebral rot, the list goes on

gone proper vegetarian lads, replaced all the meat stuff with quorn on the standard ocado shop

Sono gallese :)

CARBS ON CARBS
THAT SHIT AMOUNT OF SPICES
TOO MUCH SAUCE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

Coronavirus, kills everyone who goes outside except "key workers" and all the troops in the biggest NATO exercise in 30 years.

And mongs believe it and sit in.

FUCK OFF EURO CUNTS

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doesnt your prime minster have it....and didn't he deny the virus was that serious....thats embarassing

hate all this news and WHO bullshit praising china for its exceptional response, god i fucking hate propaganda

burning down a 5g mast de lads

good move you dutchshit
hiding in /brit/ is like hiding in a giant turd

you know i had to do it to em

No?

This is a daring new synthesis...

Imagine believing there's a virus.

Ik stem /rus/+/bel/+/ukr/ hierna

maybe Ween if I had to choose one

FONC

youtube.com/watch?v=5JTx1FsA8q8

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also the same reason they get manicures. to feel better about themselves. men don't give a fuck about their nails

((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((who))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) comes up with these challenges

>NOOOOOOOOOOOO EUROS GET OUT WE VOTE *COOF* BREXIT *slurps soylent*

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UK is disgusting

woah woah we have a basedboi here

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Don't lie, you would.

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vade retro satana!

>god i fucking hate propaganda
say the brexit supporting tory

Er no he never denied it was serious you braindead yank.

nee gewoon de spaanse draad

dunno probably some bored slag

>tfw permabanned from r/unitedkingdom for saying "get well soon boris"

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would what?

Lads

Legit now

I get model tier girls into me but

They’re such hard fucking work talking to

she must be bad at taking dicks from behind

big fan of this juxtaposition. i'd like to see more.

want to murder women

De verhuizing naar hier was te groot denk ik? Zijn er nog nederlanders actief hier.

Doesn't she get self-confidence from all the guys ogling her?

coronavirus

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C'est vrai

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lads did you see what the 5g done to that tree though
proper mad like

Go back to Yas Forums

always mocked Yas Forums because i thought happenings were a gimmick now i just want this one to stop happening

Literally spent the last 5 minutes trying to figure out what the fuck I was about to do

It was a good reason to get off /brit/ but fuck I cant quite figure it out

oh my days everyone loved these cunts in Year 8 and by Year 9 they vanished and nobody spoke about them ever again

can't believe i spent 55 seconds of my life watching this

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>Coronavirus

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Yes

GOOI DIE T*TTA'S OPZIJ
youtube.com/watch?v=f0JpHZkab9I

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stop posting tiktok slags please lads i am THIS close to raping someone

have resolved to begin taking steps to leave the uk next year in august.

chinesevirus

still waiting for them to come back from their """"""""hiatus""""""""

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Pretty sure he did

>china creates tiktok
>china creates coronavirus prompting lockdown
>thots swarm to tiktok to post promiscuous videos
>xi jinping has a big wank

>NOOOOOOOOOO A GIRL ISNT ALLOWED TO GO TO THE GYM TO GAIN ATTENTION FROM THE OPPOSITE SEX NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHES ONLY ALLOWED MY ATTENTION NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

grow up virgins

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die in a fire dutch faggot

>Applied for job abroad
>Cncalled cos of corona
>Extremely nice and say they'll hold onto it for me whenever things resume

Honestly biggest luck in my life

Get out this weekend and prove that "coronavirus" is nonsense. Fill the streets, fill the parks, fill every garden and be mysteriously not dead.

Coronavirus is a nonsense.

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pol are saying a vaccine for 'rona is impossible lads

... Test tweet just before my first main video today ... More Sue action ... Picture by and of me Timothy James Byrne and Susan Amanatsu outside my rented flat in High Wycombe Buckinghamshire England today on the 4 April 2020 ...

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Imaginationvirus.

t. pregnant 14yo gypsy

prefer not to get scientific insight from incel virgins on a racist anime website personally

how do you do it? what age are you?

Is this a common thing that girls do...?

There is no coronavirus. It's a psyop, and it worked.

absolutely would
think it has something to do with how she doesn't fully pass
idk my heads warped

has anyone even SEEN a coronavirus? supposedly we're staying indoors to avoid them but I haven't even seen any when i've been out??

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